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You gotta give this Thai researcher a lot of credit and anyone who helped him along with the university he went to. This guy managed to teach Thai hookers where Czechoslovakia is and where Slovakia is and the difference between a man who can't speak English or Thai saying Slovakia and Czechoslovakia.

There is no such country called 'Czechoslovakia'.

Anyway, their favorite country is 'Farang'.

Perhaps if you don't ask the ladies working in the Japanese only bars. Sorry about Czechoslovakia, I still call Saigon, Saigon and Burma Burma too.

Well get with the times.... The Czech Republic and Slovakia are 2 very different countries.

Also, I'm unaware that Saigon was ever it's own country. Did you mean to say Siam?

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Honestly, when one really gets down to it, can any Thai decipher a "national" or liguistic difference within European groups?

Line us all up abreast. 20 examples will work....of every Farang/White/Euro description.

If they didn't speak - could you tell who is whom?

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I think I read it on this forum from a Hong Kong cop. He said the Japanese paid the women extra to break their little fingers so they would scream at the appropriate moment. He posts here all the time or perhaps my memory is flawed although I have heard the same thing.

Never seen any thai BG's with broken fingers.... maybe some cutting scars on their arms but I'm pretty sure they did that to themselves.

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Honestly, when one really gets down to it, can any Thai decipher a "national" or liguistic difference within European groups?

Line us all up abreast. 20 examples will work....of every Farang/White/Euro description.

If they didn't speak - could you tell who is whom?

You'll have to look at this from a bg's perceptive and ask them all to drop their pants. ;)

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If it were a real poll, the Japanese would win. From what I am told, they are polite, pay very well and usually get it over quite quickly.

4 inches, 4 minutes, 4 thousand Baht. tongue.png

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I think I read it on this forum from a Hong Kong cop. He said the Japanese paid the women extra to break their little fingers so they would scream at the appropriate moment. He posts here all the time or perhaps my memory is flawed although I have heard the same thing.

Never seen any thai BG's with broken fingers.... maybe some cutting scars on their arms but I'm pretty sure they did that to themselves.

I believe the gentleman was talking about Hong Kong. The only reason I mention it is the sadistic nature of Japanese punters which can be seen in their taste in x rated movies as well. A lot of Japanese porn is not for the feint of heart. They also sell machines in Japan to de pixelize the censorship. I agree with you on the cutting thing. I have seen far too many. It is a sad thing.

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You gotta give this Thai researcher a lot of credit and anyone who helped him along with the university he went to. This guy managed to teach Thai hookers where Czechoslovakia is and where Slovakia is and the difference between a man who can't speak English or Thai saying Slovakia and Czechoslovakia.

There is no such country called 'Czechoslovakia'.

Anyway, their favorite country is 'Farang'.

Perhaps if you don't ask the ladies working in the Japanese only bars. Sorry about Czechoslovakia, I still call Saigon, Saigon and Burma Burma too.

Well get with the times.... The Czech Republic and Slovakia are 2 very different countries.

Also, I'm unaware that Saigon was ever it's own country. Did you mean to say Siam?

No I was pointing out the fact that I am old fashioned and tend to call things by the name I called them when I was a younger man. Siam was changed to Thailand before I was born so no problem with that one.

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I am trying to understand how a sociologist would do a survey dealing with European nationalities when the participants in the survey can't say the names of the countries and have no idea what or where they are. Also the fact that different areas tend to be inhabited by different punter nationalities would confuse the issue. Where to Slovaks hang out?

In looking at the issue from an experienced travelers point of view I would say Walking Street and Soi Six are pretty much melting pots of tourism.

I however, think this survey is total BS because of a personal experiment I did last night. I invite anyone to duplicate my experience.

The bar girl asked me where I was from. I said Slovakia. The lady had no idea what I was talking about. I repeated this experiment 10 times with the same result.

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Can only imagine the French because they were the quickest, the Yanks because they paid the mos : no mention of Japanese though. Seems flawed. lol

Or Brits

They excluded katoeys from this survey I believe.

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The bar girl asked me where I was from. I said Slovakia. The lady had no idea what I was talking about. I repeated this experiment 10 times with the same result.

You really quizzed 10 different bar girls in one night??? Wow...that's pretty enterprising.... Hope you didn't have to pay them all for the privilege... intheclub.gif

Meanwhile, I'll add and concur: even among non-bargirl Thai folks that I know, regular everyday sorts, their knowledge of world geography tends to be piss poor.... As you said, a lot don't seem to know one country from another, or even recognize the names -- especially once you get past the biggies and/or tourism players....

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You gotta give this Thai researcher a lot of credit and anyone who helped him along with the university he went to. This guy managed to teach Thai hookers where Czechoslovakia is and where Slovakia is and the difference between a man who can't speak English or Thai saying Slovakia and Czechoslovakia.

