Thailand Needs Cricket

plopmeister · June 4, 2012

Mmmmm Emma Peel look alikes...The only Rigging that should be allowed in Cricket!!

+1

Mmmmm Emma Peel ... ... with you Ploppy 100%

Who is Emma Peel?

(.jpeg file format preferred)

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Ah the innocence of youth..Emma Peel played by Dianna Rigg....Googly it...

brit1984 · June 4, 2012

It's the pigeons
I have a plague of pigeons on my roof and in my barns..soon I expect them to nest in my bloody bedroom cheeky feckers that they are.......How can cricket rid me of pigeons..( but not Kevjohns nor speckled Jim...Oh but he is dead already RIP!)

With a ladder, a cricket bat and some aggressive slog-sweeps, you should be able to solve your pigeon problem.

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And when he's finished, he can get rid of these

If only everyone in the world had a cricket bat (and a ladder)

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harrry · June 4, 2012

Mmmmm Emma Peel look alikes...The only Rigging that should be allowed in Cricket!!

+1

Mmmmm Emma Peel ... ... with you Ploppy 100%

Who is Emma Peel?

(.jpeg file format preferred)

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Wasn'[t she the girl who hung round with a bowler....or was that the hat.

brit1984 · June 4, 2012

I just Googled "Emma Peel" and then selected images.

Given the build-up from you chaps, I had high hopes.

The experience could best be described as a double anti-climax.

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brit1984 · June 4, 2012

...

Do you mean like the infamous Shahid Afridi ball-biting incident?...

I should hope that all of us are above biting balls!!

In which way do you mean "above"?

I had totally misunderstoood that; what a horrific idea, to have a pair of piranha-like knackers in your boxers.

It really doesn't bear thinking about; put your hand in for a quick scratch, and come out with a threefinger instead of a forefinger...

Oh dear oh dear; I'll not sleep well tonight...

SC

TV Cricket

- because the safest balls are leather red ones

Scratching the ball is not allowed by the laws of cricket (remember the infamous Stuart Broad ball-scratching with spikes incident).

Putting the ball in your boxers is not explicitly outlawed by the laws of cricket, but, in my opinion it is contrary to the spirit of the game.

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theblether · June 4, 2012

Ahem, any chance of a quick summary of where we are at? I don't fancy reading 1855 posts on my Blackberry :-)

brit1984 · June 4, 2012

Ahem, any chance of a quick summary of where we are at? I don't fancy reading 1855 posts on my Blackberry :-)

Don't worry, there is actually less than 1700 posts (and you can ignore the ones from Jingthing).

The basic summary, if you really need it, is Thailand Needs Cricket.

theblether · June 4, 2012

Ahem, any chance of a quick summary of where we are at? I don't fancy reading 1855 posts on my Blackberry :-)

Don't worry, there is actually less than 1700 posts (and you can ignore the ones from Jingthing).

The basic summary, if you really need it, is Thailand Needs Cricket.

ROFL......right, I agree!!

David48 · June 4, 2012

So Thai Spa are proud to announce that we will sponsor the Thai Visa cricket team

We have been inspired by the noble objectives of the mission outlined in this thread

We too are focused on helping Thailand; albeit through the power of massage

We chat about contracts (and discounts for members here) at a later date.

Logos ... I need graphics.

PM me please with either Logos or a website.

Discounts for members of the cricket team (and other TV members) are available if requested by PM

With regards to logos and graphics, please see www.sothaispa.com or use your (remarkable) imagination

... Without reading further ... the penny has just dropped ...

Edited June 4, 2012 by David48

David48 · June 4, 2012

Mmmmm Emma Peel look alikes...The only Rigging that should be allowed in Cricket!!

+1

Mmmmm Emma Peel ... ... with you Ploppy 100%

Who is Emma Peel?

(.jpeg file format preferred)

You have been quite inspirational tonight and have maybe solved a question that I had not asked but was curious about ... thank you ...

David48 · June 4, 2012

I just Googled "Emma Peel" and then selected images.

Given the build-up from you chaps, I had high hopes.

The experience could best be described as a double anti-climax.

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Dear brit1984 ... I think that you have fallen foul of reading the scoreboard and not attending the game to understand the context of the score.

4/200 .. is that a good score when afternoon tea is taken?

Well if that's England on a 'green top' at the 'Gabba' on the first day of a test ... (if my birthright was downgraded to that of a Pom) I'd be mighty proud.

However, if that was accumlated on a Mumbai dustbowl ... I'd be thinking <deleted>.

