Mexican Jokes

[cdnvic]

Why can't mexicans be firemen?

They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b

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How do you stop a Mexican tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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How Do You Starve A Mexican?

Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.

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What do you call mexican basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?

Me neither.

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What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?

I don't know but it could pick lettuce good.

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Why don't mexicans bbq?

The beans fall through the little holes.

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What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?

steal a chicken

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how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?

put up a help-wanted sign

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Why do Mexicans drive low riders?

They are too short to get into any other type of car.

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What is the greatest Mexican invention?

A solar powered flash light.

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Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?

Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

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Why are Mexicans so short?

When they're young, their parents say, "When you get bigger you have to get a job."

[BambinA]

[elsie]

I'm NOT Mexican!!

[mumbojumbo]

Q. What do ya get when ya cross a Mexican with a Mormon??

A. A basement full of stolen groceries

[lovejoy]

I'm NOT Mexican!! 

nothing wrong with being mexican,why are you ashamed of your country??

Edited November 19, 2005 by lovejoy

[elsie]

I'm NOT Mexican!! 

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nothing wrong with being mexican,why are you ashamed of your country??

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Let me put the Proclaimers song on speakers for you.

[jrincon17]

I'm NOT Mexican!! 

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nothing wrong with being mexican,why are you ashamed of your country??

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Let me put the Proclaimers song on speakers for you.

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what do you call 4 mexicans drowning? cuatro cinco

[Pink Mist]

Ohhhh Cisco ehhhhh pancho

[gbt71fa]

I'm NOT Mexican!! 

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your avatar is the closest thing to a woman I've seen in four months...and the most lively one in four months, also...I need to get a real life!

[elsie]

your avatar is the closest thing to a woman I've seen in four months...and the most lively one in four months, also...I need to get a real life!

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Glad to be of any help.

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A Mexican is at border

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."

The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"

The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".

The Mexican man of course agrees.

The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."

The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"