The Rudest Farang I'Ve Ever Seen In Mcdonalds!

Can he clarify whether the pies were deep fried and also if they in fact contained mutton?

I prefer steak and gravy for my salivating over the keyboard moments.

The mutton pies were bought from the chippy and were in the warmer above the fryers. I assumed that they contained mutton but as I cannot speak Jock and had no friendly translator I assumed that was what I ordered.

I left one on the table in case I got hungry in the night and there was enough congealed fat to do a grease up on a 747 and it didn't smell that good either.

I didn't either after a few pints, 2 mutton pies and chips and something I don't remember eating.

The toilet area was declared a disaster area for the day.

I am sorry for wandering off topic but I had a funny few moments then.

A deep fried mutton pie is something of a disappointment. It lacks that "molten lava" effect....