Some Interesting Questions....

[zaz]

1 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

2 Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

3 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

4 Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

5 Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

6 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

7 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?

8 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

9 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

10 What is the speed of darkness?

11 Are there specially reserved parking spaces for non-disabled people at The Special Olympics?

12 If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

13 If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

14 If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

15 If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

16 Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

17 If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

18 Can you cry under water?

19 What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

20 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

21 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

22 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

23 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

24 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

26 Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ............ they're still going to see you naked anyway.

[chechoie]

Don't know Zaz, I'll ask around.

[zaz]

Don't give it a high priority chechoie!!

[Gazza]

Why is it that when we've just began learning to walk and talk we're told to sit down and shut up?

[siamsam]

Why do people ask so many questions?

[Khun Jean]

1 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

On the underside of the buttons there is a conductive material. If you press harder the electrical resistance is lower and you have more change that it will work.

2 Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Because when they charge you a fee it is based on how much you are below 0. The fee will make your balance more negative and the next period the bank can ask a higher fee. This will increase the banks profits.

3 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Because it will take you at least 450 years to count them, put checkig if the paint is wet just takes a second. So they just say i believe because it is a simpler answer.

4 Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

The new glue does.

5 Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

Because the person who handles this procedure has to be safe from accidental injuries.

6 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

He shaves himself with a flint. And Jane doesn't like a beard, it tickles to much.

7 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?

For theatrical effect.

8 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Actually because they have a radio inside the helmet.

9 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

Otherwise it would be lip and that word was already taken. And putting in a "T" was too hard to pronounce.

10 What is the speed of darkness?

It is faster than then speed of light.

11 Are there specially reserved parking spaces for non-disabled people at The Special Olympics?

No.

12 If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

In a cardboard box or container.

13 If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Zero.

14 If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

People evolved from a few species of ape. There are many more.

15 If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Waiting for our help.

16 Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Actually they live longer but it seems shorter because they are happier.

17 If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

No. For that you need two physical people.

18 Can you cry under water?

Yes.

19 What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

It is not the importance of the killed person but the way they are killed.

20 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Maybe it grows on branches.

21 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

It is easier to transport a square box than a round one.

22 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

JF Kennedy thought it was a more powerfull thing to do and send a not to misunderstood message to the communists at that time. I think the communists would not be impressed with a big wheeled suitcase.

23 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

Maybe they are giving a hint that they have sleeping problems.

24 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Yes.

25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Because it is very hard to look down on people when you are on the ground.

26 Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ............ they're still going to see you naked anyway.

It is for the shock effect.

Edited August 12, 2005 by Khun Jean

[DJ Pat]

1 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

On the underside of the buttons there is a conductive material. If you press harder the electrical resistance is lower and you have more change that it will work.

2 Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Because when they charge you a fee it is based on how much you are below 0. The fee will make your balance more negative and the next period the bank can ask a higher fee. This will increase the banks profits.

3 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Because it will take you at least 450 years to count them, put checkig if the paint is wet just takes a second. So they just say i believe because it is a simpler answer.

4 Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

The new glue does.

5 Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

Because the person who handles this procedure has to be safe from accidental injuries.

6 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

He shaves himself with a flint. And Jane doesn't like a beard, it tickles to much.

7 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?

For theatrical effect.

8 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Actually because they have a radio inside the helmet.

9 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

Otherwise it would be lip and that word was already taken. And putting in a "T" was too hard to pronounce.

10 What is the speed of darkness?

It is faster than then speed of light.

11 Are there specially reserved parking spaces for non-disabled people at The Special Olympics?

No.

12 If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

In a cardboard box or container.

13 If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Zero.

14 If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

People evolved from a few species of ape. There are many more.

15 If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Waiting for our help.

16 Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Actually they live longer but it seems shorter because they are happier.

17 If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

No. For that you need two physical people.

18 Can you cry under water?

Yes.

19 What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

It is not the importance of the killed person but the way they are killed.

20 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Maybe it grows on branches.

21 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

It is easier to transport a square box than a round one.

22 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

JF Kennedy thought it was a more powerfull thing to do and send a not to misunderstood message to the communists at that time. I think the communists would not be impressed with a big wheeled suitcase.

23 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

Maybe they are giving a hint that they have sleeping problems.

24 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Yes.

25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Because it is very hard to look down on people when you are on the ground.

26 Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ............ they're still going to see you naked anyway.

It is for the shock effect.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Clever bastard.

[chownah]

1 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

On the underside of the buttons there is a conductive material. If you press harder the electrical resistance is lower and you have more change that it will work.

2 Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Because when they charge you a fee it is based on how much you are below 0. The fee will make your balance more negative and the next period the bank can ask a higher fee. This will increase the banks profits.

3 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Because it will take you at least 450 years to count them, put checkig if the paint is wet just takes a second. So they just say i believe because it is a simpler answer.

4 Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

The new glue does.

5 Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

Because the person who handles this procedure has to be safe from accidental injuries.

6 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

He shaves himself with a flint. And Jane doesn't like a beard, it tickles to much.

7 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?

For theatrical effect.

8 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Actually because they have a radio inside the helmet.

9 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

Otherwise it would be lip and that word was already taken. And putting in a "T" was too hard to pronounce.

10 What is the speed of darkness?

It is faster than then speed of light.

11 Are there specially reserved parking spaces for non-disabled people at The Special Olympics?

No.

12 If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

In a cardboard box or container.

13 If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Zero.

14 If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

People evolved from a few species of ape. There are many more.

15 If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Waiting for our help.

16 Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Actually they live longer but it seems shorter because they are happier.

17 If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

No. For that you need two physical people.

18 Can you cry under water?

Yes.

19 What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

It is not the importance of the killed person but the way they are killed.

20 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Maybe it grows on branches.

21 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

It is easier to transport a square box than a round one.

22 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

JF Kennedy thought it was a more powerfull thing to do and send a not to misunderstood message to the communists at that time. I think the communists would not be impressed with a big wheeled suitcase.

23 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

Maybe they are giving a hint that they have sleeping problems.

24 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Yes.

25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Because it is very hard to look down on people when you are on the ground.

26 Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ............ they're still going to see you naked anyway.

It is for the shock effect.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Clever bastard.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You're half right.

[loong]

Khun Jean

Khun Killjoy