Sheep Shaggers

[chuchok]

[Jai Dee]

Is this a portrait from the family album mate?

[Tywais]

Is this a portrait from the family album mate?

Uncle Wooly on the left, Aunt Shag center and the brown sheep of the family on the right.

[LindsayBKK]

There's a Kiwi rugby fan, an Australian rugby fan and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train.

The train enters a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The woman and the Kiwi are sitting there looking perplexed. The Kiwi is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.

The Kiwi is thinking, "That Australian must have tried to kiss this lady, she thought it was me and slapped me."

The lady was thinking, "That Kiwi must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Australian instead and got slapped."

The Australian was thinking to himself.... "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that f..king Kiwi in the head again."

A Kiwi walks into the local unemployment office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate being on welfare, I'd really rather have a job."

The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The Kiwi says, "You're bullshitting me!"

The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you started it".

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[BambinA]

Is this a portrait from the family album mate?

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Uncle Wooly on the left, Aunt Shag center and the brown sheep of the family on the right.

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and then they start to greeting u as " Baaaaa Rammmm Yooooooooooooo"

[chuchok]

Is this a portrait from the family album mate?

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Nope, you rude prick, the family are a romney south suffock cross, but you probably new that already you racist bugger.

[Jai Dee]

Is this a portrait from the family album mate?

Nope, you rude prick, the family are a romney south suffock cross, but you probably new that already you racist bugger.

I look forward to having a few ales with you at Jocky's wedding mate.

Great stuff!!

[chuchok]

[tuky]

Is this a portrait from the family album mate?

I do not believe it is mate, however here is one I took of chuchok jus' t'other day.

[Pink Mist]

Is this a portrait from the family album mate?

I do not believe it is mate, however here is one I took of chuchok jus' t'other day.

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self portrait Reith