Tax Season

[Blueeyes1999uk]

A woman walks into an Accountant’s office and tells him she needs to lodge her taxation return.

The accountant says “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And then asks, “What’s your occupation?

“ I’m a prostitute,” she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,” Lets try to rephrase that.”

The woman says, “ OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.

“ No that still won’t work. Try again.”

They both think for a minute then the woman says, “ I’m an elite chicken farmer.”

The accountant asks, “ What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?”

“ Well I raised a thousand cocks last year.”

“ Chicken Farmer it is then”