A man who waslost at sea ended up landing on an unfamiliar island. After wandering aroundfor a while, he thought he was in Thailand. He ended up in Hawaii!! A group ofnatives picked him up and took him to their shop. The chief came up to him andsaid, "We will let you live, if you can make some of my native foods'.So the man agreed. The man walks up and shows the chief 10 sausages. The chieflooks in amazement. ''What the hel_l are these'', but eats them all in one go. Theman is given a second task and makes up some Curries. The chief laughs andstates ''curries'' ''these I have never seen before they are amazing''. The Chieflooks at the man and states ''I have a third and final task for you .I would likesome American food'', the man replies ''no problem I can make also'' ''I knowhundreds of American Foods''. The chief replies ''Tell me about some of thesefoods''.

The man replies '''I can make the following''

Jimmy Deen US Style Breakfast Sausage Patties

American Belly Bacon

American 100% Streak Burger

American BIG Burger

American Steak House BIG BOY Burger

American Meat Loaf

Cowboy Sloppy Joes

American Dry Cured Ham

Juicy Lucy American Style Burger

American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in St Louis Style Sauce

American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Memphis BBQ Sauce

American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Kansas City BBQ Sauce

American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in California Rodeo Sauce

American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Kentucky Bourbon BBQ Sauce

American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in South Carolina BBQ Sauce

American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Southwestern BBQ Sauce

American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Texas BBQ Sauce

American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Alabama White BBQ Sauce

American Style Sausage King Special Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Secret Sauce

American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Sausage King Suicide Sauce

American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Tangy Zesty Orange Sauce

American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in St Louis Style Sauce

American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Memphis BBQ Sauce

American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Kansas City BBQ Sauce

American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in California Rodeo Sauce

American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Kentucky Bourbon BBQ Sauce

American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in South Carolina BBQ Sauce

American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Southwestern BBQ Sauce

American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Texas BBQ Sauce

American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Alabama White BBQ Sauce

American Style Sausage King Special BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Secret Sauce

American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Sausage King Suicide Sauce

American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Tangy Zesty Orange Sauce

American Style Polish Sausage

American Style Special Sausage King Hickory Smoked Meat Loaf

The Sausage King.!!

Edited November 18, 201015 yr by SausageKing

You forgot to add a load of TRIPE

you should have a yearly celebration, where customers can come sample your sausages. A festival of sorts. Im sure you could come up with a catchy name for such a festival.

Good morning and i feel if you have tried our products! then you would take back you offensive comments. however we are one of Thai visa sponsors of the thai visa xmas party on the 11th of December and we will have our sausage and Indian curry's on their so why not come and try our products free of charge.The Old Bell Chiang Mai

Edited November 20, 201015 yr by SausageKing

Off topic posts on grammar and spelling have been removed.

From the Forum Netiquette topic - "excessive posts regarding others spelling and grammar not only hijacks the topic but is poor netiquette."

Well, I too use Rab C avatar but have actually bought and enjoyed your food. Not sure American food is my thing but will be ordering pies and curries again soon.

N.B Just made a typo on the word "ordering" in my post, right clicked on the typo and was offered "rogering" which, whilst your pies are good, they're not that good

Well, I too use Rab C avatar but have actually bought and enjoyed your food. Not sure American food is my thing but will be ordering pies and curries again soon.

N.B Just made a typo on the word "ordering" in my post, right clicked on the typo and was offered "rogering" which, whilst your pies are good, they're not that good

Judas my comment was not directed towards those who hold the Rab C Avatar. It was someone who decided it would be funny to belittle the Sausage King.

Of whom I am a regular purchaser of his food.