So, to a very very young, testrostorne filled pubesent youth (watching replays) ... Emma Peel was HOT.

Diana Rigg was the Uma Thurman of the day.

OH ... I'll test your theory with the .png file here.

Australia vs Scotland Union test match here

Edited June 4, 2012 by David48

brit1984 · June 4, 2012

You have been quite inspirational tonight and have maybe solved a question that I had not asked but was curious about ... thank you ...

...you wanted to know how to get rid of the pigeons on your roof?...

SoThaiSpa · June 4, 2012

So Thai Spa have reached their quota of positive votes for the day.

However, we would like to re-affirm our support for this thread (and it's underlying cause).

brit1984 · June 4, 2012

I just Googled "Emma Peel" and then selected images.

Given the build-up from you chaps, I had high hopes.

The experience could best be described as a double anti-climax.

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Dear brit1984 ... I think that you have fallen foul of reading the scoreboard and not attending the game to understand the context of the score.

4/200 .. is that a good score when afternoon tea is taken?

Well if that's England on a 'green top' at the 'Gabba' on the first day of a test ... (if my birthright was downgraded to that of a Pom) I'd be mighty proud.

However, if that was accumlated on a Mumbai dustbowl ... I'd be thinking <deleted>.

So, to a very very young, testrostorne filled pubesent youth (watching replays) ... Emma Peel was HOT.

Diana Rigg was the Uma Thurman of the day.

OH ... I'll test your theory with the .png file here.

Australia vs Scotland Union test match here

In my opinion, a borderline <deleted> but nothing particularly special.

Admittedly, I got most of the testosterone out my system a while back.

David48 · June 4, 2012

Diana Rigg was the Uma Thurman of the day.

Australia vs Scotland Union test match here

In my opinion, a borderline <deleted> but nothing particularly special.

Admittedly, I got most of the testosterone out my system a while back.

Hummm ... I maintain that you have not considered the discussion point in the context (the year that this program was produced).

Of all people I thought that you would have understood the Cricketing analogy.

Maybe you did understand ... and 'dismissed' it any way.

EDIT:- Let's move on ...

Edited June 4, 2012 by David48

brit1984 · June 4, 2012

Diana Rigg was the Uma Thurman of the day.

Australia vs Scotland Union test match here

In my opinion, a borderline <deleted> but nothing particularly special.

Admittedly, I got most of the testosterone out my system a while back.

Hummm ... I maintain that you have not considered the discussion point in the context (the year that this program was produced).

Of all people I thought that you would have understood the Cricketing analogy.

Maybe you did understand ... and 'dismissed' it any way.

EDIT:- Let's move on ...

I have shouldered arms and been bowled

Te non intellego

Edited June 4, 2012 by brit1984

StreetCowboy · June 5, 2012

Ahem, any chance of a quick summary of where we are at? I don't fancy reading 1855 posts on my Blackberry :-)

No problem, blether.

Thailand needs cricket, and we are just the team to provide it, because we have -

- Cheerleaders

- a bus

- a coach

- a double-decker

- Cheerleaders

- Two knees

- a pantechnicon

- cheerleaders

- an icecream van

- a Roller (blind, admittedly)

- cheerleaders

- a scooter, if I recall correctly

- cheerleaders

- Two knees

...

the list goes on, and ends with

- Cheerleaders

We have not found any problems we could not solve

(we couldn't find our backsides with a route map, so that's scarecely surprising....)

SC

TV Cricket

- the Team with Two Knees

as well as all of the above

kevjohn · June 5, 2012

Ahem, any chance of a quick summary of where we are at? I don't fancy reading 1855 posts on my Blackberry :-)

No problem, blether.

Thailand needs cricket, and we are just the team to provide it, because we have -

- Cheerleaders

- a bus

- a coach

- a double-decker

- Cheerleaders

- Two knees

- a pantechnicon

- cheerleaders

- an icecream van

- a Roller (blind, admittedly)

- cheerleaders

- a scooter, if I recall correctly

- cheerleaders

- Two knees

...

the list goes on, and ends with

- Cheerleaders

We have not found any problems we could not solve

(we couldn't find our backsides with a route map, so that's scarecely surprising....)

SC

TV Cricket

- the Team with Two Knees

as well as all of the above

And just to clarify what StreetCowboy was saying.....

We have not found any problems with the Cheer Leaders....

harrry · June 5, 2012

Ahem, any chance of a quick summary of where we are at? I don't fancy reading 1855 posts on my Blackberry :-)

No problem, blether.

