Indian Joke

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The story of Onestone the Indian

There was this Indian named Onestone because he had only one testicle. After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me

Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him Onestone any more.

Then one day a young girl forgot and said,

"Good morning Onestone."

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, there he

shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged her all the

next day, until she died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant business. A couple of years went by until a woman returned to the village after being away. She was overjoyed

when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said,

"Good to see you Onestone."

Again, Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he

shagged her all day, shagged her all night, shagged her all the next

day, shagged her all the next night, but she wouldn't die!

What is the moral of the story?

You can't kill two birds with one stone.

A new young priest arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other priests in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new priest goes to the Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up.

In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The Abbot says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old Abbot. So, the young priest gets worried and goes downstairs to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall. His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young man asks the old Abbot, What's wrong, father? With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies, "The word is celebrate."

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3 foreigners are exploring the jungles of Africa way back when.........

The natives capture them.

The chief gives them the choice of either death, or "Bunga-bunga".

These guys don't have clue what bunga-bunga is, but it's got to be better than death, so the first chap says "Bunga-bunga"

So be it says the chief.

100 hung natives line up & sodomize the poor guy one after another.

2nd guy says, "well--it don't look like fun, but at least I'll still be alive in the end, so bunga-bunga it is"--& he gets the same treatment.

3rd guy looks at his two mates writhing on the ground, and bravely tells the chief he prefers death.

"Very well" the chief says, "Death............ by bunga-bunga"