Dancing

Yasser and Maha, preparing for their wedding, meet with the Mullah for counseling.

Finally the Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

Yasser says, We realize it's tradition for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together.

I am afraid not, says the Mullah. It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately

So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?

No, it's forbidden in Islam answered the Mullah.

Okay, says Yasser, what about sex? Can we finally have sex?

Of course! replies the Mullah, Sex is OK within marriage, to have

children!

What about different positions? asks Maha

Mafi Mushkila (no problem), says the Mullah.

Woman on top? Yasser asks.

Sure, says the Mullah. Allah Akbar. Go for it!

Doggy style?

Most certainly!

On the kitchen table?

Yes, yes!

Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with bottle of baby oil?

You may indeed! You can also throw in a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video, the Mullah added teasingly.

Can we do it standing up? Asks Maha

Absolutely not! says the Mullah.

Why not?

Because that could lead to dancing!