Thailand Needs Cricket

[brit1984]

I think we need to think more about the Thai cricket league

What should it be called?

Should the teams be provincial or city based?

How many teams should be in the top division?

Should there be promotion and relegation?

How many days should the games be?

Anything else we need to think about?

[kevjohn]

Could this be our new caterer?

Better than cricket sandwiches?

Better than worms on toast?

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A tasty snack for all the family

No

No*

Yes

* Cricket sandwiches are cucumber sandwiches

With plenty of cricket

[kevjohn]

I think we need to think more about the Thai cricket league

What should it be called?

Should the teams be provincial or city based?

How many teams should be in the top division?

Should there be promotion and relegation?

How many days should the games be?

Anything else we need to think about?

Here goes

1 Thai cricket league

2 If, we cant have both then, one or the other.

3 All, if they qualify...but only on you terms.

4 promotion....yes, me ........ relegation...not if it's you

5 However long it takes to play.

6 How did I score.

[kevjohn]

Thailand Needs Cricket

Yeah..tend to forget these things when your on holidays everyday

I try to use that excuse all the time...

Dont say, that you forget thing, Boss.....people will say.."you must be getting old"

[mrtoad]

At the risk of sounding outstandingly boring did you know that!!!..........there is an excellent amatuer cricket 7's tournament held every year in Chiang Mai?.

Very well attended, loads of international teams, and therefore I shall now suggest that next year we should enter a Thaivisa team!!!

It's actually 6's held annually around song kran time.....but a ThaiVisa team perhaps 7 would be the ticket!!!

CM sixes is by invite only, and most of the teams that go there have been going for many years. The Bangkok and HUa HIn Sixes are similar. The ACST events in BKK, Pattaya, Phuket are open entry and are very good fun.

There are two main expat teams in Bangkok , Southerners and Siam CC . Phuket also has a cricket league of a few teams. There are several grounds in BKK Thai CRicket GRound, AIT, Harrow School and POlo Club. Pattaya also has new ground. tHere are also teams in PHuket and Chiang Mai, and social cricket weekly on Koh Chang. Thais and westerners are all involved. Thai cricket has been mainly dominated by Indian Thais, but there are more THais playing with the youth cricket initiatives.

[harrry]

Now that StreetCowboy is exhausted from his League commentary and has hit the sack, brit1984 is also, presumably, catching up on some beauty sleep, kevjohn hasn't brewed his first cuppa (no need to mention the coffee) and the rest of the team are still in the Dressing Room could it be time to discuss this?

World Revolves around Cricket

(Been saving that one for a while)

Indeed scientific evidence like this will be important to back up our case when presenting our plan to the Thai government...

evidence.....?.....stacks of paper true.

[kevjohn]

Now that StreetCowboy is exhausted from his League commentary and has hit the sack, brit1984 is also, presumably, catching up on some beauty sleep, kevjohn hasn't brewed his first cuppa (no need to mention the coffee) and the rest of the team are still in the Dressing Room could it be time to discuss this?

World Revolves around Cricket

(Been saving that one for a while)

Indeed scientific evidence like this will be important to back up our case when presenting our plan to the Thai government...

evidence.....?.....stacks of paper true.

And, dont forget, all those stacks of paper are to be photocopied 3 times

[harrry]

Now that StreetCowboy is exhausted from his League commentary and has hit the sack, brit1984 is also, presumably, catching up on some beauty sleep, kevjohn hasn't brewed his first cuppa (no need to mention the coffee) and the rest of the team are still in the Dressing Room could it be time to discuss this?

World Revolves around Cricket

(Been saving that one for a while)

Indeed scientific evidence like this will be important to back up our case when presenting our plan to the Thai government...

evidence.....?.....stacks of paper true.

And, dont forget, all those stacks of paper are to be photocopied 3 times

not the ones with the metalic threads through them that are delivered in a cake box.

[brit1984]

I think we need to think more about the Thai cricket league

What should it be called?

Should the teams be provincial or city based?

How many teams should be in the top division?

Should there be promotion and relegation?

How many days should the games be?

Anything else we need to think about?

