Which gets us back on topic.

I think ill try get some crumpets next. Apparently we are evolved from them.

Do you ever put your crumpet in the fridge?

SC

There's no place for necrophilia in this forum; just as well, in this heat

I prefer my crumpets like i like my men. Nope actually, its too hot to come up with anything remotely potentially funny to add to that. Today went for fan only. Sod the bloody crumpets, my brain is cooked.

You know it's hot when you sit down outside and you smell fat burning or sh_t........just to keep 'draftvader' happy.

I thought the bickering was the low point until now.

Thailand's weather is well balanced. six months hot and six months very hot.

when you slip off your leather couch onto the floor while watching tv naked .......

Why would you be sitting naked on couch watching TV or shouldnt i ask ?....

Where do you watch TV?

Or was it the naked bit you were querying? Do you dress for TV?

SC

It was the naked bit I was querying, I can only think of two reasons why one would be naked on a leather couch... one doesnt involve watching TV and the other would involve a TV, DVD player and I would suspect a box of tissues....

when you slip off your leather couch onto the floor while watching tv naked .......

Why would you be sitting naked on couch watching TV or shouldnt i ask ?....

Where do you watch TV?

Or was it the naked bit you were querying? Do you dress for TV?

SC

It was the naked bit I was querying, I can only think of two reasons why one would be naked on a leather couch... one doesnt involve watching TV and the other would involve a TV, DVD player and I would suspect a box of tissues....

To be honest, its so hot here, I don't even bother wiping the sweat off.

I'd like to have another couch, but I am stuck with the two that I have, so amongst the reasons I can see for being naked on the couch are

- live Superleague coverage (as well as Heineken Cup, Asian Five nations... ); really, we are so blessed *

- a climate that is so warm it goes some way beyond comfortably mild

- a frugal Scottish antipathy to running the air conditioning

- the benefits of an open aspect without overlooking properties.

* Oh, and to top it all - this weekend, live and repeated, Wire - Bulls in the Challenge Cup. Really, what more could one ask for?**

** Should that be a topic for a new thread?

SC

You know it's hot in Thailand when .... there are no more mosquitoes!

Man, they were killing me this past year, everyday December through to February I'd get ten in the car without fail. I'd try everything and they'd still find a way in overnight; lowering the windows when you get in doesn't help; if you're stationary more fly in to join the party and whilst moving, as soon as you roll them back up, the mosquitoes re-commence attack as they haven't the strength to fly out.

you go outside

When you get out at the airport.

You know it's hot in Thailand when - you get a bucket of ice water dumped over your head during Songkarn and think...boy did that feel good.

I prefer my crumpets like i like my men. Nope actually, its too hot to come up with anything remotely potentially funny to add to that. Today went for fan only. Sod the bloody crumpets, my brain is cooked.

Smothered in butter?

You know it's hot when you sit down outside and you smell fat burning or sh_t........just to keep 'draftvader' happy.

Thanks. Though I ought to point out that the original concept of the thread was good too, however the little BBQ that happened in the middle was more tedious than waiting for yet another Thai govt promise to evaporate Hence my request for a more s*it conversation.

Reading this back I doubt I have made anything clearer. I've made my bed, I should sleep in it. Topically then, Good Night.

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......when 35C seems like a bit of relief.

You know it's hot in Thailand when the electricity bill drops to the floor of your place with a thump!

You know it's hot in Thailand when the ants crawl up into your hot water maker and use it as their own indoor swimming pool (all fun and games until I plug it in).

Edited April 25, 201214 yr by connda

...when you leave your flip flops outside a shop for a couple of minutes and they're too hot to put back on.

^ Oh that flipflop one is a killer! Motorbike seats too. Burnyyyyyy!!!

quite literally cooked my balls today on the scooter seat. but honestly who'd eat them!

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^ Im sure in some parts of the country it would be considered a delicacy?

LIke um..maybe some rural part of Issan.....or Pattaya.

^ Im sure in some parts of the country it would be considered a delicacy?

LIke um..maybe some rural part of Issan.....or Pattaya.

Nakerkebab mit scuterwurst

I'd not go past hua hin till the smell of cooked flesh had disipated.

SC

.................................... when the cows give evapourated milk.

you know its hot in Thailand when the trees start fighting over a soi dog.

when the workers at KFC get into the fryer to cool off !

when you see thai squirrels fanning their nuts !

A very poor start to this topic, but can't believe how quickly nor to what depths it's deterioriated.

Way too much information fellas. . .

WAY too much info.

when thai farmers feed crushed ice to their hens so they dont lay boiled eggs !

It's so hot you actually feeel emotionally close to your air conditioner. "It completes me"

when you see a soi dog chasing a cat.................. and they're both walking !

... your lice need water wings

it's so hot, yellow shirts are standing next to Yingluck just to be close to something shady.

My definition of hot is when the mattress and (indoor) chairs/sofas all feel warm before anyone sits on them. I check both of those boxes daily the past week or so.

For some reason, I also routinely get ear infections when it's really hot -- I think it must do with sweat pooling in the ear canal and feeding bacteria? But, at least I'm not (yet?) involuntarily, randomly and spontaneously defecating!

you know its too hot when the Thailand Weather Service issues a fat farang guy in string vest warning......