Is This The Truth?

[likite]

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work hard, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, that is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your arse and find something better.

If you get a job or a promotion ahead of her, that is favoUritism. If she gets one ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If she gets paid, she says, "That's my paycheque." If you get paid, she says, "That our paycheque."

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive b*stard.

If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's self-defense.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favoUr.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else.

No wonder men die before women do....they want to!

[Boo]

correct, next

[Kringle]

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Coming from a woman, I would expect that response.

[JuniorExPat]

likite

I'm having one of those days too!

Am in the process of applying rule 36b of the Husbands' Handbook:

>36b:

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>When you are wrong - apologise

>When she is wrong - ditto!

JxP

[mnoorsapl]

"No wonder men die before women do....they want to! "

probably die of laughing....