I wouldn't be worried about mosquitoes, i'd be worried about rain with electric sockets on the balcony.

Not if it's big enough so that they aren't exposed. We have electric sockets on ours (not a balcony, strictly speaking, more of a sala / veranda type thing) and it's very handy.

You know its too hot in Thailand when...... instead of ignoring him you respond and react to such an obvious and trollish attempt at misdirecting a thread off topic and into an on online argument by one of TV's more prolific keyboard warriors !!!.....

I wouldn't be worried about mosquitoes, i'd be worried about rain with electric sockets on the balcony.

Not if it's big enough so that they aren't exposed. We have electric sockets on ours (not a balcony, strictly speaking, more of a sala / veranda type thing) and it's very handy.

Yes mine was more like that too. Very wide. Sockets were protected and well away from rain etc.

I do believe myself of having a modicum of intelligence...

You know its too hot in Thailand when you find any excuse to argue with someone you dont know.

You know its hot in Thailand when TV members start flaming each other over silly misunderstandings

...wait a minute! Silly me, that happens during the cool and rainy seasons too. Never mind.

I wouldn't be worried about mosquitoes, i'd be worried about rain with electric sockets on the balcony.

Not if it's big enough so that they aren't exposed. We have electric sockets on ours (not a balcony, strictly speaking, more of a sala / veranda type thing) and it's very handy.

Yes mine was more like that too. Very wide. Sockets were protected and well away from rain etc.

I do believe myself of having a modicum of intelligence...

I wasn't calling you stupid. It's just you read about people being shocked to death from the electrics in Thailand. Fridges, showers and sockets outside. Sorry for any offence.

You know it's hot in Thailand when you buy a large bottle of Leo from the 7/11 and stand outside with the bottle unopened and roll it over your body to cool down.

You know it's hot in Thailand when you look at Dean999's avatar and mistakenly think you're viewing the Colorado River flowing through the Grand Canyon, and on closer inspection find it's a rivulet of sweat flowing between two boulders.

You know it's hot in Thailand when you buy a large bottle of Leo from the 7/11 and stand outside with the bottle unopened and roll it over your body to cool down.

You could do what the cheep charlies do and hang around inside the 7-11 to cool down... (Note: no reference to any specific race or nationality !)...

... when the whole country is transfixed watching the World Curling Championships

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Cant wait for his next retort....suppose next he will accuse me of being a beerist as I am discriminating against Leo drinkers

I am head of the anti-beeramation league you know. No anti-beerites tolerated.

I wouldn't be worried about mosquitoes, i'd be worried about rain with electric sockets on the balcony.

Not if it's big enough so that they aren't exposed. We have electric sockets on ours (not a balcony, strictly speaking, more of a sala / veranda type thing) and it's very handy.

Yes mine was more like that too. Very wide. Sockets were protected and well away from rain etc.

I do believe myself of having a modicum of intelligence...

I wasn't calling you stupid. It's just you read about people being shocked to death from the electrics in Thailand. Fridges, showers and sockets outside. Sorry for any offence.

Haha, it was meant as a tongue-in-cheek retort. Sorry for any confusion Dean. Heck dont blame you for thinking i was offended though, with all the bickering going on, its a bloody mad house in here!

Yeah, odd how bickering can start from any seemingly innocuous thread...

Yeah, odd how bickering can start from any seemingly innocuous thread...

... I blame the heat

Which gets us back on topic.

I think ill try get some crumpets next. Apparently we are evolved from them.

Which gets us back on topic.

I think ill try get some crumpets next. Apparently we are evolved from them.

Do you ever put your crumpet in the fridge?

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There's no place for necrophilia in this forum; just as well, in this heat

You know it's hot in Thailand.

.. you can fry an egg on your pate.

You know it's hot when every other Facebook status you read is either a picture of today's temperature chart showing 39 degrees, "rawn maak maak", or some other reference to how hot it is outside.

I'm not saying it was hot and sweaty, but even the bees were humming

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You know it's hot in Thailand when it is not December through February.

when you slip off your leather couch onto the floor while watching tv naked .......

when you slip off your leather couch onto the floor while watching tv naked .......

Why would you be sitting naked on couch watching TV or shouldnt i ask ?....

You know it's hot when your car overheats and you haven't started it yet.

when you slip off your leather couch onto the floor while watching tv naked .......

Why would you be sitting naked on couch watching TV or shouldnt i ask ?....

Where do you watch TV?

Or was it the naked bit you were querying? Do you dress for TV?

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Watching tv is a black tie affair in my home......

Watching tv is a black tie affair in my home......

I inferred from his post that Soutpeel wore more than that...

you know its hot when even the girls in the dating site ads look sweaty

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/549381-is-it-just-me-or-are-the-girls-on-the-datng-site-banner-ads-getting-hotter/

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I really preferred this when it was about shit. My greatest "slip down" was crossing 6 lanes of traffic in Beijing. The upside was the smartly dressed doorman, at the apartment block we were staying in, saluting me firmly whilst I limped past with shit dribbling down my leg. How my wife laughed....and OH how I didn't!

A friend of mine in the Uk was feeling ill so called in sick. To cheer himself up he went to buy a porno mag. As he chose the one he wanted he sneezed and liquid shit shot out of his arse. No wanting to go home empty handed, he acted cool and bought the porno anyway.

You know it's hot when you sit down outside and you smell fat burning or sh_t........just to keep 'draftvader' happy.