When my body fat melts into a puddle on the floor and I am 10 stone lighter.

When your back in the UK and your mate phones you and starts weeping when you innocently mention how cold and wet it is here....

......when you realise you haven't sh_t yourself.......it's sweat.

Your sweat smells like human shit? Gross...

No, it smells like frog sh_t.

Ok i'll bite.

If it smelt like sh_t, i wouldn't have to check...would i?

You mean you don't check if you really think you have shit yourself? Double gross...

So you two guys sound like you both regulary shit yourself then?

When you weigh yourself on one of those 1 baht scale machines then go to the local market and come out with 10 bags of shopping then weigh yourself again but forget to put the 10 full shopping bags down and end up weighing less.

Well i think if i did that it would of happened to me today. The covered market was like entrering hell!!!!! Was soaked.

When You Are An Exchange student in Thailand...

And You have the air condition on at night and 26 Celsius feels good

... when an ice cube is needed to refresh the pool

When the water in the garden hose cooks the first pant it hits.

you know its hot in Thailand when............... pue thai politicians take their hands out of peoples pockets to fan themselves !

you know its hot in Thailand when......... you are sweating in both directions - up and down !

you know its hot in Thailand when thai politicians start killing themselves cause they know its cooler in hell !

you know its hot in Thailand when.............. the thai parliament is full for the first time. they are only going for the air con.

...when there is nobody visible in your Soi between 11am and 3pm

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You know its hot in Thailand when you are wetter out of the shower than in it.

When the cops will not leave their stations to extort someone.

Bugger this it's too hot I'm off to 7-11 for a Leo

When the toothpaste in your bathroom is no longer a paste.

When you start putting ICE in your beer, yuk!

Its only really hot when you cant see for the sweat in your eyes stinging them!!!

Or when you walking down the street and can't see where you are going due to the sweat in your eyes.

Its only really hot when you cant see for the sweat in your eyes stinging them!!!

Or when you walking down the street and can't see where you are going due to the sweat in your eyes.

If you're walking down the street then it can't be that hot...

In Malaysia it gets so hot the red man on the pedestrian crossings sits down to rest his bones.

Both the green men cross to the shady side of the street.

SC

When you forget what was so bad about Canadian winters

You know its hot in Thailand when the wife/gf only eats chillies four times a day

When the birds walk around with their mouths open panting. True, I see it every hot season.

When your outdoor thermometer wants to come inside to get out of the heat.

When I get an oral thermometer out because my wife thinks she has a fever, and before I "shake it down" the temperature is already registering 106.8 degrees F.

(At least I know "how hot it has been" in the house recently).

When You Are An Exchange student in Thailand...

And You have the air condition on at night and 26 Celsius feels good

When I use to live in Korat, I kept my A/C on 30 C. That was about 12 degrees cooler than outside and save electricity to boot.

you know its hot in thailand ...When the cheap charlies buy two bottles of Leo and sit out side the 7/11 all day

Just because some Thais are poor it is no reason to make fun of them. Maybe all they can afford is one or 2 bottles between the 3 or 4 of them.

Just because you are a westerner with more money doesn't give you the right to insult Thais who don't have any.

Perhaps you should consider moving on to a different country.

To be honest, wherever you live and whatever your social standing, if you are spending the last of your money on beer and wasting your day, ridicule and contempt should be expected.

You know it's hot in Thailand whin you drink beer with ice in it, if you had told me 10 years ago that I would enjoy it I would have scoffed at you

When the hands of my temperature gauge point in this direction:

That's when I know it's going to be one of those days.

you know its hot in thailand ...When the cheap charlies buy two bottles of Leo and sit out side the 7/11 all day

Just because some Thais are poor it is no reason to make fun of them. Maybe all they can afford is one or 2 bottles between the 3 or 4 of them.

Just because you are a westerner with more money doesn't give you the right to insult Thais who don't have any.

Perhaps you should consider moving on to a different country.

To be honest, wherever you live and whatever your social standing, if you are spending the last of your money on beer and wasting your day, ridicule and contempt should be expected.

A day spent drinking beer with your friends is not wasted.

I would value contempt more, coming from someone who's opinion I respected.

Out of interest, what would you spend the last of your money on, and how would you rather spend your time than enjoying the company of your friends? Its easy to be negative, but harder to be be constructive.

Perhaps I would be more worried if they spent the first of their money on beer.

SC

When You Are An Exchange student in Thailand...

And You have the air condition on at night and 26 Celsius feels good

When I use to live in Korat, I kept my A/C on 30 C. That was about 12 degrees cooler than outside and save electricity to boot.

If you can pull the humidity out of the air, and maintain some circulation, it will feel so much more comfortable. There/s no need to set up a big temperature gradient and start pulling heat in through the walls and windows.

SC

EDIT: moved my text out of quote box

Edited April 29, 201214 yr by StreetCowboy