If You Want To Start A Song Thread Red, Let'S Go For It.

[MSingh]

Lasagna, whoa

Lasagne, whoa

We laughed ourselfs to bits,

When Tottenham got the s**ts,

[MSingh]

You are a Scouser,

An ugly Scouser,

You're only happy,

On Giro day.

Your mum's out thieving,

Your dad's drug-dealing,

So please don't take my new Book about Sabermetrics away..

[MSingh]

Hahaha, like it.

I didn't start this thread by the way....!

redrus

My sincerest apologies then for insinuating you done when under the influence..

Gonna be a good threa dthough me thinks..

[MSingh]

Sang to Sammy Lee when he was Bolton's Manager by our lot...

Your Suit's from Mothercare,

Your Suit's from Mothercare,

Your Suit's from Mothercare,

Your Suit's from Mothercare...

[MSingh]

Chelsea, Chelsea, wherever you may be,

You ain't got no history,

Lampard's fat,

And Ashely's qu**r,

And you ain't gonna win <deleted> all this year...

[MSingh]

In your Liverpool slums,

You look in the dustbin for something to eat,

You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,

In your Liverpool slums,

In your Liverpool slums,

You s**t on the carpet, you p**s in the bath,

You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,

In your Liverpool slums,

In your Liverpool slums,

You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,

You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,

In your Liverpool slums,

In your Liverpool slums,

Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,

You can't get a job 'cos you're too f***ing thick,

In your Liverpool slums...

[MSingh]

I've tried to fit in teh fact that they've spent 600% more NET than us ove rthe past 4 Seasons, had 46m Pounds worth of Footballer on their Bench yesterday yet have failed to score against us in 3 hours of Football this Season, let alone beat us, but i can't so this will have to do..

Thank you very much for the 4 points T*ttenham

Thank you very much

Thank you very very very much

Thank you very much for the 4 points T*ttenham

Thank you very much

Thank you very very very much

Thank you very much for the 4 points T*ttenham

Thank you very much

Thank you very very very very very very very very very very very very much