Jump to content

Thailand Needs Cricket


Recommended Posts

...which reminds me nobody has volunteered to keep score yet

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Boss...if you look to the top right hand side of the posts you will see that the score is 3886.....Not Out

I see 3887

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Your one cleaver boss, Boss....clap2.gif

Cleaver?... I'm not that sharp

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 4.2k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted Images

Boss.... he can do anything.

I'll give him a few pointers and "Bobs your Uncle".

Maybe we can give him us some extra duties in addition to keeping score...

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Boss...if you look to the top right hand side of the posts you will see that the score is 3886.....Not Out

I see 3887

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Your one cleaver boss, Boss....clap2.gif

Cleaver?... I'm not that sharp

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Number 1 rule for the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team

No Negatives

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Boss.... he can do anything.

I'll give him a few pointers and "Bobs your Uncle".

Maybe we can give him us some extra duties in addition to keeping score...

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

I'm sure he would help SC out with the 2 knees situation and maybe he could carry harrry's medical bag.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Boss.... he can do anything.

I'll give him a few pointers and "Bobs your Uncle".

Maybe we can give him us some extra duties in addition to keeping score...

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

I'm sure he would help SC out with the 2 knees situation and maybe he could carry harrry's medical bag.

He sounds great... do you have an email address so we can contact him ASAP?

Maybe he can also be responsible for setting up the stump camera...

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Edited by brit1984
Link to comment
Share on other sites

...

Number 1 rule for the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team

No Negatives All Positives

Or were you talking photography there?

SC

TV Cricket

Easily parted, broken-hearted, as my grandmother said, on the topic of knees

Link to comment
Share on other sites

After an absence of 3 weeks im back!

Still going strong here I see

You're most definetley back. You're as back as Charles Endell Esquire ever was.

And welcome, to boot*

SC

*

ThatwidbeThailandneedsfitba'. Crivvens,man, Scotlandneedsfitba'!

RIBB

Link to comment
Share on other sites

After an absence of 3 weeks im back!

Still going strong here I see

You're most definetley back. You're as back as Charles Endell Esquire ever was.

And welcome, to boot*

SC

*

ThatwidbeThailandneedsfitba'. Crivvens,man, Scotlandneedsfitba'!

RIBB

An Obscure reference to a series from 1980 based in Glasgow!

Thankyou, It's good to be back

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Boss.... he can do anything.

I'll give him a few pointers and "Bobs your Uncle".

Maybe we can give him us some extra duties in addition to keeping score...

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

I'm sure he would help SC out with the 2 knees situation and maybe he could carry harrry's medical bag.

He sounds great... do you have an email address so we can contact him ASAP?

Maybe he can also be responsible for setting up the stump camera...

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

email: [email protected]

and yes, the stump camera will be in operation, no problems.........he said.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

...

Number 1 rule for the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team

No Negatives All Positives

Or were you talking photography there?

SC

TV Cricket

Easily parted, broken-hearted, as my grandmother said, on the topic of knees

SC your on the ball...thumbsup.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

...which reminds me nobody has volunteered to keep score yet

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

I'd like to score

SC

TV Cricket

Its easier than scoring on Rose Street

Leave that to the single men ... like me biggrin.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

After an absence of 3 weeks im back!

Still going strong here I see

I tend to differ ...

BookMan, I kept your pads warm for 2 weeks ... gave up after that.

Cleaned the drawers out and rode off into the Sunset here.

Well, you did your best and I thank you for it. It was a longer than anticipated absence.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

After an absence of 3 weeks im back!

Still going strong here I see

I tend to differ ...

BookMan, I kept your pads warm for 2 weeks ... gave up after that.

Cleaned the drawers out and rode off into the Sunset here.

Well, you did your best and I thank you for it. It was a longer than anticipated absence.

Like Scott, of the Antarctic - "I'm just popping out to the tobacconist; I may be some time..."

Unlike Scott, and more like Mr Endell, we are glad that you are so definetley back

We're glad to see you're back, not glad to see your back...

SC

TV Cricket

Go out till you're out

Link to comment
Share on other sites

After an absence of 3 weeks im back!

Still going strong here I see

I tend to differ ...

BookMan, I kept your pads warm for 2 weeks ... gave up after that.

Cleaned the drawers out and rode off into the Sunset here.

Well, you did your best and I thank you for it. It was a longer than anticipated absence.

Like Scott, of the Antarctic - "I'm just popping out to the tobacconist; I may be some time..."

