Subject: Blondes and Football

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had

great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked

her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and

all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were

killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of

the game, all they kept screaming was:

'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo?

It's only 25 cents!!!!

Oh, AMERICAN football.

Oh, AMERICAN football.

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