BKKdreaming Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I wish I was good at drawing cartoons , I can see a House with all the walls full of giant holes with Geckos sleeping in the holes, and Elmer Fudd sitting there reloading as the rain comes down on him..... Thats all Folks ! BK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrilled Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I would use A pellet gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolgeoff Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 you may leave a hole in the wall plus the neighbours mit be upset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaapfries Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Go and see a doctor, you have a serious problem. Yes I am sick. Must be from the gekko shit in my food WJMark: No mate; you're not suffering from any ailment; what you suffer from, at best, is a slight dose of 'ignorance'. You live in Thailand, where Buddhism teaches us to treasure ALL LIFE -and- that includes tookays (Gekkos). Read-up on it,my friend and you will feel one helluva-lot more uncomfortable had you killed scores of innocent little (extremely interesting little "velcro'd feet") creatures, as opposed to the slight discomfort from sharing their world and existence with them . . . . Turn the other cheek: cover your food-stuffs (we all do this) and live happily ever after in the knowledge that you did not take any lives. Please think about this,okay ? Cheers, JGK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oggie911 Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 have a cup of green tea realax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Perhaps a flame-thrower might work, if the OP likes his jing-jooks flambeed ? OMG, this is turning into yet-another food-thread ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fookhaht Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 The only reason that this thread keeps going . . . . Ya got a problem with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maejo Man Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 The only reason that this thread keeps going . . . . Ya got a problem with that? Only if you enjoy trolling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fookhaht Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 The only reason that this thread keeps going . . . . Ya got a problem with that? Only if you enjoy trolling Why do you keep following this thread, may I ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swisstouristpattaya Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Try high frequency sound on you cellphone while sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatmakmak Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 How about a metre-long stick attached to a plastic tub; plonk it over the top, slide card underneath, then let em go outside. Whatever you do, don't go throwing 'bleach' on them. <deleted>. Nobody has to worry about me throwing bleach around. Or bullets for that matter. I like the little critters too. I don't even have any bleach. Or bullets. Or a Magnum. Nor 50cal sniper rifles. But I am not going to move just because of some dirty little critters in my kitchen. Oh yah - in my air conditioner too. So yes,I have (fortunately for the little guys) learned an elegant way to capture and release. I will tape a cardboard box to my vacuum cleaner with a piece of gauze inside. Stick the hose in the box - and humane magic. Environmentally friendly. No gekkos were injured in the making of this thread. And once I have them all boxed... I can throw them over the balcony hahahhahah die die die die or just take them to my buddy's apt on the 5th floor and let them go there Does anyone want them as pets - they are cute goodnight The only reason Canadians say eh is because the states had first choice and they took huh Best line ever! You my frriend are bloody baa mak mak! Those lovely little buggers eat all those horrible mosquitos that love to bloody gad me. I love them! very naraak mak mak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillside4Phil Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 I have a pretty extensive sense of humour there have beeb some great comics that have come from Canada you are not one of them. maybe I need to go back to hiding again for 12 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Ingredients: 4-6 large geckos 3 oranges 2 limes After skinning the geckos, dress and cut up the meat. Marinate in sour orange juice, or in sweet orange juice acidulated with lemon juice. Add 1 teaspoon whole peppers and a dash nutmeg. After 3 hours, drain and wipe the meat dry. Season with salt, dip in beaten egg and in fine bread crumbs, and fry in deep, hot fat. Or it may be sautéed in butter until brown and tender. Serves 2-3 persons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalPoster Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 (edited) A gun would be over kill surely, maybe an air rifle, then you have to clean the dead gekko with the crap as well. Maybe there are some young boys in your building that you can pay to remove them. Disagree. They move quickly and can easily be missed. The problem with a gun is not that it's overkill it's that it's too precise, what is needed are grenades and shoulder rockets. Edited November 21, 2011 by OriginalPoster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gennisis Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 In one of my kitchen cupboards a pair or gecko's took residence...uninvited and unwanted. To discourage them .I placed a mothball in there. Gecko's ar'nt supposed to like them. Gecko's moved out !! No bullets,poisons,flameguns,no dead bodies to dispose of....simple persuasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puck2 Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 We do it this way Myanmar "bulis" are cheap. To be honest, to kill the beast it takes a little bit longer than Naam's method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobo Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Get a cat. they disappared in no time... use a broom to wack em dead, same as they do in hotels and resorts. good luck! Wish I were allowed a cat - sigh. And thank you - I never actually thought of using the good old broom. Probably the most effective answer so far... Where can I find a cat that can walk upside down on my ceilings where the geckos inhabit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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