Here goes

1 Thai cricket league

2 If, we cant have both then, one or the other.

3 All, if they qualify...but only on you terms.

4 promotion....yes, me ........ relegation...not if it's you

5 However long it takes to play.

6 How did I score.

Very good logical answers

It seems you have been infected by the Thai's "up to you" disease

As explained earlier this will be cured by cricket

[brit1984]

At the risk of sounding outstandingly boring did you know that!!!..........there is an excellent amatuer cricket 7's tournament held every year in Chiang Mai?.

Very well attended, loads of international teams, and therefore I shall now suggest that next year we should enter a Thaivisa team!!!

It's actually 6's held annually around song kran time.....but a ThaiVisa team perhaps 7 would be the ticket!!!

CM sixes is by invite only, and most of the teams that go there have been going for many years. The Bangkok and HUa HIn Sixes are similar. The ACST events in BKK, Pattaya, Phuket are open entry and are very good fun.

There are two main expat teams in Bangkok , Southerners and Siam CC . Phuket also has a cricket league of a few teams. There are several grounds in BKK Thai CRicket GRound, AIT, Harrow School and POlo Club. Pattaya also has new ground. tHere are also teams in PHuket and Chiang Mai, and social cricket weekly on Koh Chang. Thais and westerners are all involved. Thai cricket has been mainly dominated by Indian Thais, but there are more THais playing with the youth cricket initiatives.

New batsman...

All very interesting, thanks for all the information

Do you bat or bowl? (or keep wicket?)

[kevjohn]

I think we need to think more about the Thai cricket league

What should it be called?

Should the teams be provincial or city based?

How many teams should be in the top division?

Should there be promotion and relegation?

How many days should the games be?

Anything else we need to think about?

Here goes

1 Thai cricket league

2 If, we cant have both then, one or the other.

3 All, if they qualify...but only on you terms.

4 promotion....yes, me ........ relegation...not if it's you

5 However long it takes to play.

6 How did I score.

Very good logical answers

It seems you have been infected by the Thai's "up to you" disease

As explained earlier this will be cured by cricket

Boss, it "Up to you" if you think I've been infected but I'm pleased that you think (2) I'm logical.

[kevjohn]

Well guys

Time for me to front up at the crease and face another ball.

Have me sights set on a ton x 10 so need to settle in, play the ball well and score some singles.

Like to thank all my batting partners that have stood behind beside me, or were ever, and helped me achive this score

in my first cricket match, while helping to promote why "Thailand Needs Cricket".

If anyone wishes to critisize my way of playing, feel free.

I can only learn when I am corrected.

So let em come...sort..long...high....low or whatever, but mainly "what ever"

[brit1984]

Well guys

Time for me to front up at the crease and face another ball.

Have me sights set on a ton x 10 so need to settle in, play the ball well and score some singles.

Like to thank all my batting partners that have stood behind beside me, or were ever, and helped me achive this score

in my first cricket match, while helping to promote why "Thailand Needs Cricket".

If anyone wishes to critisize my way of playing, feel free.

I can only learn when I am corrected.

So let em come...sort..long...high....low or whatever, but mainly "what ever"

What shot would you play to a beamer?...

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

[kevjohn]

Well guys

Time for me to front up at the crease and face another ball.

Have me sights set on a ton x 10 so need to settle in, play the ball well and score some singles.

Like to thank all my batting partners that have stood behind beside me, or were ever, and helped me achive this score

in my first cricket match, while helping to promote why "Thailand Needs Cricket".

If anyone wishes to critisize my way of playing, feel free.

I can only learn when I am corrected.

So let em come...sort..long...high....low or whatever, but mainly "what ever"

What shot would you play to a beamer?...

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

What ever you recommend Boss....

[kevjohn]

Would that be a long or a short beamer?...

[harrry]

with or without top

[StreetCowboy]

Well guys

Time for me to front up at the crease and face another ball.

Have me sights set on a ton x 10 so need to settle in, play the ball well and score some singles.

Like to thank all my batting partners that have stood behind beside me, or were ever, and helped me achive this score

in my first cricket match, while helping to promote why "Thailand Needs Cricket".

