A Shaggy Dog Story

An English Country Pub owner has a Dog.

This dog is very popular with all customers.

One evening the Dog dies and whilst burying it one

Customer suggests that to remember the

dog they cut off its tail and hang the Tail in the Bar.

The Dog’s soul goes up to Heaven where it scratches

on the door, which St Peter opens.

“Yes?” says St Peter

“Well, I would like to come in” Says the Dog..

“Have you been a Good Doggie whilst on Earth?” enquires St Peter

“Oh Yes – in fact I was very Popular” Assures the Dog.

“Very well – Come in “ Says St Peter

“Oh wait a minute – where is your Tail? I cannot let

incomplete doggies into heaven” says a worried St Peter

“Well” says the dog “I was liked so much that my admirers

decided to keep my Tail – for remembrance “

“Sorry “ says St Peter “You will have to go back for it”

The Dog dutifully goes back down to earth – it is now getting near to midnight.

He scanters up the lane and scratches the door of the Pub.

The Publican opens the door and the dog explains its predicament.

“St Peter will not let me in without my Tail”

“Oh !” Says the Publican “Well that is a bit difficult for me

- you see I am not Permitted to Retail Spirits after 10.30 !!!!”

HA HA HA..............UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Crap joke, but nice reading.

that actually hurt... I liked it....

ohhhhh.....

It made me go - 'oh dear!'