Thailand needs cricket, and we are just the team to provide it, because we have -

- Cheerleaders

- a bus

- a coach

- a double-decker

- Cheerleaders

- Two knees

- a pantechnicon

- cheerleaders

- an icecream van

- a Roller (blind, admittedly)

- cheerleaders

- a scooter, if I recall correctly

- cheerleaders

- Two knees

...

the list goes on, and ends with

- Cheerleaders

We have not found any problems we could not solve

(we couldn't find our backsides with a route map, so that's scarecely surprising....)

SC

TV Cricket

- the Team with Two Knees

as well as all of the above

And just to clarify what StreetCowboy was saying.....

We have not found any problems with the Cheer Leaders....

But we must continue with the in depth examination.

kevjohn · June 5, 2012

Ahem, any chance of a quick summary of where we are at? I don't fancy reading 1855 posts on my Blackberry :-)

No problem, blether.

Thailand needs cricket, and we are just the team to provide it, because we have -

- Cheerleaders

- a bus

- a coach

- a double-decker

- Cheerleaders

- Two knees

- a pantechnicon

- cheerleaders

- an icecream van

- a Roller (blind, admittedly)

- cheerleaders

- a scooter, if I recall correctly

- cheerleaders

- Two knees

...

the list goes on, and ends with

- Cheerleaders

We have not found any problems we could not solve

(we couldn't find our backsides with a route map, so that's scarecely surprising....)

SC

TV Cricket

- the Team with Two Knees

as well as all of the above

And just to clarify what StreetCowboy was saying.....

We have not found any problems with the Cheer Leaders....

But we must continue with the in depth examination.

Harry...You amase me how you are always on the ball...

And I would like to point out that we have well and truly exceeded the Aussie pensioner's score

http://www.thaivisa....n/page__st__700

And the UK pension score

http://www.thaivisa....on#entry5361976

So guys, all we need to do now is address the Financil Crisis,

http://www.thaivisa....ld#entry5361878

and with help of cricket we will be well on the way to being up there near the top.

So just to add.....when cricket has achieved all for Thailand, then we can take on the world.

Edited June 5, 2012 by kevjohn

brit1984 · June 5, 2012

Ahem, any chance of a quick summary of where we are at? I don't fancy reading 1855 posts on my Blackberry :-)

No problem, blether.

Thailand needs cricket, and we are just the team to provide it, because we have -

- Cheerleaders

- a bus

- a coach

- a double-decker

- Cheerleaders

- Two knees

- a pantechnicon

- cheerleaders

- an icecream van

- a Roller (blind, admittedly)

- cheerleaders

- a scooter, if I recall correctly

- cheerleaders

- Two knees

...

the list goes on, and ends with

- Cheerleaders

We have not found any problems we could not solve

(we couldn't find our backsides with a route map, so that's scarecely surprising....)

SC

TV Cricket

- the Team with Two Knees

as well as all of the above

and (prestigious) sponsors

StreetCowboy · June 5, 2012

Ahem, any chance of a quick summary of where we are at? I don't fancy reading 1855 posts on my Blackberry :-)

No problem, blether.

Thailand needs cricket, and we are just the team to provide it, because we have -

- Cheerleaders

- a bus

- a coach

- a double-decker

- Cheerleaders

- Two knees

- a pantechnicon

- cheerleaders

- an icecream van

- a Roller (blind, admittedly)

- cheerleaders

- a scooter, if I recall correctly

- cheerleaders

- Two knees

...

the list goes on, and ends with

- Cheerleaders

We have not found any problems we could not solve

(we couldn't find our backsides with a route map, so that's scarecely surprising....)

SC

TV Cricket

- the Team with Two Knees

as well as all of the above

And just to clarify what StreetCowboy was saying.....

We have not found any problems with the Cheer Leaders....

But we must continue with the in depth examination.

We recruited Elly Tan (others will provide a reference) as navigator, but when we gave her the route map (and compass) she threw her hands up in despair and said "Why would I even want to find that!" and I think she's head top no.1 cheerleader now

SC

TV - the team with two knees

and an elbow and an ...

wait a minute, I'm sure it was there a moment ago

brit1984 · June 5, 2012

Harry...You amase me how you are always on the ball...

And I would like to point out that we have well and truly exceeded the Aussie pensioer score

http://www.thaivisa....n/page__st__700

And the UK pension score

http://www.thaivisa....on#entry5361976

So guys, all we need to do now is address the Financil Crisis,

http://www.thaivisa....ld#entry5361878

and with help of cricket we will be well on the way to being up there near the top.

So just to add.....when cricket has achieved all for Thailand, then we can take on the world.

