I Say I Say

I feel stupid. I lost the pub trivia on the last question last night.

The question was, "Where do woman have the curliest hair"?

Apparently, the answer is Fiji.

I was at Hungry Jacks this morning, & two Muslim woman,

wearing the brightest head to toe robes I've ever seen, came in.

Apparently, the burkas are better at Hungry Jacks.

I've just been banned from a Muslim clothes shop.

I only asked for a bomber jacket.

Touchy ba-tards.

I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army Soup Kitchen.

All I said was, "will you ba-tards hurry up, some of us have a home to go to"

I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotized 7 blokes then dropped the mike on his foot & said "<deleted>-k me".

What happened next will haunt me forever.