A 'dishy' Blonde

[Boon Mee]

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather dishy

blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He

is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and

although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he

says "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I

thought you might be the father of one of my children." His mind shoots

back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. "Holy crap," he

says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on

the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped

me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my behind?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."

[Ice Maiden]

I thought this was going to be a another joke about blondes being stupid then!

[redrus]

I thought this was going to be a another joke about blondes being stupid then! 

Are you blond by any chance Ice.!

(Arctic Monkeys, quality)

redrus

[Ice Maiden]

I thought this was going to be a another joke about blondes being stupid then! 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Are you blond by any chance Ice.!

(Arctic Monkeys, quality)

redrus

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

No I'm not, don't you just love hair dye?

Yes I recently discovered Arctic Monkeys and I'm in love with them!

[redrus]

Sorry, off topic but, just an observation.

If you sit back the pupil in your Icey Eye looks like a heart, did you ever notice that.?

redrus

[Ice Maiden]

Sorry, off topic but, just an observation.

If you sit back the pupil in your Icey Eye looks like a heart, did you ever notice that.?

redrus

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It's supposed to.

My friend works in London and she creates graphics and stuff so she personally did this for me

[redrus]

Sorry, off topic but, just an observation.

If you sit back the pupil in your Icey Eye looks like a heart, did you ever notice that.?

redrus

It's supposed to.

My friend works in London and she creates graphics and stuff so she personally did this for me

Cool, I'm chuffed with myself for spottin it then. Usually need stuff like that pointing out. Not that Im thick though.

redrus

[Ice Maiden]

Cool, I'm chuffed with myself for spottin it then. Usually need stuff like that pointing out. Not that Im thick though.

redrus

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Are you blonde too?

Sorry Boon Mee !

[redrus]

Cool, I'm chuffed with myself for spottin it then. Usually need stuff like that pointing out. Not that Im thick though.

redrus

Are you blonde too?

Sorry Boon Mee !

Lol, not quite.