Jirapa Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Try dipping the erect penis in hot wax then waiting for it to dry. That ought to put the horny little buggers of sex for a while! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) It maybe time to outlaw plastic bags. But then how are they going to fit a salabow moo, coke, sausage on a stick and a pack of Marlboros in a condom? Easy, just Super-Size the order for the condom, of course ! Edited January 5, 2011 by Ricardo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markt7081 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 They probably use the food vendor bags, comes complete with the rubber band as well, I gives a whole new meaning to nam prick You would want to wash the bag well before use, it doesnt bear thinking about if you dont. To eat in or to go sir? Err actually its not to go, its to C@@@. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asiawatcher Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I'm still laughing and even at the Ministry being serious enough to raise the issue. Words also fail me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsailor35 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Might want to change the plastic bag mantra of 'Reduce, Reuse, Recycle' to 'Reduce, Reuse, Rinse, Recycle' What a stupid idea, all plastic bags are not bio-degradable...............I use brown paper bags as they burn easily, no pollution and fish and turtles cannot swallow them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I can hear it now ..... darling do not worry .... IT IS IN THE BAG! Hihihihihihihihihi A study has shown that some Mathayom 1 students in the Northeast had used plastic bags to prevent pregnancies and STDs. Living there for almost one decade has shown me that this must be true. Would they really go to a shop to buy condoms in the age of 13? Left wife and child, staying now with my plastic bag, much cheaper......:jap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Might want to change the plastic bag mantra of 'Reduce, Reuse, Recycle' to 'Reduce, Reuse, Rinse, Recycle' What a stupid idea, all plastic bags are not bio-degradable...............I use brown paper bags as they burn easily, no pollution and fish and turtles cannot swallow them. But fish and turtles could get a heart attack swimming near your used bag.....:jap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 And this country wants to go NUCLEAR. Why not? They can carry their electricity from 7 Eleven in a plastic bag home. Full of radioactive substances.....:jap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huey Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 This reminds me of how, in the UK, it was reported a few years ago that teenagers were using cling film as a condom substitute since they couldn't afford to buy condoms - and if they didn't have cling film they'd use aluminium foil. Ouch! DOH! are you kidding?!?! Please tell me thats a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) They probably use the food vendor bags, comes complete with the rubber band as well, I gives a whole new meaning to nam prick You would want to wash the bag well before use, it doesnt bear thinking about if you dont. Hey, you made me laugh that I split my coffee on my plastic bag, while having fun with it. Man, it was hot...........:jap: Naam Prick. Lol Edited January 5, 2011 by sirchai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 This reminds me of how, in the UK, it was reported a few years ago that teenagers were using cling film as a condom substitute since they couldn't afford to buy condoms - and if they didn't have cling film they'd use aluminium foil. Ouch! DOH! are you kidding?!?! Please tell me thats a joke. Guess the Aluminium foil was to smoke some powder. Coke light was being used in Africa and it seemed to work, but not really. Too expensive and mostly not available....:jap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbeam1 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 They probably use the food vendor bags, comes complete with the rubber band as well, I gives a whole new meaning to nam prick You would want to wash the bag well before use, it doesnt bear thinking about if you dont. PRICELESS jb1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 You can imagine the little darlings eating somtam and drinking lao khao together while watching a porno movie. Then when the urge strikes they recycle the plastic bag the somtam was wrapped in - ouch! Seriously I remember a report in the 90s of teenagers in a small town in the US using cling wrap which resulted not only in pregnancies and probably vaginal lacerations but also in a number of HIV infections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil B Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Talking of recycling. Was it not not "Pattaya One News" recycled the Pattaya section "Cheap Charlie" thread? "... “Condoms are expensive. Remove before climax. Then you can reuse!” Only made worse byBasil B’s suggestion to instead use Cling Film:“it's cheaper”. But double-wrap it, presumably....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallmeScooter Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 It maybe time to outlaw plastic bags. 555 - a cracking shot. Try dipping the erect penis in hot wax then waiting for it to dry. That ought to put the horny little buggers of sex for a while! Who are you speaking to? Anyone who wants that job should not be allowed within many hundreds of yards of children. And, though I'm no expert in these things, I do have what seems a more - sane - suggestion: Sex education. You cannot bury your head in the sand. Or you'll come up with grandchildren who slipped through the 'cracks' after the groceries were unpacked. Heavens, at the very least when we were 13, we knew that certain things could happen like...children, horrific STDs (good on 'em for blowing out the risk of that disproportionately and very graphically), and we certainly learned that Cling Wrap or a mere plastic bag would not perform under stress. Legal Abortions. I would like to hear someone make the argument for why these children, assuming the persistent fight through the frustrated resistance of a grocery bag and pregnancies were to result, should be forced to go through the rigmarole and formalities of a full-term. good heavens.