loong Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering frim a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die: "Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he's in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Dont burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him it will only make him stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of sporting event on TV. And most importantly make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. "If you can do this for 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home the husband asked his wife , "What did the doctor say?" "You're gonna die." she replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Doctor, I think I'm a snooker cue! Get to the end of the Cue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 Doctor, I think I'm a snooker cue!Get to the end of the Cue. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Messed it up a bit Should have been Doctor, I think I'm a snooker Ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone Are you choking ? No, I really did ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire Necks please A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?" The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain." "I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks. "Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..." "Like this?" "A little more..." "Like this?" "No. A little more..." "Like this?" "Yes. Does that hurt?" "A little bit." "Now stretch it over your head!" A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks. "Yes," the woman says, "you're checking for any lumps of breast cancer." "That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meelousee Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 "What did the doctor say?" "You're gonna die." she replied. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's it I knew the doctor told my wife something. Thanks loong now I know what to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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