The British Are Coming.....So Says Tat

[Seismic]

Are you really that surprised ? I've never really travelled anywhere in the world without coming across lots of people from the UK. Montevideo being perhaps the only exception to this, I was only there for a couple of days though.

I ( from uk ) have been to Montevideo and strangely enough, met no brits either. That would go for Florianopolis and Rio Grande Do Sul( South Brazil ), the middle of the Salar De Uyuni and certain parts of Rotherham.

There ain't many places us Brits don't get to. Let's face it, Australia is now full of em after we landed in the 16th century

The British Navy sometimes stops there on the way back from the Falklands. Our ship went to Fortaleza instead. Hell of a place. 10 women to 1 man. Gutted i missed Rio and Capetown as well.

After 5 - 6 months stuck on a wind swept island, with next to no women...........you will probably be glad that we never turned up when you were there. It was messy. But we are not aloud to wear football shirts and we never started any fights. Might of slept with some wifes though. But me......I'm still only one on that list. I don't like footy, I'm rugby fan. I'm not fat. I have no tattoos but i do like to get pissed and hate people that fight when drunk or try to start trouble.

Shame you missed Rio and Capetown, both great places right now, Although I do have fond memories of Fortaleza and Capo Frio, As for the 5 virtues....I can manage 4, even if the footy shirt is a replica 1920's Huddersfield town shirt, ahh they glory years for the Terriers!!, I too prefer Rugby and I'm a lover not a fighter !!

[baboon]

Joking aside, when disaster strikes, we British are good people to be with.

Differences, beer and tatoos aside, we can suddenly become a united and very formidable people....

Before going back to slagging off one another.

[rgs2001uk]

The one good thing is, you don't get many Brit CHAVS here, who are everywhere like cockroaches back in the UK, but not over here. They would just look ridiculous here.

You need to get out more, theres a certain bar on on Suk soi 5 full of them.

Head over to Suk soi 4, plenty more.

Lets head out into the sticks, even more, then what about such chic urban bohemian left banke residences like On Nut.

Havent even started on Pattaya yet, theres a certain Brit bar on soi 13 where the shirtless tattooed wonders sit outside in all their glory showing off their tats and beer guts.

Take a walk further up to such locations as soi Lk and Bua Kaow.

Yes they look as ridiculous here as they do back home, <deleted>.

[Thaddeus]

Ah well, remember 1066?

We got conquered by William the Conker, that's how he got his name, he was sort of Frenchish.

What did we do with the sudden influx of French people..... we had sex with them, until they became us.

Unfortunately we are not allowed to invade or be invaded any more, thank you Brussels, another point for the cheese eating surrender monkeys, so our only recourse is to have subtle sex in far away lands, usually undercover and during the hours or darkness, paid for in full, but we do expect a gratitude discount.

You will be assimilated.

[roamer]

The one good thing is, you don't get many Brit CHAVS here, who are everywhere like cockroaches back in the UK, but not over here. They would just look ridiculous here.

You need to get out more, theres a certain bar on on Suk soi 5 full of them.

Head over to Suk soi 4, plenty more.

Lets head out into the sticks, even more, then what about such chic urban bohemian left banke residences like On Nut.

Havent even started on Pattaya yet, theres a certain Brit bar on soi 13 where the shirtless tattooed wonders sit outside in all their glory showing off their tats and beer guts.

Take a walk further up to such locations as soi Lk and Bua Kaow.

Yes they look as ridiculous here as they do back home, <deleted>.

nnit blOod u kno its lik da trut!

[josephinebloggs]

Great more fat, footie shirt wearing, tattooed pi** heads wanting a fight, not that Im generalising.

And in what ways do you add value to this wondrous nation ?

<deleted> all is my guess - but I am also generalising

Why do I have to add anything to it? why would I want to, what even makes you think I might?

OK I left it , there the value is added

That's proof that he's American if ever i've seen it Cardholder..

Edit : Not that i'm generalising..

