The Generous Husband .

A wife comes home early from work one day only to find her husband

in bed with a strange woman...

"That`s It !" She Screams at Him ...

" I`m Leaving You And Never Coming Back..."

The Husband Says ...

"Don`t You At Least Want To Hear My Explanation ?"

She Shrugs And Says,"Fine, Let`s Hear Your Story, But This Won`t Do You Any Good !"

He Says, "Well, I`m Driving Along The Street,

When I See This Young Lady In Torn Clothes, No Shoes, All Muddy And

Crying..."

I Took Pity On Her And Asked If She Would Like To Get Cleaned Up In My

House.

She Climbed Into My (truck) And i Brought Her (home)...

She Took A shower And I Gave Her The (bra` an` underwaear), That Doesn`t Fit You Anymore, The Silk

(blouse) And (pants),That I Bought You Two Years Ago( that you wore once .. )

The $ 150.00 (nikesneakers) Running shoes You Bought ( that you wore only twice ..)

I Even Gave Her Sum Of The Roast Beef In The Fridge, ( that you never touched last night...)

She Was So Grateful For All These Things She Thanked Me Profusely

As She Was About To Leave,She Turned Around And Asked Me ...

"Is There Anything Else Your Wife Doesn`t Use Anymore ?"

( An` Thats My Explanation An` I`m Stickin` To It . )

Good enough!