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'8 ½ Inches' Gay Health Spa In Bangkok Raided For Narcotics


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Question marks over a citizen's rights if the police can routinely raid your place of work and piss test you for drugs, that's scary. Why not just stop people randomly in the streets, or outside parliament, or up market gentlemen's clubs...

God you're naive, citizens have no rights in practice, unless you've got rich or otherwise powerful people helping you out. Foreigners even less so, don't get on the wrong side of the mafia BiB. Police can torture and kill, no questions asked. Very few places in the world give their citizens "rights" against police mistreatment as in the UK and US, even in the developed world. Thai police routinely raid clubs, both Thai patronized and tourist spots, and require everyone to do drug tests before allowing them to leave, nothing you can do but submit. Of course the clubs paying the right amounts to the right people get skipped, which IMO is the whole point of the exercise, makes it look like they're waging the war on drugs and increase the monthly take for the precinct slush fund at the same time.

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Question marks over a citizen's rights if the police can routinely raid your place of work and piss test you for drugs, that's scary. Why not just stop people randomly in the streets, or outside parliament, or up market gentlemen's clubs...

i think they do, I think I have read reports of people being tested at nightclubs on Sukhumvit

I have been in police raids and can confirm this. Of course, that was when I was still visiting night clubs regularly.

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Question marks over a citizen's rights if the police can routinely raid your place of work and piss test you for drugs, that's scary. Why not just stop people randomly in the streets, or outside parliament, or up market gentlemen's clubs...

You may not have been around during the Thaksin/Purachai era when random urine tests were commonplace. The only citizen's right those guys recognized was the right to shut up and do what you are told.

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The police chief credited his officers for their hard work after a long undercover operation. They had entered the club many times through the back door but all they found was a little crack. They thought it was odd that the sign out front advertised 8-ball when all they could find inside was a few guys playing pocket pool. The owner of the spa said the name of the establishment "8 1/2" was confusing for some patrons, as it didn't refer to the length of anyone's endowment, only their staff of 8 hired hands and a midget. Poor Saranyu regretted having to sell ice and viagra but stated that he was really hard up for cash and didn't want to be just another working stiff. On the plus side, an American reality show contacted him and asked if they could cast him in a show they're working on, tentatively titled Jon & Nate plus 8. At least this Bangkok story has a happy ending and finishes on a high note.

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Jennifer Check: "Yeah, right. I'm not even a backdoor-virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. By the way, that hurts. I couldn't even go to flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas."

"Jennifer's Body" (2009)

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Patrons were disappointed when they found out the crack pipe was 8 1/2 inches and not something else.

also the massage club '8 1/2 inches' offered a very reasonably priced trip to London, only last month. Believe it or not 213 people signed up at 100,000 baht a head.

Unfortunately, the club had to refund all monies when patrons found out that 'Big Ben' was infact only a clock.

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Patrons were disappointed when they found out the crack pipe was 8 1/2 inches and not something else.

also the massage club '8 1/2 inches' offered a very reasonably priced trip to London, only last month. Believe it or not 213 people signed up at 100,000 baht a head.

Unfortunately, the club had to refund all monies when patrons found out that 'Big Ben' was infact only a clock.

And yet, still a HUGE erection.

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Patrons were disappointed when they found out the crack pipe was 8 1/2 inches and not something else.

also the massage club '8 1/2 inches' offered a very reasonably priced trip to London, only last month. Believe it or not 213 people signed up at 100,000 baht a head.

Unfortunately, the club had to refund all monies when patrons found out that 'Big Ben' was infact only a clock.

And yet, still a HUGE erection.

Reports of the refund are PREMATURE, their Japanese tour guide rebooked them and a planeLOAD of Viagra for a trip to the USA, to give them a hand with their presidential E-REC-TION later this year

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Says everything about Thai Visa that this thread gets 6,000+ views and the Scotch Egg thread only gets 300+ licklips.gif

Not surprising. The Puppetry of the Penis show was a global smash hit. The Scotch Eggs Kabuki Theater Live in Duluth, Minnesota ... not so much.
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I usually round it up....my 3 inches serves me well.

If you've got the meat, the motion is gravy.

Don't you mean Santorum?

That, my friend, is politically incorrect!

Actually, my quip was intended to be a play on:

"It ain't the meat, it's the motion"

(Said the man with the wee willie.)

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