Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground

and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and

Aunt Jane in A passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not Contain himself

as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was At the

playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.

I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he

helped Her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then

Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said,

"Johnny, this Is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for

supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it

tonight."!

At The dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.

Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's

car goes into the woods with Aunt Jane.

I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a Big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you

interrupt.

Good one

One day, when Little Johnny was about six years old, he and his father

went to look at some puppies. When he came home, he ran up to his

mom and informed her that there were four puppies. Three were boys

and one was a girl.

His mother was impressed and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

"Well," says Little Johnny "The girl was brown colored, but all the boys

were black."

"Yes, dear, but how did the color tell you if they were male or female?"

asked his mother.

Exasperated, Little Johnny retorted, "The color doesn't tell you, the

black ones had c0cks."

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one...

"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.

"Just a minute, I have to go piss."

The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"

"What about you Bill, how would you say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table."

"And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."

The teacher fainted.

Oh.... and I thought these jokes were gonna be about the "real" LITTLE JOHNNY (HOWARD!)

Is little Johnny funny nowdays ?