Super Bowl Humor

[mistakurtz]

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.

As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty.

He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.

"No," the man replied, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the first man.

"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world and not use it?"

The second man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.

This will be the first Super bowl we haven't been together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shook his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

[uptheos]

EVERYTHING even light humour, surely doesn't have to relate to the centre of the universe.

OK: A man from Chiang Mai had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.

Edited February 7, 2011 by metisdead
Removed deleted post from quote.

[wildpikey]

Hmmm,

I would hardly think that because someone told a joke about something that is not related to Chiang Mai in the forum, that it would really ensue much chaos do you???

LoL...

[DavidOxon]

Well if I start posting threads about Bagpipes or Yaks milk or piano stools and anyone posts stuff about what they like then it stops being a Thai/Chiang Mai forum and becomes chaotic....

[tango]

Terribly good, mistakurtz.http://www.buzzle.com/articles/oxymoron-examples.html

[metisdead]

Rather than to make an objectionable post about the topic at hand, it would be better to use the report button.

As such, I will move this the to the Pub forum where it would be better received.

[harvestmoon86]

Am I the only person who appreciates this joke?

Go Packers.

[farangene]

I heard that joke when I was in 3rd grade about 75 years ago...

[dean999]

I liked the joke. Very funny.

Who cares what the bad post say. It cheered my day up.