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Posted

You are a Scouser,

An ugly Scouser,

You're only happy,

On Giro day.

Your mum's out thieving,

Your dad's drug-dealing,

So please don't take my new Book about Sabermetrics away..

Posted

Hahaha, like it.

I didn't start this thread by the way....!

redrus

My sincerest apologies then for insinuating you done when under the influence..

Gonna be a good threa dthough me thinks..;)

Posted

Sang to Sammy Lee when he was Bolton's Manager by our lot...:D

Your Suit's from Mothercare,

Your Suit's from Mothercare,

Your Suit's from Mothercare,

Your Suit's from Mothercare...

Posted (edited)

Chelsea, Chelsea, wherever you may be,

You ain't got no history,

Lampard's fat,

And Ashely's qu**r,

And you ain't gonna win <deleted> all this year...

Edited by MSingh
Posted

In your Liverpool slums,

You look in the dustbin for something to eat,

You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,

In your Liverpool slums,

In your Liverpool slums,

You s**t on the carpet, you p**s in the bath,

You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,

In your Liverpool slums,

In your Liverpool slums,

You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,

You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,

In your Liverpool slums,

In your Liverpool slums,

Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,

You can't get a job 'cos you're too f***ing thick,

In your Liverpool slums...

Posted

I've tried to fit in teh fact that they've spent 600% more NET than us ove rthe past 4 Seasons, had 46m Pounds worth of Footballer on their Bench yesterday yet have failed to score against us in 3 hours of Football this Season, let alone beat us, but i can't so this will have to do.. :)

Thank you very much for the 4 points T*ttenham

Thank you very much

Thank you very very very much

Thank you very much for the 4 points T*ttenham

Thank you very much

Thank you very very very much

Thank you very much for the 4 points T*ttenham

Thank you very much

Thank you very very very very very very very very very very very very much

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