Senior Texting Codes

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March 5, 201115 yr

Senior Texting Codes (STC)

I thought the following listing was appropriate... after all, the kids have all their little codes...like

BFF, <deleted>, LOL, <deleted>,etc. So here are some codes for seniors:

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where are the Prunes

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help!

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

March 12, 201115 yr

hahaha

March 12, 201115 yr

Lawrence Welk?

For the sake of this post, as if I am black --

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nigga%20please

A statement you say when you don't agree with someone

More like Mick Jagger ...

Seriously, those are OK, but we need to CUSTOMIZE some of these to be Thailand specific.

Here are some Pattaya ones --

GRDA

Gay romeo "date" arrived

JBRBB

Just boarded Russian baht bus

BPT

Balloon Party Tonight!

WJSS

Watching Jet ski scammers

VSRL

Viagra supply running low

DCA

Dollar crashed ... again

UOWFDM

Uh Oh Wet Fart During Massage

RSRHUT

Red shirt rally holding up traffic

FACA

Fish & Chips Again

FLHIKP

Found Lady Hair In Kow Pat

OK, now that I have started this, do y'all have some other ideas for Thailand specific codes?

March 18, 201115 yr

Author

These are probably already used in Thailand:

BTG

Blame The Government

BTPM

Blame The Prime Minister

BTRS

Blame The Red Shirts

BTYS

Blame The Yellow Shirts

BAS

Blame Anyone, Someone

JPOP

Just Paid Off Police

ABUP

Army Breaking Up Protest

CFAPO

Can't Find Any Palm Oil

FSSO

Favorite SOAP Show On

WSS

Watching SOAP Show

ASSB

Attending SOAP Show Blessing

ETS

Extend The Subsidy

RTS

Raise The Subsidy

NAS

Needs A Subsidy

3 weeks later...

April 5, 201114 yr

Haven't venture to this 'Joke section' for a while.

I'm glad I did, posts #1 from Pip makes me :cheesy: .

Thanks for big hearty laugh.

April 7, 201114 yr

like very much made me laugh

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