Tthe Male Cycle

[Chris Lawrence]

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend

with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there

was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for

life.

In high school I dated a passionate girl, but she was too

emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried

all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl

with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring.

She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.

Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some

excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep

up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on

anything.. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often

as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but

directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her

feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so

ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with

big tits