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>> The Answers We Have All Been Waiting For

>> Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR ?

>> A: ITS BRAILLE FOR LICK HERE.

>>

>> Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

>> A: IT IS THE SAME AS A FRENCH KISS, BUT ONLY DOWN UNDER.

>>

>> Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

>> A: MELT THEM DOWN, MAKE A TIRE, AND CALL IT A GOODYEAR.

>>

>> Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

>> A: WHEN THEY COME THEY'RE WILD AND WET, BUT WHEN THEY GO,

>> THEY TAKE YOUR HOUSE AND CAR WITH THEM.

>>

>> Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

>> A: BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS TO SCRATCH.

:o

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