Thailand Needs Cricket

[brit1984]

...which reminds me nobody has volunteered to keep score yet

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Boss...if you look to the top right hand side of the posts you will see that the score is 3886.....Not Out

I see 3887

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Your one cleaver boss, Boss....

Cleaver?... I'm not that sharp

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[brit1984]

Boss.... he can do anything.

I'll give him a few pointers and "Bobs your Uncle".

Maybe we can give him us some extra duties in addition to keeping score...

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[kevjohn]

Boss...if you look to the top right hand side of the posts you will see that the score is 3886.....Not Out

I see 3887

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Your one cleaver boss, Boss....

Cleaver?... I'm not that sharp

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Number 1 rule for the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team

No Negatives

[kevjohn]

Boss.... he can do anything.

I'll give him a few pointers and "Bobs your Uncle".

Maybe we can give him us some extra duties in addition to keeping score...

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I'm sure he would help SC out with the 2 knees situation and maybe he could carry harrry's medical bag.

[brit1984]

Boss.... he can do anything.

I'll give him a few pointers and "Bobs your Uncle".

Maybe we can give him us some extra duties in addition to keeping score...

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I'm sure he would help SC out with the 2 knees situation and maybe he could carry harrry's medical bag.

He sounds great... do you have an email address so we can contact him ASAP?

Maybe he can also be responsible for setting up the stump camera...

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[StreetCowboy]

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Number 1 rule for the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team

No Negatives All Positives

Or were you talking photography there?

SC

TV Cricket

Easily parted, broken-hearted, as my grandmother said, on the topic of knees

[BookMan]

After an absence of 3 weeks im back!

Still going strong here I see

[StreetCowboy]

After an absence of 3 weeks im back!

Still going strong here I see

You're most definetley back. You're as back as Charles Endell Esquire ever was.

And welcome, to boot*

SC

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ThatwidbeThailandneedsfitba'. Crivvens,man, Scotlandneedsfitba'!

RIBB

[BookMan]

After an absence of 3 weeks im back!

Still going strong here I see

You're most definetley back. You're as back as Charles Endell Esquire ever was.

And welcome, to boot*

SC

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ThatwidbeThailandneedsfitba'. Crivvens,man, Scotlandneedsfitba'!

RIBB

An Obscure reference to a series from 1980 based in Glasgow!

Thankyou, It's good to be back

[kevjohn]

Boss.... he can do anything.

I'll give him a few pointers and "Bobs your Uncle".

Maybe we can give him us some extra duties in addition to keeping score...

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I'm sure he would help SC out with the 2 knees situation and maybe he could carry harrry's medical bag.

He sounds great... do you have an email address so we can contact him ASAP?

Maybe he can also be responsible for setting up the stump camera...

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email: [email protected]

and yes, the stump camera will be in operation, no problems.........he said.

[kevjohn]

After an absence of 3 weeks im back!

Still going strong here I see

Good to see you back, Little Brother.

How is the new 2 knees car?

[kevjohn]

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Number 1 rule for the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team

No Negatives All Positives

Or were you talking photography there?

SC

TV Cricket

Easily parted, broken-hearted, as my grandmother said, on the topic of knees

SC your on the ball...

[StreetCowboy]

...which reminds me nobody has volunteered to keep score yet

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I'd like to score

SC

TV Cricket

Its easier than scoring on Rose Street

[David48]

After an absence of 3 weeks im back!

Still going strong here I see

I tend to differ ...

BookMan, I kept your pads warm for 2 weeks ... gave up after that.

Cleaned the drawers out and rode off into the Sunset here.

[David48]

...which reminds me nobody has volunteered to keep score yet

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I'd like to score

SC

TV Cricket

Its easier than scoring on Rose Street

Leave that to the single men ... like me

[BookMan]

After an absence of 3 weeks im back!

Still going strong here I see

Good to see you back, Little Brother.

How is the new 2 knees car?

Thanks kevjohn.

2 knees car?

[BookMan]

After an absence of 3 weeks im back!

Still going strong here I see

I tend to differ ...

BookMan, I kept your pads warm for 2 weeks ... gave up after that.

Cleaned the drawers out and rode off into the Sunset here.

Well, you did your best and I thank you for it. It was a longer than anticipated absence.

[StreetCowboy]

After an absence of 3 weeks im back!

Still going strong here I see

I tend to differ ...

BookMan, I kept your pads warm for 2 weeks ... gave up after that.

Cleaned the drawers out and rode off into the Sunset here.

Well, you did your best and I thank you for it. It was a longer than anticipated absence.

Like Scott, of the Antarctic - "I'm just popping out to the tobacconist; I may be some time..."

Unlike Scott, and more like Mr Endell, we are glad that you are so definetley back

We're glad to see you're back, not glad to see your back...

SC

TV Cricket

Go out till you're out

[harrry]

After an absence of 3 weeks im back!

