SausageKing Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 (edited) A man who waslost at sea ended up landing on an unfamiliar island. After wandering aroundfor a while, he thought he was in Thailand. He ended up in Hawaii!! A group ofnatives picked him up and took him to their shop. The chief came up to him andsaid, "We will let you live, if you can make some of my native foods'.So the man agreed. The man walks up and shows the chief 10 sausages. The chieflooks in amazement. ''What the hel_l are these'', but eats them all in one go. Theman is given a second task and makes up some Curries. The chief laughs andstates ''curries'' ''these I have never seen before they are amazing''. The Chieflooks at the man and states ''I have a third and final task for you .I would likesome American food'', the man replies ''no problem I can make also'' ''I knowhundreds of American Foods''. The chief replies ''Tell me about some of thesefoods''. The man replies '''I can make the following'' Jimmy Deen US Style Breakfast Sausage Patties American Belly Bacon American 100% Streak Burger American BIG Burger American Steak House BIG BOY Burger American Meat Loaf Cowboy Sloppy Joes American Dry Cured Ham Juicy Lucy American Style Burger American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in St Louis Style Sauce American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Memphis BBQ Sauce American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Kansas City BBQ Sauce American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in California Rodeo Sauce American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Kentucky Bourbon BBQ Sauce American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in South Carolina BBQ Sauce American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Southwestern BBQ Sauce American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Texas BBQ Sauce American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Alabama White BBQ Sauce American Style Sausage King Special Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Secret Sauce American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Sausage King Suicide Sauce American Style BBQ Ribs Smothered in Tangy Zesty Orange Sauce American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in St Louis Style Sauce American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Memphis BBQ Sauce American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Kansas City BBQ Sauce American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in California Rodeo Sauce American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Kentucky Bourbon BBQ Sauce American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in South Carolina BBQ Sauce American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Southwestern BBQ Sauce American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Texas BBQ Sauce American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Alabama White BBQ Sauce American Style Sausage King Special BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Secret Sauce American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Sausage King Suicide Sauce American Style BBQ Chicken Wings Smothered in Tangy Zesty Orange Sauce American Style Polish Sausage American Style Special Sausage King Hickory Smoked Meat Loaf The Sausage King.!! Edited November 18, 2010 by SausageKing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunholidaysun1 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 You forgot to add a load of TRIPE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillR Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 you should have a yearly celebration, where customers can come sample your sausages. A festival of sorts. Im sure you could come up with a catchy name for such a festival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SausageKing Posted November 20, 2010 Author Share Posted November 20, 2010 (edited) Good morning and i feel if you have tried our products! then you would take back you offensive comments. however we are one of Thai visa sponsors of the thai visa xmas party on the 11th of December and we will have our sausage and Indian curry's on their so why not come and try our products free of charge.The Old Bell Chiang Mai Edited November 20, 2010 by SausageKing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Off topic posts on grammar and spelling have been removed. From the Forum Netiquette topic - "excessive posts regarding others spelling and grammar not only hijacks the topic but is poor netiquette." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDAS Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Well, I too use Rab C avatar but have actually bought and enjoyed your food. Not sure American food is my thing but will be ordering pies and curries again soon. N.B Just made a typo on the word "ordering" in my post, right clicked on the typo and was offered "rogering" which, whilst your pies are good, they're not that good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foodmonster Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Well, I too use Rab C avatar but have actually bought and enjoyed your food. Not sure American food is my thing but will be ordering pies and curries again soon. N.B Just made a typo on the word "ordering" in my post, right clicked on the typo and was offered "rogering" which, whilst your pies are good, they're not that good Judas my comment was not directed towards those who hold the Rab C Avatar. It was someone who decided it would be funny to belittle the Sausage King. Of whom I am a regular purchaser of his food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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