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Crumpets - Anywhere?


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I love it listening to you lot. In my shop I sell Heinz baked beans,Marmite, Bovril, OXO cubes, Bisto powder, Birds custard,Tetleys tea bags, Yorkshire tea bags, Yorkshire Gold Tea bags,Brooke Bond tea bags,Bovril, Bovril stock cubes, Oxo gravy granules,Spaghetti hoops,Sainsbury's and Tesco mint sauce,Branston pickle (4 sorts, 3 sizes)Colemans mustard tubes,Paxo stuffing, white beans, and a few other things that you never thought existed here. Where is my shop? In the wilds of distant Isaan, that's where.

What? No Crumpets, Shreddies, Farrows Marrowfat Peas, Fray Bentos Steak and Kidney pie, Cadbury's Cream Eggs, Tunnock's Caramel Wafers, Sarson's Vinegar, Pickled beetroot, Twiglets, Beef flavoured crisps, Stone's Ginger Wine?

Hah!

Where's your shop again?

And half the stuff he had to repeat twice just to make it look like there are loads of things for sale :o:D

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