Jockstar Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Going. But is that all thats on offer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 well we got some tasty chicken soup and some bagels , and some lovely MAPLE SYRUP to go with the bagels. maple syrup she thought , she saw the jar on the table , with that leaf symbol on it , the same one that the numpty had for his tatoo. i must have come to the right place. if i just wait here , then he will come back. suddenly the front door swung open and in walked two of the ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 hairest Israeli girls that you could imagine..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleyboy Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 With armpit hair down to their knees and chest hair down to their feet, they walked over to the little Thai girl eating her salty beef and....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 ....reminder her that 'she' was in fact a bloke in a dress called Oy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patex Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 ...who just lose his Kat; Oy started to cry:... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Oy started to cry and just thought of her previous BF (but turned out to be a Katoey in the end). What did I do wrong she asked herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 ..pulling 'herself' together she smacked the first hirsute bitch in the gob and chinned the other one, leaving them both bleeding on the floor. Pushing past the startled landlord, Oy headed for the stairs, she/he had to find the dumb Canadian and give him back his wallet, this was a shim with on a mission! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Then a big guy came in front of Oy and asked her if she was the one looking for the Canadian guy. Yes she answered I just wanna give him back his wallet na. The big guy just smiled and asked her to follow him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 nervously she climbed the stairs , she hadnt been so nervous since she provided the entertainment at the thai visa moderators christmas gang bang last year , 15 of them there were , luckily it was all over in 10 minutes , one guy , dr. pat pong she seemed to remember his name was , wanted seconds , but like the true professional she is , she demanded payment up front , he soon changed his mind. now she reached the top of the stairs , she knocked on the first door , after a minute it slowly opened and there stood ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 (edited) her katoey ex boyfriend Edited November 6, 2005 by gburns57au Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 called Bruce..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 (edited) who was actually a Pommie TV member masquerading as an Aussie Edited November 6, 2005 by gburns57au Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 (edited) <deleted>, she screamed you are doing here! I am just looking for this Canadian guy na. Bruce just smiled and asked her to come inside and have a look at the Canadian guy, You will be surprised he told Oy. Do not be scared, he likes this. Edited November 6, 2005 by AlexLah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 Jesse the Canadian was squatting on the floor in a black leather gimp suit with a red ping pong ball stuffed in his mouth. "Nfff ufff a ne grrr nu" he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 A rough translation "Quick, behind my left ear is itching something horrid..give it a quick sratch will ya"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 whereupon one of the local soi dogs idly wandered up to Jesse in his Gimp Suit and ping pong ball in his mouth, and sniffed around for a little, before lifting it`s leg and pissing behind C-J´s left ear.... Suddenly, .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Suddenly, the real Jesse walked in the door and said "Hah! I just found about this thread and thought I'd come and check it out - ha ha" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 (edited) "Just fooling" said Bruce peeling his Forrest Gump mask off. "What do you want to do with the Gimp?" Edited November 6, 2005 by Stocky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 " I don't care - up to you, ha ha! I just learnt that - hah! Up to you ha ha! Just came for my wallet hah! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Oy got very excited when she gave back the wallet to the Canadian guy, there might be a reward for me she thought so she handed the wallet over to the Canadian guy. In response the Canadian guy asked Oy to go to a room that was indicated as 'The White room' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BambinA Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 (edited) in "white room" .. its cold inside and has stingy smell as a dead rat ... graggg..graggg....sound of something scratch on the wall..Oy look at Canadian boy Edited November 7, 2005 by BambinA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Canadian boy then takes Oy's head and forces her down on the table where a white powdery substance is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted November 7, 2005 Author Share Posted November 7, 2005 Meanwhile......... Reg and The Gent had left the bar on Soi Cowboy, they'd decided to head for the Irish Bar on nearby Soi Convent. Suddenly The Gent grabs Reg by the arm and pulls him into a shop doorway just as a small shabby figure in glasses staggers past, armed with what looks like a bottle of the 1998 Penfolds O'St Henri Shiraz. "You know the guy?" asks Reg. "Yes, that's someone you should avoid, he's an old Australian amateur gynaecologist." explains The Gent. "Good God! You mean Doc Pee Pee?" asks Reg in alarm. "That's the guy, he lives in one of the Internet Cafes on Silom, only comes out to feed his expensive wine habit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 (edited) the gent continued ,"i know him from a long while back , he offered me a new designer vagina , well i couldnt decline a vagina and the rest is history as they say." "it didnt all go according to plan though , i'm still waiting for him to lay the carpet so to speak , it looks a bit like a plucked chicken at the moment." i think i'll just go over and remind him about it. "hey doc , " the shabby figure turned around , cleared his throat and heaved a large green oyster onto the pavement , " hey gent "...... "ive got your axminster , why dont we..... Edited November 7, 2005 by taxexile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted November 7, 2005 Author Share Posted November 7, 2005 .."What's the price Doc? ..You know four dozen of the 1996 Stonewell Shiraz is just out of my league! .. Two dozen of the Yalumba Signature 1996 is all I've got" Says the Gent sobbing quietly. The Doc shuffles awkwardly letting rip a hideous fart ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 (edited) cockroaches vomited and rats scurried away as the sulphurous fug hit the pavement , dr. p looked surprised and worried , was this a follow through situation . even the gent , no stranger to humid fugs himself , retched violently and , as acrid tears clouded his vision , gasped "struth y'kunt .... how long y'been brewin that bastard" Edited November 7, 2005 by taxexile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted November 7, 2005 Author Share Posted November 7, 2005 "Curried beans mate, curried beans! I'll take yer two dozen Yalumba, I've got to rush now, I must have been off-line for 30 minutes!" The Doc shuffled away conscious of a slight trickle running down his left thigh. His sphincter hadn't been right since the accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Canadian boy then takes Oy's head and forces her down on the table where a white powdery substance is. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ... lined up and says "Ha! Is that what I think it is? No way this kid is gonna pee purple, I'm outta here dude, I'm heading to the beach - ha ha".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 His sphincter hadn't been rightsince the accident......... .......... with the prickly cactus , 400gms of new zealand butter (salted) and vestry doorknob. he rushed home to the comfort of his inflatable doughnut cushion and man size tub of preparation-H. meanwhile , canadian jesse , now at the bus station , "ahh this must be the koh phangan bus" he murmured confidently , as he climbed aboard the night bus to aranyaprathet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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