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanaka Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Some people are soooooooooooooo endowed they can't use condoms. There are different sizes of condoms and a condom is very flexible. That is not the problem. Might want to change the plastic bag mantra of 'Reduce, Reuse, Recycle' to 'Reduce, Reuse, Rinse, Recycle' Rinse? How do you intend to make a thai see reason for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wellington Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 It maybe time to outlaw plastic bags. 555 - a cracking shot. Try dipping the erect penis in hot wax then waiting for it to dry. That ought to put the horny little buggers of sex for a while! Who are you speaking to? Anyone who wants that job should not be allowed within many hundreds of yards of children. And, though I'm no expert in these things, I do have what seems a more - sane - suggestion: Sex education. You cannot bury your head in the sand. Or you'll come up with grandchildren who slipped through the 'cracks' after the groceries were unpacked. Heavens, at the very least when we were 13, we knew that certain things could happen like...children, horrific STDs (good on 'em for blowing out the risk of that disproportionately and very graphically), and we certainly learned that Cling Wrap or a mere plastic bag would not perform under stress. Legal Abortions. I would like to hear someone make the argument for why these children, assuming the persistent fight through the frustrated resistance of a grocery bag and pregnancies were to result, should be forced to go through the rigmarole and formalities of a full-term. good heavens.... If they left the veggies in the bag had a shag lots of action homemade soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jirapa Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 It maybe time to outlaw plastic bags. 555 - a cracking shot. Try dipping the erect penis in hot wax then waiting for it to dry. That ought to put the horny little buggers of sex for a while! Who are you speaking to? Anyone who wants that job should not be allowed within many hundreds of yards of children. And, though I'm no expert in these things, I do have what seems a more - sane - suggestion: Sex education. You cannot bury your head in the sand. Or you'll come up with grandchildren who slipped through the 'cracks' after the groceries were unpacked. Heavens, at the very least when we were 13, we knew that certain things could happen like...children, horrific STDs (good on 'em for blowing out the risk of that disproportionately and very graphically), and we certainly learned that Cling Wrap or a mere plastic bag would not perform under stress. Legal Abortions. I would like to hear someone make the argument for why these children, assuming the persistent fight through the frustrated resistance of a grocery bag and pregnancies were to result, should be forced to go through the rigmarole and formalities of a full-term. good heavens.... I was actually referring directly to the kids with wax acting as the condom. It was a joke but no more funny than cling film and tin foil and plastic bags are probably a fair option to nothing. In days of old When nights were bold And Johnny bags weren't invented They tied a sock around their cocks And babies were prevented Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedNIvar Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Here is an idea to make the plastic bags competitive to the condom.For extra protection, try two plastic bags and Tiger Balm. Step by step procedure, 1.Slip first plastic bag on, 2. smother with Tiger Balm, 3. Slip second plastic bag on 4. PARTY TIME 5. If any partner feel mild cool burning sensation, change plastic bag. a. Change inner bag if the guy feels the effects of the tiger balm b. Change outer bag if she feels it. 100% Safe Note: Tiger Balm can be replaced with any other local Thai eucalyptus balms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianb1944 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Considering the awareness level of these teenagers, one more piece of advice. Crossing your fingers is not a good substitute for crossing your legs. Hear hear, my wife refuses to talk to our 18 year old daughter, my stepdaughter, about safe sex because, "she would never do anything like that that" and refuses to believe otherwise. Naive?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I've heard it said that an aspirin tablet is an excellent contraceptive for a woman: put it between your knees and keep it there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jirapa Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Here is an idea to make the plastic bags competitive to the condom.For extra protection, try two plastic bags and Tiger Balm. Step by step procedure, 1.Slip first plastic bag on, 2. smother with Tiger Balm, 3. Slip second plastic bag on 4. PARTY TIME 5. If any partner feel mild cool burning sensation, change plastic bag. a. Change inner bag if the guy feels the effects of the tiger balm b. Change outer bag if she feels it. 100% Safe Note: Tiger Balm can be replaced with any other local Thai eucalyptus balms. Weirdo! Makes sense though but fresh crushed chillies might be more effective than tiger balm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olivier2553 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 All the posters seems to miss the point: there is a Thai saying that mention exactly that: if you don't have a condom (rubber bag), use a plastic bag (some will brag about using a garbage bag). Sadly, that boy took it to the letter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehard60 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 WORDS FAIL ME!!! Not a wise substitute? Future rocket scientists or brain surgeons. Why??? This is standard thinking in that part of the country. And why? Bangkok won't send any real teachers to the north east. They are affraid that the people will be smarter than them in Bangkok. Just look at the yellow shirts in jail in Cambia. Hahahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colabamumbai Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Now I understand why the stores always want to give me bags, while I'm carrying my shoulder bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McHow2 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) Just when I thought I'd heard it all WORDS FAIL ME!!! Not a wise substitute? Future rocket scientists or brain surgeons. Edited January 5, 2011 by McHow2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re_fuse Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I once got ten copulations from a glove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallmeScooter Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Hear hear, my wife refuses to talk to our 18 year old daughter, my stepdaughter, about safe sex because, "she would never do anything like that that" and refuses to believe otherwise. Naive?? Naive? I think I require some more information. Does she talk to the Holy Spirit? See visions? Foresee prophecy? Is she inherently spiritual? Often too distracted to take earthly sustenance? Does she long for Heaven, and spend her time bringing the Light of Christ to those around her? Do children flock to her? ----- If Yes to most or all, it's complicated. She may be a Saint. If No to most or all, it's not complicated. Mommy's little girl ain't a little girl no more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EODghost Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Classic! Plastic bags are a suitable substitute for the prevention of pregnancy when securely fastened over the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ableguy Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 How does one blow into one of these bags to check for possible leaks? with vigour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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