[Kadafi]

Well they aint gonna get many yanks are they? most of them dont even have passports and just live in there own little bubble over.

[Moonrakers]

Great more fat, footie shirt wearing, tattooed pi** heads wanting a fight, not that Im generalising.

Couldn´t have said it better myself. By the way, we can also add, obnoxious, loud and ignorant.

I'm not loud

[DP25]

The UK is only the number one source country in Europe. China and Japan both send more people than the UK and some years South Korea too. Malaysia as well if you want to count the border hoppers as tourists. Russia was very close to being the largest European country last year, and so far this year is beating the UK so they will probably be the largest European market from now on.

[roamer]

Great more fat, footie shirt wearing, tattooed pi** heads wanting a fight, not that Im generalising.

Couldn´t have said it better myself. By the way, we can also add, obnoxious, loud and ignorant.

I'm not loud

The UK is only the number one source country in Europe. China and Japan both send more people than the UK and some years South Korea too. Malaysia as well if you want to count the border hoppers as tourists. Russia was very close to being the largest European country last year, and so far this year is beating the UK so they will probably be the largest European market from now on.

Of course Russian's are neither obnoxious, loud or ignorant

[mca]

Let other nationalities scoff, as this thread has shown no one is better at taking the p**s out of themselves better than the Brits.

And I've got the yellow, crooked, never seen the inside of a dentist's surgery teeth to prove it.

[travelmann]

Great more fat, footie shirt wearing, tattooed pi** heads wanting a fight, not that Im generalising.

And in what ways do you add value to this wondrous nation ?

<deleted> all is my guess - but I am also generalising

Why do I have to add anything to it? why would I want to, what even makes you think I might?

OK I left it , there the value is added

That's proof that he's American if ever i've seen it Cardholder..

Edit : Not that i'm generalising..

I always like it when people are so horribly worng, Bournville Birmingham where they make the chocolate if you really need to know. Its a quiet upmarket area well sought after so the estate agents blurb goes no PUBS in Bournville to do with the Quakers.

[South]

The british isles, circa 2011

[travelmann]

The british isles, circa 2011

More likely the over 65s round by where I used to live, very sedate.

[uptheos]

I think the Brits along with other countries, help to make up for the shortfall in Americans.

As we know most American's do not have a passport, simply because they don't realise there are other countries apart from Iraq, Afghanistan, N Korea, Iran etc, which they see every day on FOX news and of course wouldn't want to visit unless a fight's involved.

Heaven's above, most can't even fly into Canada!

According to the most recent statistics issued by the state department in January of 2011 is 114,464,041. Given the countries population of 307,006,550 about 37% of the population has one (mainly from the East and West coast).

[nong38]

Are you really that surprised ? I've never really travelled anywhere in the world without coming across lots of people from the UK. Montevideo being perhaps the only exception to this, I was only there for a couple of days though.

Montivideo was very popular about 16th december 1940 with the Royal Navy for a couple of days, fact. But they never came back

Have to correct myself here, sorry! Not 1940 but 1939. Anyone fancy a rendition of "Hearts of Oak" ? Now lets march into Thailand.

[Tropicalevo]

Great more fat, footie shirt wearing, tattooed pi** heads wanting a fight, not that Im generalising.

I can do three out of five

dam_n - I can only do the first one!

[theblether]

Methinks a touch of Brit envy by the OP

It must really annoy him to have to write in English, and gazooks!! even be forced to speak it !!

[lonewolf99]

Methinks a touch of Brit envy by the OP

It must really annoy him to have to write in English, and gazooks!! even be forced to speak it !!

The British stopped the world speaking German and Japanese 66 years ago.....fact.

Remember 11 - 11 - 2011 lest we forget......

[roamer]

Methinks a touch of Brit envy by the OP

It must really annoy him to have to write in English, and gazooks!! even be forced to speak it !!

Not really, I am British. I was indulging in our unique ability to take the pee out of ourselves.

Oh and by the way its "gadzooks" not gazooks