Unlike Scott, and more like Mr Endell, we are glad that you are so definetley back

We're glad to see you're back, not glad to see your back...

SC

TV Cricket

Go out till you're out

what is wrong with his back....a nice strong one to carry all the gear from the roller.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

After an absence of 3 weeks im back!

Still going strong here I see

Good to see you back, Little Brother.

How is the new 2 knees car?

Thanks kevjohn.

2 knees car?

No Car....That's OK.

That means the team's bank account is still OK.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Little Brother, can I ask you a question re the teams bank account.......did Black Caviar improve the bottom line?

Did you say "Put a ton on Black Caviar" not "put a ton of black caviar on"?

What are we going to do with all these sandwiches now?

SC

TV Cricket

I'll be off, not out or in

Edited by StreetCowboy
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Little Brother, can I ask you a question re the teams bank account.......did Black Caviar improve the bottom line?

Did you say "Put a ton on Black Caviar" not "put a ton of black caviar on"?

What are we going to do with all these sandwiches now?

SC

TV Cricket

I'll be off, not out or in

looks as though we need an ocean of champagne to go with the black caviar sandwiches.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Little Brother, can I ask you a question re the teams bank account.......did Black Caviar improve the bottom line?

What race was he running in?

SC

Sorry SC.......She is not a "He"

and she won the Diamond Jubilee Stakes at Royal Ascot...............Thank to good Lord for Google.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Little Brother, can I ask you a question re the teams bank account.......did Black Caviar improve the bottom line?

What race was he running in?

SC

Sorry SC.......She is not a "He"

and she won the Diamond Jubilee Stakes at Royal Ascot...............Thank to good Lord for Google.

I was hoping to edit that before anyone quoted it, to avoid looking like the sort of halfwit that can't use Google

Slimhope o'that, yeeejitye

Maybe she's an alien.

SC

TV Cricket

Should've stuck to cricket sandwiches

Edited by StreetCowboy
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Little Brother, can I ask you a question re the teams bank account.......did Black Caviar improve the bottom line?

Did you say "Put a ton on Black Caviar" not "put a ton of black caviar on"?

What are we going to do with all these sandwiches now?

SC

TV Cricket

I'll be off, not out or in

The idea was to "Put a ton on Black Caviar so that we could put a ton of black caviar on"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Little Brother, can I ask you a question re the teams bank account.......did Black Caviar improve the bottom line?

What race was he running in?

SC

Sorry SC.......She is not a "He"

and she won the Diamond Jubilee Stakes at Royal Ascot...............Thank to good Lord for Google.

I was hoping to edit that before anyone quoted it, to avoid looking like the sort of halfwit that can't use Google

Slimhope o'that, yeeejitye

Maybe she's an alien.

SC

TV Cricket

Should've stuck to cricket sandwiches

Have to be a she with a race about diamonds.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Little Brother, can I ask you a question re the teams bank account.......did Black Caviar improve the bottom line?

What race was he running in?

SC

Sorry SC.......She is not a "He"

and she won the Diamond Jubilee Stakes at Royal Ascot...............Thank to good Lord for Google.

I was hoping to edit that before anyone quoted it, to avoid looking like the sort of halfwit that can't use Google

Slimhope o'that, yeeejitye

Maybe she's an alien.

SC

TV Cricket

Should've stuck to cricket sandwiches

Yo don't look like a "halfwit that can't use Google" to me. More like a bow legged "Street Cowboy"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

What race was he running in?

SC

Sorry SC.......She is not a "He"

and she won the Diamond Jubilee Stakes at Royal Ascot...............Thank to good Lord for Google.

I was hoping to edit that before anyone quoted it, to avoid looking like the sort of halfwit that can't use Google

Slimhope o'that, yeeejitye

Maybe she's an alien.

SC

TV Cricket

Should've stuck to cricket sandwiches

Have to be a she with a race about diamonds.

That's why she won...could see the diamonds at the finish.............Wonder if Micheal was there.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I have been giving this whole Thailand cricket thing some thought, mainly whist sat in a traffic jam in Prakkers waiting for the sun to set and some geezer to take my photo.

I believe from evidence gained from research on this very site, that cricket skills exist already and strangely among the indigenous female population.

You may find this hard to believe but I have read of dexterous and skilled ball polishers available in various locations.

Howzat!

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Thaivisa Connect App

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.




×
×
  • Create New...