David48 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime - Living in Thailand for 20 years but only knows 10 words of the Thai language Punishment - ?? fuc_k, l only know 8. If 'Khee Neaww muk marrk' is 4 for them .. what are the other 4? Oh .. what happenned to the Avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Asking how to get an Australian visit visa for your Thai girlfriend (without first looking at the 2000 previous threads) Punishment - Two weeks live-in holiday at gburns' workplace 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime - Living in Thailand for 20 years but only knows 10 words of the Thai language Punishment - ?? fuc_k, l only know 8. If 'Khee Neaww muk marrk' is 4 for them .. what are the other 4? Oh .. what happenned to the Avatar? Check Bin and Mia noi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime - Complain about the moderators Punishment - become a moderator for a month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonrakers Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime - Assuming other people want to hear about your politics Punishment - Listening to Margaret Thatcher speeches until your ears bleed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Asking how to get an Australian visit visa for your Thai girlfriend (without first looking at the 2000 previous threads) Punishment - Two weeks live-in holiday at gburns' workplace Not many will get that, but I'm sure the ones that do will like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lannarebirth Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) Crime - Being "Thaier than Thai" Punishment - Jingthing has to work as a dancer in boystown for a month Punishment for whom, Jingthing or the unsuspecting audience that just stopped by because their throat was parched. Edited March 5, 2012 by lannarebirth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime: Any "holier than thou"- attitude on any given subject (especially the notorious "bargirls are all bad and despicable human beings"- attitudes). Punishment: 1 year of min. 5 Ping Pong shows per evening, where the working girls are not younger than 45 years. Does "mine's different" count (when one is talking about one's wife... !) SC Nah...the original crime is generalisation. The latter is maybe only stupid...sometimes even... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Asking how to get an Australian visit visa for your Thai girlfriend (without first looking at the 2000 previous threads) Punishment - Two weeks live-in holiday at gburns' workplace Not many will get that, but I'm sure the ones that do will like it. +1 (I've hit my 'Like This' quota for the day) God love ole' Mr Burns ... straight as a die, and he doen't bare a grudge, because I've fired a few shots across his bow, but when I asked him a straight question, he replied in kind ... Still can't think of him and not envisage Mr Burns from The Simpsons ... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exeter Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) You might as well not make any topics are comments because most of the "commandments" will find their way into the topics given time, so shall we talk about the weather and the price of a pint or perhaps Arsenal's chances of securing 3rd place in the Premier League? As a pensioner I cannot afford to see Arsenal, even if I were in the UK and getting my annual inflationary rises, sorry to bring that up again. Edited March 5, 2012 by exeter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime - Living in Thailand for 20 years but only knows 10 words of the Thai language Punishment - ?? Explain in the difference in the following words, translated into Thai: Duck, 8, Diamond, Spicy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgs Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Trolling from Scotland Punishment being made to drink watered down American Whiskey and wear a sporan filled with lead.while performing Irish Jigs. You're cruel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgs Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime .............. Asking why their favourite European groceries are out of stock at Villa market. Punishment ..... Only Mama noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner for a week. You say that like it's a bad thing.... just add chilli, it'll be OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgs Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime: Can I extend my Visa which I got when I arrived at the Airport? ... someone else up for the punishment ? to wait in the immigration queue for eternity hang on, that's normal..... eternity + a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I had a look in the General Forum main page, and I reckon with a bit of effort we could get ALL the 'current topics' onto the common thread of racism against farangs. Personally, I'd prefer if we could get them all onto the topic of rugby league, but I can see that might be more of a challenge... SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) Asking how to get an Australian visit visa for your Thai girlfriend (without first looking at the 2000 previous threads) Punishment - Two weeks live-in holiday at gburns' workplace Theblether can confirm that he did ask said stupid question, he can confirm that he booked and paid in full a cruise from Sydney to Fiji, and confirm that the visa for his beautiful but well used thai girlfriend was refused. The crime.....not checking the 2000 previous threads about visas to Australia The Punishment.....theblether was obliged to ride middle aged Aussie widows on the ship for two weeks. Theblether is now undergoing counselling Edited March 5, 2012 by theblether Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgs Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime: Can I extend my Visa which I got when I arrived at the Airport? ... someone else up for the punishment ? Immediate deportation to Laos. Leave Laos alone - what's it done to deserve that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Asking how to get an Australian visit visa for your Thai girlfriend (without first looking at the 2000 previous threads) Punishment - Two weeks live-in holiday at gburns' workplace Don't you have to arrive without a visa to receive gburns's hospitality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSnapper Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime - Living in Thailand for 20 years but only knows 10 words of the Thai language Punishment - ?? Punishment: learn 2 more words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattayadingo Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 2 crimes... Being a Yellow shirt apologist. Being a Red shirt apologist. Punishment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 2 crimes... Being a Yellow shirt apologist. Being a Red shirt apologist. Punishment? Being forced to get on your knees and apologize......in front of a gang of ladyboys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 2 crimes... Being a Yellow shirt apologist. Being a Red shirt apologist. Punishment? Being forced to get on your knees and apologize......in front of a gang of ladyboys. Shit, glad we don't have them where l am, eeeeeeer, perhaps one or two but l don't know them personally. YET. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 2 crimes... Being a Yellow shirt apologist. Being a Red shirt apologist. Punishment? Being forced to get on your knees and apologize......in front of a gang of ladyboys. Shit, glad we don't have them where l am, eeeeeeer, perhaps one or two but l don't know them personally. YET. What did your mummy tell you about telling lies Transam? :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 2 crimes... Being a Yellow shirt apologist. Being a Red shirt apologist. Punishment? Being forced to get on your knees and apologize......in front of a gang of ladyboys. Shit, glad we don't have them where l am, eeeeeeer, perhaps one or two but l don't know them personally. YET. What did your mummy tell you about telling lies Transam? :-) I got a clout round the head many times. Paying for it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) Crime: Posters whinging about others high post count per day. Punishment: Being forced to continue posting all day long until we deem them to have posted something halfway intelligent. Edit: or Punishment 2: Sitting opposite Jingthing on an all you can eat tacos night. Then having to review the place the next day. Edited March 5, 2012 by smokie36 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattayadingo Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 2 crimes... Being a Yellow shirt apologist. Being a Red shirt apologist. Punishment? Being forced to get on your knees and apologize......in front of a gang of ladyboys. The sh*t some of them spout forth I think they should be on their knees behind the Ladyboys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taff33 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Canada full Thailand empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taff33 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime - Being "Thaier than Thai" Punishment - Jingthing has to work as a dancer in boystown for a month May be that isn't punishment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarpSpeed Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) QUOTE: Crime 5.............Asking " Am I gay if I like Ladyboys" Punishment.......Ehm, I can't think of a punishment, you'll need to give me a hand here UNQUOTE Tops! It's the delivery. I'll bet some of our readers missed that one... SC I didn't, but just came across the thread so you beat me to it! Edited March 5, 2012 by WarpSpeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_smith237 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Crime: Calling yourself Ludditeman on a web forum. Punishment: Being ludditeman !! Sorry, someone had to be targetted in this comment ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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