garrfeild Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I sometimes go off on my own to the city for a few days. My wife prefering to stay home, we live up country. With out fail she always says to me "don't forget, take condom"! I tell her I don't need condom. She says its OK "honey I want you be happy" lets face it a farang wife would not say that to you, quite the reverse she would want to know if you had been playing away from home, if she suspected anything. has your wife/girlfriend said the same sort of thing when you go away for a few days? what's your view of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lopburi3 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Don't believe her for a minute if you treasure your family jewels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 If you have ducks in the garden when you get home...be afraid...be very afraid... Quack..quack... You dont for one minute actually think she is giving you permission to go and play hide the sausage somewhere else do you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outofoz Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Sounds like she is testing your fidelity to her everytime she reminds you to take condoms with you. Why not answer with; 'it is okay, all the girls i visit have them already!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 If you have ducks in the garden when you get home...be afraid...be very afraid... Quack..quack... You dont for one minute actually think she is giving you permission to go and play hide the sausage somewhere else do you..... It's actually not that uncommon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Just say I dont need a condom to get ahead dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 If you have ducks in the garden when you get home...be afraid...be very afraid... Quack..quack... You dont for one minute actually think she is giving you permission to go and play hide the sausage somewhere else do you..... It's actually not that uncommon. What isnt that uncommon ?....having ducks in the garden.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berkshire Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 The OP should just tell his wife he prefers to go bareback. But seriously, and to answer the OP's question, NO, the GF (current and previous) has never asked me to take condoms with the idea of having sex with other women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardholder Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Don't believe her for a minute if you treasure your family jewels. I agree - mine has made it quite clear that a sharp knife and my genitals would come into contact if she found me screwing around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
negreanu Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 (edited) Obviously she doesn't give a sh*t about u and is happy just to take your money and wants you to use a condom so she doesn't get anything nasty before your cash runs out. While she spends time with her "Brother" when your in BKK. Could be wrong..... Edited November 2, 2011 by negreanu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meom Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 If you have ducks in the garden when you get home...be afraid...be very afraid... Quack..quack... You dont for one minute actually think she is giving you permission to go and play hide the sausage somewhere else do you..... It's actually not that uncommon. Agree. They might not be overjoyed about it but as long as your financial support is secure you can get away with a lot of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarja Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Saying as a woman, she don't care if she says that! If you care about a person wheter it's a man or woman you don't want them screw around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beetlejuice Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Answer is both, yes and no. If the missis is still youngish and desirable, expects an active, healthy sex life with her partner than I guess she would object to little hubby dunking his biscuit somewhere else. But if she is passed her sell by date and the couple’s love life falls by the wayside, then it would be in her benefit to encourage hubby to seek his sexual pleasures elsewhere, taking the duty off her and keeping her man contented for the purposes of securing her future with hubby’s support in her old age. If little wifey is still sexually active and desirable, then I would consider her motives for suggesting that it`s OK with her if hubby fancies a piece on the side as, suspect. Now, would I lie to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Free pass aka hall pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRed Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Answer is both, yes and no. If the missis is still youngish and desirable, expects an active, healthy sex life with her partner than I guess she would object to little hubby dunking his biscuit somewhere else. But if she is passed her sell by date and the couple's love life falls by the wayside, then it would be in her benefit to encourage hubby to seek his sexual pleasures elsewhere, taking the duty off her and keeping her man contented for the purposes of securing her future with hubby's support in her old age. If little wifey is still sexually active and desirable, then I would consider her motives for suggesting that it`s OK with her if hubby fancies a piece on the side as, suspect. Now, would I lie to you? Sounds good and logical but in reality it is nothing at all as easy as that is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 A guy I know told me his chinese thai wife told him she didn't mind if he had a mia moi-as long as she was rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrfeild Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 Obviously she doesn't give a sh*t about u and is happy just to take your money and wants you to use a condom so she doesn't get anything nasty before your cash runs out. While she spends time with her "Brother" when your in BKK. Could be wrong..... Very wrong, couldn't be further from the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario299 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Don't believe her for a minute if you treasure your family jewels. I agree - mine has made it quite clear that a sharp knife and my genitals would come into contact if she found me screwing around. Let me tell you the story of my wedding day (Thai wedding in the village), when my lovely, calm, demure wife took a coconut apart with a machete in about 6 seconds flat. The look on her face convinced me that I would never need another condom in my future, and I don't. Good luck, though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meom Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 ^ And if she says jump you ask how high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardjm65 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Don't believe her for a minute if you treasure your family jewels. I agree - mine has made it quite clear that a sharp knife and my genitals would come into contact if she found me screwing around. Cardholder, you're a lucky man! My little treasure made it clear that the knife would be blunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardholder Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Don't believe her for a minute if you treasure your family jewels. I agree - mine has made it quite clear that a sharp knife and my genitals would come into contact if she found me screwing around. Cardholder, you're a lucky man! My little treasure made it clear that the knife would be blunt. In this instance "luck" is clearly a relative term ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tw25rw Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Take one, then bring it back unopened.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardjm65 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Silly point I'm sure, but is it not possible that she is concerned about keeping your beer cold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PattaniMan Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Obviously she doesn't give a sh*t about u and is happy just to take your money and wants you to use a condom so she doesn't get anything nasty before your cash runs out. While she spends time with her "Brother" when your in BKK. Could be wrong..... +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelaos Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Take one, then bring it back unopened.. Alternitavely, bring it back full of manfat and see what happens. Good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrfeild Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 some interesting comments. I don't for one minute believe she means what she is saying. More a vailed threat. I've seen what tricks my wife can do with a knife But obviuosly judging by the comments none of you have had the same said to you or you don't go off on you're own. Which was what I was really wondering about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seekingfriends Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 what breed of ducks were they again ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beetlejuice Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Running off for some action armed with a pack of condoms in the wallet is not so easy in Chiang Mai. Gone are the days of the cheap lady houses, now it`s either having to drink and pay bar fines to a third party at a bar, or visit one of those soapy massage parlours which could cost you a truckload of cash. For many of us stuck up here living on mediocre budgets and don`t like to drink that often in the prim and proper North, women are not even an option for us these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royspurs Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Let me tell you the story of my wedding day (Thai wedding in the village), when my lovely, calm, demure wife took a coconut apart with a machete in about 6 seconds flat. The look on her face convinced me that I would never need another condom in my future, and I don't. Good luck, though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze01 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Must be rather unnerving being married to a woman from a culture that is known to take great delight in separating a man's genitals from his person and feeding them to the ducks. One slip up and whoosh, you're a soprano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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