Still going strong here I see

I tend to differ ...

BookMan, I kept your pads warm for 2 weeks ... gave up after that.

Cleaned the drawers out and rode off into the Sunset here.

Well, you did your best and I thank you for it. It was a longer than anticipated absence.

Like Scott, of the Antarctic - "I'm just popping out to the tobacconist; I may be some time..."

Unlike Scott, and more like Mr Endell, we are glad that you are so definetley back

We're glad to see you're back, not glad to see your back...

SC

TV Cricket

Go out till you're out

what is wrong with his back....a nice strong one to carry all the gear from the roller.

[kevjohn]

After an absence of 3 weeks im back!

Still going strong here I see

Good to see you back, Little Brother.

How is the new 2 knees car?

Thanks kevjohn.

2 knees car?

No Car....That's OK.

That means the team's bank account is still OK.

[kevjohn]

Little Brother, can I ask you a question re the teams bank account.......did Black Caviar improve the bottom line?

[StreetCowboy]

Little Brother, can I ask you a question re the teams bank account.......did Black Caviar improve the bottom line?

Did you say "Put a ton on Black Caviar" not "put a ton of black caviar on"?

What are we going to do with all these sandwiches now?

SC

TV Cricket

I'll be off, not out or in

[harrry]

Little Brother, can I ask you a question re the teams bank account.......did Black Caviar improve the bottom line?

Did you say "Put a ton on Black Caviar" not "put a ton of black caviar on"?

What are we going to do with all these sandwiches now?

SC

TV Cricket

I'll be off, not out or in

looks as though we need an ocean of champagne to go with the black caviar sandwiches.

[kevjohn]

Little Brother, can I ask you a question re the teams bank account.......did Black Caviar improve the bottom line?

What race was he running in?

SC

Sorry SC.......She is not a "He"

and she won the Diamond Jubilee Stakes at Royal Ascot...............Thank to good Lord for Google.

[StreetCowboy]

Little Brother, can I ask you a question re the teams bank account.......did Black Caviar improve the bottom line?

What race was he running in?

SC

Sorry SC.......She is not a "He"

and she won the Diamond Jubilee Stakes at Royal Ascot...............Thank to good Lord for Google.

I was hoping to edit that before anyone quoted it, to avoid looking like the sort of halfwit that can't use Google

Slimhope o'that, yeeejitye

Maybe she's an alien.

SC

TV Cricket

Should've stuck to cricket sandwiches

[kevjohn]

Little Brother, can I ask you a question re the teams bank account.......did Black Caviar improve the bottom line?

Did you say "Put a ton on Black Caviar" not "put a ton of black caviar on"?

What are we going to do with all these sandwiches now?

SC

TV Cricket

I'll be off, not out or in

The idea was to "Put a ton on Black Caviar so that we could put a ton of black caviar on"

[harrry]

Little Brother, can I ask you a question re the teams bank account.......did Black Caviar improve the bottom line?

What race was he running in?

SC

Sorry SC.......She is not a "He"

and she won the Diamond Jubilee Stakes at Royal Ascot...............Thank to good Lord for Google.

I was hoping to edit that before anyone quoted it, to avoid looking like the sort of halfwit that can't use Google

Slimhope o'that, yeeejitye

Maybe she's an alien.

SC

TV Cricket

Should've stuck to cricket sandwiches

Have to be a she with a race about diamonds.

[kevjohn]

Little Brother, can I ask you a question re the teams bank account.......did Black Caviar improve the bottom line?

What race was he running in?

SC

Sorry SC.......She is not a "He"

and she won the Diamond Jubilee Stakes at Royal Ascot...............Thank to good Lord for Google.

I was hoping to edit that before anyone quoted it, to avoid looking like the sort of halfwit that can't use Google

Slimhope o'that, yeeejitye

Maybe she's an alien.

SC

TV Cricket

Should've stuck to cricket sandwiches

Yo don't look like a "halfwit that can't use Google" to me. More like a bow legged "Street Cowboy"

[kevjohn]

What race was he running in?

SC

Sorry SC.......She is not a "He"

and she won the Diamond Jubilee Stakes at Royal Ascot...............Thank to good Lord for Google.

I was hoping to edit that before anyone quoted it, to avoid looking like the sort of halfwit that can't use Google

Slimhope o'that, yeeejitye

Maybe she's an alien.

SC

TV Cricket

Should've stuck to cricket sandwiches

Have to be a she with a race about diamonds.

That's why she won...could see the diamonds at the finish.............Wonder if Micheal was there.

[Cobalt60]

I have been giving this whole Thailand cricket thing some thought, mainly whist sat in a traffic jam in Prakkers waiting for the sun to set and some geezer to take my photo.

I believe from evidence gained from research on this very site, that cricket skills exist already and strangely among the indigenous female population.

You may find this hard to believe but I have read of dexterous and skilled ball polishers available in various locations.

Howzat!

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