Blondes Know Better

[mijan24]

A blonde Thai girl had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a farang truck driver.

The farang motioned for her to pull over.

When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.

He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded the blonde to, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".

He then went to her car and slashed her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face. "Oh you think that's funny! Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.

When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.

He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tyres.

Now she's laughing.

The farang is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.

He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is almost falling over.

"What's so Godamm funny?" the farang truck driver asked the blonde.

Giggling she replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I've been stepping outside the circle.

Edited November 28, 2005 by mijan24

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[johnh101]

Brilliant.