President Bush has just released a statement following his investigation

into the New Orleans disaster - he's blaming the whole thing on a Muslim suicide plumber.

President Bush has asked for pop groups to stage a benefit concert

for the victims of New Orleans however Katrina and the Waves have been

told to sod off.

The Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumours the Mardi Gras is cancelled.

He says he's expecting a record number of floats this year on Main St!

Five black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating

today under a pier in New Orleans. DNA tests later identified them as

The Drifters. Rumour has it they were under the boardwalk, down by the sea.

Eric Burden & the animals are re-releasing their earlier hit, it begins

"There was a house in New Orleans"

Hurricane Katrina, typical woman! When she came she was warm wild and

wet. When she left she took the house and contents with her.

Two planeloads of volunteers left Liverpool today bound for New Orleans to

assist with the looting.

COMPARISION or, PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN

Hurricane Katrina (USA) V/S Mumbai Rains (India) - couldn't stop making this comparison !

Inches of rain in New Orleans due to hurricane Katrina... 18

Inches of rain in Mumbai (July 27th).... 37.1

Population of New Orleans... 484,674

Population of Mumbai.... 12,622,500

Deaths in New Orleans within 48 hours of Katrina...100

Deaths in Mumbai within 48 hours of rain.. 37.

Number of people to be evacuated in New Orleans... entire city..wohh

Number of people evacuated in Mumbai...10,000

Known cases of shooting and violence in New Orleans...Countless

Known cases of shooting and violence in Mumbai.. NONE

Time taken for US army to reach New Orleans... 48 hours

Time taken for Indian army and Navy to reach Mumbai...12 hours

Status 48 hours later... New Orleans is still waiting for relief, army and electricity

Status 48 hours later... Mumbai is back on its feet and is business is as usual

USA...world's most developed nation

India...third world country..

COMPARISION or, PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN

Hurricane Katrina (USA) V/S Mumbai Rains (India) - couldn't stop making this comparison !

Inches of rain in New Orleans due to hurricane Katrina... 18

Inches of rain in Mumbai (July 27th).... 37.1

Population of New Orleans... 484,674

Population of Mumbai.... 12,622,500

Deaths in New Orleans within 48 hours of Katrina...100

Deaths in Mumbai within 48 hours of rain.. 37.

Number of people to be evacuated in New Orleans... entire city..wohh

Number of people evacuated in Mumbai...10,000

Known cases of shooting and violence in New Orleans...Countless

Known cases of shooting and violence in Mumbai.. NONE

Time taken for US army to reach New Orleans... 48 hours

Time taken for Indian army and Navy to reach Mumbai...12 hours

Status 48 hours later... New Orleans is still waiting for relief, army and electricity

Status 48 hours later... Mumbai is back on its feet and is business is as usual

USA...world's most developed nation

India...third world country..

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Enough said..............nice comparison