lovejoy Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 What happened when Jesus went to Mount Olive? Popeye kicked the <deleted> out of him. What's the connection between a fat woman and a moped? They're both great to ride unless your mates see you on one. There's an old couple sitting watching TV, when the woman decides she's got to do something to spice up their lacklustre sex life. With a mischievous glint in her eye, she goes upstairs and searches through her wardrobe. She finds an old pair of stockings and suspenders, a moth-eaten basque and a fancy-dress cape. Putting them on, she creeps downstairs and kicks open the living-room door. "Darling!" she shouts, running in. "Super Pussy!" Her husband glances up, then looks back at the television. "I'll have the soup, thanks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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