In this regard, any suggestions what we should call my (soon to be born) son?...

Al ideas will be considered, and the best names will be discussed with the wife

StreetCowboy · June 5, 2012

...

We have not found any problems we could not solve

(we couldn't find our backsides with a route map, so that's scarecely surprising....)

SC

TV Cricket

- the Team with Two Knees

as well as all of the above

and (prestigious) sponsors

? We couldn't find our backsides with a route map and prestigious sponsors?

I'd have not said that, for fear of losing the sponsors, as well as our backsides...

SC

Doh! He was sitting on it all the time!

brit1984 · June 5, 2012

Ahem, any chance of a quick summary of where we are at? I don't fancy reading 1855 posts on my Blackberry :-)

Don't worry, there is actually less than 1700 posts (and you can ignore the ones from Jingthing).

The basic summary, if you really need it, is Thailand Needs Cricket.

It is also worth mentioning that since the last (official) thread update, we have discussed additional problems that cricket could solve in Thailand, including reducing the murder rate and improving the quality of doughnuts...

harrry · June 5, 2012

Harry...You amase me how you are always on the ball...

And I would like to point out that we have well and truly exceeded the Aussie pensioer score

http://www.thaivisa....n/page__st__700

And the UK pension score

http://www.thaivisa....on#entry5361976

So guys, all we need to do now is address the Financil Crisis,

http://www.thaivisa....ld#entry5361878

and with help of cricket we will be well on the way to being up there near the top.

So just to add.....when cricket has achieved all for Thailand, then we can take on the world.

In this regard, any suggestions what we should call my (soon to be born) son?...

Al ideas will be considered, and the best names will be discussed with the wife

Will have to get a book on good baseball names.

StreetCowboy · June 5, 2012

Harry...You amase me how you are always on the ball...

And I would like to point out that we have well and truly exceeded the Aussie pensioer score

http://www.thaivisa....n/page__st__700

And the UK pension score

http://www.thaivisa....on#entry5361976

So guys, all we need to do now is address the Financil Crisis,

http://www.thaivisa....ld#entry5361878

and with help of cricket we will be well on the way to being up there near the top.

So just to add.....when cricket has achieved all for Thailand, then we can take on the world.

In this regard, any suggestions what we should call my (soon to be born) son?...

Al ideas will be considered, and the best names will be discussed with the wife

Knobby - for the knees. You might choose to give him a prestigious and auspicious name, though, regardless of what you call him

How about Constantine Compton-Brit

SC

kevjohn · June 5, 2012

Harry...You amase me how you are always on the ball...

And I would like to point out that we have well and truly exceeded the Aussie pensioer score

http://www.thaivisa....n/page__st__700

And the UK pension score

http://www.thaivisa....on#entry5361976

So guys, all we need to do now is address the Financil Crisis,

http://www.thaivisa....ld#entry5361878

and with help of cricket we will be well on the way to being up there near the top.

So just to add.....when cricket has achieved all for Thailand, then we can take on the world.

In this regard, any suggestions what we should call my (soon to be born) son?...

Al ideas will be considered, and the best names will be discussed with the wife

Not just the soon to be born son but also his soon to be born in the future brothers...

brit1984 · June 5, 2012

Harry...You amase me how you are always on the ball...

And I would like to point out that we have well and truly exceeded the Aussie pensioer score

http://www.thaivisa....n/page__st__700

And the UK pension score

http://www.thaivisa....on#entry5361976

So guys, all we need to do now is address the Financil Crisis,

http://www.thaivisa....ld#entry5361878

and with help of cricket we will be well on the way to being up there near the top.

So just to add.....when cricket has achieved all for Thailand, then we can take on the world.

In this regard, any suggestions what we should call my (soon to be born) son?...

Al ideas will be considered, and the best names will be discussed with the wife

Not just the soon to be born son but also his soon to be born in the future brothers...

Yes that is why we need many names

brit1984 · June 5, 2012

Harry...You amase me how you are always on the ball...

And I would like to point out that we have well and truly exceeded the Aussie pensioer score

http://www.thaivisa....n/page__st__700

And the UK pension score

http://www.thaivisa....on#entry5361976

So guys, all we need to do now is address the Financil Crisis,

http://www.thaivisa....ld#entry5361878

and with help of cricket we will be well on the way to being up there near the top.

So just to add.....when cricket has achieved all for Thailand, then we can take on the world.

In this regard, any suggestions what we should call my (soon to be born) son?...

Al ideas will be considered, and the best names will be discussed with the wife

Will have to get a book on good baseball names.

Cricket themed names preferred please

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