Pattaya Officially Changes Name To ‘The Infamous Seaside Resort Of Pattaya’

[warfie]

throw a few old foreigners off balconies

Why only old?!

Because they tend to consume less drugs and hire less prostitutes... therefore; spend less money...

[tmwke]

FABOULOUS My faith in Thailand has been totally restored.

[jb5music]

That's why the world doesn't use the name in the address of mail to people living there?

And that's why it doesn't even show up on Google maps?

[Beetlejuice]

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[RubbaJohnny]

Well done NTN a clearer picture than the original

Sad that mongering is still risible.

I suppose their clients dream their illegitimate offspring will continue in the trade

[TerraPosse]

Most excellent!

There ought to be a sweepstake about how long until this satire becomes (officially) reality.

[fatfather]

What does Hitler have to do with it?????

fatfather

[Suradit]

Margaret Mitchell

Until you lose your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is.

H.G. Wells

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

[MaxYakov]

It's not as priceless as the article about Farang riots during the alcohol ban, but it will certainly do. Well done NTN.

I agree

Yep, but the alleged Mayor Tik Kunplome should be suing for libel. According to my sources, the actual word he used was 'notorious'. not 'infamous'.

[kuffki]

throw a few old foreigners off balconies

Why only old?!

Because they tend to consume less drugs and hire less prostitutes... therefore; spend less money...

Actually they consume more alcohol and marry all the prostitutes

[newermonkey]

I am tottaly upset, how could he say such things!

Pattaya is a nice little seaside town for families.

I have never seen anything bad. If they continue to talk like this it will hurt my beer bar business and all the nice young boys will have to go home and will be out of work.

ps. Whats "satire' mean

Edited July 30, 2011 by newermonkey

[Danlo]

If you ever find and print anything good about Pattaya can you let me know, its the single mans heaven and cant be beat so all those lifeless sexless miserable <deleted> who just slaughter it at every available opportunity, I would just like to say I live a very happy life here away from such marvellous places like UK, USA, ETC haa

Edited July 30, 2011 by Danlo

[newermonkey]

What does Hitler have to do with it?????

fatfather

Well you see... he was the former govenor of the area and they had a nice poster to honer him, but alas there are always people who seem to not understans good taste. and it was take down and buned.

[BigSkip]

I bet the guys who write this have bets with each other on how many bites they get.

If they don't, they ought to.

HEY, didn't you know betting is illegal in LOS!?!?!

[george]

What does Hitler have to do with it?????

fatfather

Adolph Hitler removed from Pattaya

[khaowong1]

Brilliant, absolutely Brilliant.

[harrycallahan]

I believed it until I saw the "this shit sells" quote.

Didn't realise we got these things outside of April Fools.

[Ianatlarge]

Families--we don't need them here! Pattaya is great just the way it is. I detest seeing bunches of 'families' wandering around the town. They detract from Pattaya's spiritual purity, its mission. Families go home!

[BOS2BKK]

Just one more chang and id have bought that hook line and sinker...

I was 2/3 of the way through before I realized it was a joke. Nothing the Thai government does surprises me anymore. You can't apply the rule of sense, logic or reason to any of their decisions, so I just hoist that Singha, chuckle, and roll with it.

[BuPattaya]

Halarious, but true. Very accurate article...

This is hilarious, Good work!

[eddie61]

I hope this guy will become prime ministress one day.... he is on track!

[dmcguire70]

Brilliant...

How bout we rename it -SMUTTOWN

[normac44]

About time the truth came out. I always new there was something going on in Pattaya...just could not ever figure it out. I am enlightened.:lol:

[TheWalkingMan]

What does Hitler have to do with it?????

fatfather

A couple of years back or so, there was a billboard of Hitler, on the main road to Pattaya, advertising the wax museum. People were surprised.

TheWalkingMan

[FOODLOVER]

I can not change my business cards again! Bastards!

[softgeorge]

This is going to upset a lot of the expats who have been arguing so viciously that Pattaya in a nice sweet family friendly hamlet. It has been known for what it really is around the world for years. If Thais and local government official are telling you what it is really like then accept the facts. People from around the world flock to the place for the seady life there. You can argue black and blue that it is not but this is straight from the horses mouth.

[falangjim]

Love it! Very funny.

[Thaddeus]

This is going to upset a lot of the expats who have been arguing so viciously that Pattaya in a nice sweet family friendly hamlet. It has been known for what it really is around the world for years. If Thais and local government official are telling you what it is really like then accept the facts. People from around the world flock to the place for the seady life there. You can argue black and blue that it is not but this is straight from the horses mouth.

Satirescope turned off?

[DumFarang]

ps. Whats "satire' mean

It's a conjunction for when people have gotten so angry they just had to sit down: sat-ire.

Edited July 30, 2011 by DumFarang

[DumFarang]

If you ever find and print anything good about Pattaya can you let me know, its the single mans heaven and cant be beat so all those lifeless sexless miserable <deleted> who just slaughter it at every available opportunity, I would just like to say I live a very happy life here away from such marvellous places like UK, USA, ETC haa

I think we have our next contestant for: Can You Guess What Those Red Letters Mean?