Anyway, their favorite country is 'Farang'.

Not neccessarily, ive spoken with quite a few bar girls, the darker skinned girls seem to prefer farangs, because Asian clientele won't usually off them.

The lighter skinned girls are able to choose who they want to to spend time with. Looks are in the eye of the beholder i know, but skank is just skank.

I've had to tell girls to go with another guy, because they would get more...while with me all they would get is a lady drink....LOL...ive had girls beg me to take them, so they wouldn't have to go with a customer mamasan is pushing them to go with.

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So Brits don't use hookers??

The certainly do! Where I live they are regarded as 'clean' and reliable payers, and are therefore very popular. But, and this is a big point, sober or otherwise they take longer to finish. This is not always welcomed by the young ladies....allegedly.

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So Brits don't use hookers??

The certainly do! Where I live they are regarded as 'clean' and reliable payers, and are therefore very popular. But, and this is a big point, sober or otherwise they take longer to finish. This is not always welcomed by the young ladies....allegedly.

Yes, the girls tell me half of the Brits they meet have a hard time raising the flag. Something to do with having to have a cup of tea first or something .
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So Brits don't use hookers??

The certainly do! Where I live they are regarded as 'clean' and reliable payers, and are therefore very popular. But, and this is a big point, sober or otherwise they take longer to finish. This is not always welcomed by the young ladies....allegedly.

The girls do - by all accounts - prefer a punter to finish quickly unless, of course, they're actually attracted to the men in which case, the longer the duration, the better.

Shit, what girl would want a sweaty, inebriated walrus pounding away on top of her for anything longer than 5 minutes?

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So Brits don't use hookers??

The certainly do! Where I live they are regarded as 'clean' and reliable payers, and are therefore very popular. But, and this is a big point, sober or otherwise they take longer to finish. This is not always welcomed by the young ladies....allegedly.

The girls do - by all accounts - prefer a punter to finish quickly unless, of course, they're actually attracted to the men in which case, the longer the duration, the better.

Shit, what girl would want a sweaty, inebriated walrus pounding away on top of her for anything longer than 5 minutes?

Glad to hear you at least get five minutes.

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So Brits don't use hookers??

The certainly do! Where I live they are regarded as 'clean' and reliable payers, and are therefore very popular. But, and this is a big point, sober or otherwise they take longer to finish. This is not always welcomed by the young ladies....allegedly.

The girls do - by all accounts - prefer a punter to finish quickly unless, of course, they're actually attracted to the men in which case, the longer the duration, the better.

Shit, what girl would want a sweaty, inebriated walrus pounding away on top of her for anything longer than 5 minutes?

Glad to hear you at least get five minutes.

As opposed to the 60 seconds you manage before the unfortunate lady suffocates under one of your bingo wings' right ??

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So Brits don't use hookers??

The certainly do! Where I live they are regarded as 'clean' and reliable payers, and are therefore very popular. But, and this is a big point, sober or otherwise they take longer to finish. This is not always welcomed by the young ladies....allegedly.

The girls do - by all accounts - prefer a punter to finish quickly unless, of course, they're actually attracted to the men in which case, the longer the duration, the better.

Shit, what girl would want a sweaty, inebriated walrus pounding away on top of her for anything longer than 5 minutes?

Oh I dont know about that, they usually tell the customer they will "lub him long time".

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I don't live in a tourist area but I must admit this year there a lot of fat tourists here. A lot of couples from Germany and Scandinavia. A lot of fat. Perhaps it has always been this way but this year I am seeming to notice it more. Or maybe it is the countries that have been unaffected by the economy or exchange rate. The Russian women look very fit and that is a nice change. I actually had to Google bingo wings and no I don't have any. I am not a big fat guy (my avatar is me) but I have put on weight since I arrived with a 29 inch waist. As usual the Thai women are nice to everyone.

I have some severely handicapped friends who the ladies watch over like mother hens. I think when you make fun of fat people it is not as bad as making fun of handicapped people but Thai women treat them both well.

Basically I think if you are a fat guy without money, or a young guy without money, or an ugly man without money you will be treated the same.

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What about an ugly fat young guy without money? Must really suck.

I think they talk about morals a lot and the evils of sex for sale.

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I think the poll is actually.....

What nationality gives you less bang for your baht.

You'd have to ask the girls....

Not that you'd receive a straight and forthright answer.

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I think they talk about morals a lot and the evils of sex for sale.

Where is the laughter button when I need one. Good retort, Kerry.

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So Brits don't use hookers??

The Brits could have been between 11-26. Who knows.

If it were a real poll, the Japanese would win. From what I am told, they are polite, pay very well and usually get it over quite quickly.

3 inches, 3000b and 3 mins.

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