The Lady Scampette

[AlexLah]

Hi Scamp,

How did you feel when you were dressed, sexy, seductive, uncomfortable, any other feeling.

Why did you choose to dress up in girl clothes?

Secret fantasy?

It is ok lah, you can tell anything here I guess.

I wanted to do the same thing at Halloween but unfortunatly I will not be in BKK.

Maybe next time naaaaa!

KR

Alex

[The Gentleman Scamp]

To be honest, it's something I'd always fancied doing but never had the oppertunity to.

I can also say that I don't regret the experience but I will not be doing it again.

Nest fancy dress party I go to I'm going as a photocopier.

[Wolfie]

You need a bit of work on the posture: you've got to feel it from the inside, rather than put it on from the outside - it takes quite a bit of work. Try it for a few days around the house without the make up and costume. You've got to be feminine in every action. Watch Dustin Hoffman and Robin Williams - they're not perfect, but they are close.

The make-up needs a complete rethink. Get a girl or a professional to do it - play it down.

Remember - the eyes, and how you use them, are possibly the woman-in-you's most important asset.

Try and solve the problem of those "navvy" hands - gloves? jewellery?

Keep at it - there are real opportunities for a money making job.

I cannot wait to see, on your return to Bangkok, the new double act - BambiNa and Scampette.

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Spoken like a man very knowledgable on the subject...

Where did you study?

KSR?

[The_Moog]

I cannot wait to see, on your return to Bangkok, the new double act - BambiNa and Scampette.

I personally wouldn't have bracketed Bambina + The Gentleman Scamp in drag.

I don't see any correlation.

[DJ Moore]

I was recently a lady for a day, well several hours anyway.

How do I fare as a katory then?

Have a look.

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I give the body an 7.5 - 8

The face......... well lets stick with the body................DJM

[dr_Pat_Pong]

I was recently a lady for a day, well several hours anyway.

How do I fare as a katory then?

Have a look.

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I give the body an 7.5 - 8

The face......... well lets stick with the body................DJM

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According to his other tales he has still got all male tackle

[Mighty Mouse]

According to his other tales he has still got all male tackle

Are you referring to fishing tackle? Are you suggesting that his willy is as thick as a fishing line, or maybe because the end is shaped like a fishing hook?

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Ask Scamp. He could draft up the beginnings of yet another massive thread

[mijan24]

Scampy I thought by day you were a painter but now it is easy to see - by the way you have trowled on the lipstick you are a concreter.

Also TGS remember the old saying "if you've got it flaunt it" with that in mind - back into the spacesuit mystique is your game

[The Gentleman Scamp]

It would never work, it just isn't me - besides, my nose is too big.

That said, so is Dustin Hoffman's yet he gets an Oscar, I get all of the above.

Edited September 30, 2005 by The Gentleman Scamp

[britmaveric]

It would never work, it just isn't me - besides, my nose is too big.

That said, so is Dustin Hoffman's yet he gets an Oscar, I get all of the above.

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Any solace Scampy - you provided many a laff here!!!

[Totster]

One of the birds sat next to me in the office said she likes your Tattoo Scamps.. she wanted you to know...

She also wanted me to tell you that although your nose is big.. it suits your face..

totster

[Narachon]

To be honest, it's something I'd always fancied doing but never had the oppertunity to.

I can also say that I don't regret the experience but I will not be doing it again.

....At least, for the next few weeks......

[dr_Pat_Pong]

TV will sport you a biting pillow Scamp

[The Gentleman Scamp]

TV will sport you a biting pillow Scamp   

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Can you elaborate please Doc old buddy, 'cause look - I currently work 14hr days and I can't handle ambiguity at this hour.

P.S. I can't believe you put wine before women in your signature.

[Thaipwriter]

TV will sport you a biting pillow Scamp   

Can you elaborate please Doc old buddy, 'cause look - I currently work 14hr days and I can't handle ambiguity at this hour.

P.S. I can't believe you put wine before women in your signature.

From Thaiwriters filth theasaurus:

Pillow Biter: Verb, (crude). He who chomps down on soft material whilst having his back passage swept by a chutney ferret.

[Thaipwriter]

Could this be you?

[britmaveric]

TV will sport you a biting pillow Scamp   

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Can you elaborate please Doc old buddy, 'cause look - I currently work 14hr days and I can't handle ambiguity at this hour.

P.S. I can't believe you put wine before women in your signature.

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From Thaiwriters filth theasaurus:

Pillow Biter: Verb, (crude). He who chomps down on soft material whilst having his back passage swept by a chutney ferret.

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Buggering is what dear old doc was implying!!

[dr_Pat_Pong]

TV will sport you a biting pillow Scamp   

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Can you elaborate please Doc old buddy, 'cause look - I currently work 14hr days and I can't handle ambiguity at this hour.

P.S. I can't believe you put wine before women in your signature. <_<

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I try not to get too far away from the realities of life Scamp. From time to time, I had noticed you giving absolute preference to the bevvy and not the beauty.