If anyone wishes to critisize my way of playing, feel free.

I can only learn when I am corrected.

So let em come...sort..long...high....low or whatever, but mainly "what ever"

What shot would you play to a beamer?...

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Put the headlights in with your steel toe cap boots and warn him not to come back unless he's got the money

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While you've still got two knees

[StreetCowboy]

...

evidence.....?.....stacks of paper true.

And, dont forget, all those stacks of paper are to be photocopied 3 times

not the ones with the metalic threads through them that are delivered in a cake box.

Obviously a man that knows how to look after his knees

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While you still have two knees

[kevjohn]

Well guys

Time for me to front up at the crease and face another ball.

Have me sights set on a ton x 10 so need to settle in, play the ball well and score some singles.

Like to thank all my batting partners that have stood behind beside me, or were ever, and helped me achive this score

in my first cricket match, while helping to promote why "Thailand Needs Cricket".

If anyone wishes to critisize my way of playing, feel free.

I can only learn when I am corrected.

So let em come...sort..long...high....low or whatever, but mainly "what ever"

What shot would you play to a beamer?...

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Put the headlights in with your steel toe cap boots and warn him not to come back unless he's got the money

SC

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While you've still got two knees

Steel toe flip flops OK?

[harrry]

Well guys

Time for me to front up at the crease and face another ball.

Have me sights set on a ton x 10 so need to settle in, play the ball well and score some singles.

Like to thank all my batting partners that have stood behind beside me, or were ever, and helped me achive this score

in my first cricket match, while helping to promote why "Thailand Needs Cricket".

If anyone wishes to critisize my way of playing, feel free.

I can only learn when I am corrected.

So let em come...sort..long...high....low or whatever, but mainly "what ever"

What shot would you play to a beamer?...

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Put the headlights in with your steel toe cap boots and warn him not to come back unless he's got the money

SC

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While you've still got two knees

Steel toe flip flops OK?

As long as you use the spikes to score the paintwork too.

[kevjohn]

This is becoming a little overbearing....

[harrry]

.".on bushes or under debris in sandy tropical areas near water. They are slender crickets, 5 to 13 mm long, wingless or with small wings, and are covered with translucent scales that rub off easily. Sword-bearing, or winged bush, crickets (subfamily Trigonidiinae) are 4 to 9 mm long and brown and possess a sword-shaped ovipositor. They are characteristically found in bushes near a pond."

"sword-bearing cricket". Encyclopædia Britannica. Encyclopædia Britannica Online.

Encyclopædia Britannica Inc., 2012. Web. 09 Jun. 2012

<http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/577396/sword-bearing-cricket>.

I hope these are not the crickets Thailand needs.

[kevjohn]

As long as you use the spikes to score the paintwork too.

I'll do that just for you SC.

[kevjohn]

.".on bushes or under debris in sandy tropical areas near water. They are slender crickets, 5 to 13 mm long, wingless or with small wings, and are covered with translucent scales that rub off easily. Sword-bearing, or winged bush, crickets (subfamily Trigonidiinae) are 4 to 9 mm long and brown and possess a sword-shaped ovipositor. They are characteristically found in bushes near a pond."

"sword-bearing cricket". Encyclopædia Britannica. Encyclopædia Britannica Online.

Encyclopædia Britannica Inc., 2012. Web. 09 Jun. 2012

<http://www.britannic...bearing-cricket>.

I hope these are not the crickets Thailand needs.

Harry, it's 11.30pm here, so it will have to agree with you.

[kevjohn]

Thanks for that effort guys... ...

[StreetCowboy]

...What shot would you play to a beamer?...

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Put the headlights in with your steel toe cap boots and warn him not to come back unless he's got the money

SC

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While you've still got two knees

Steel toe flip flops OK?

As long as you use the spikes to score the paintwork too.

I don't think he'll be parking round here again...

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I think you'll find that space is reserved for the Roller

Edit: What kind of a numpty has "King Kong" for a number plate?...

[harrry]

120 in 24 hrs

at this rate we need 65 days to reach the 10000 interim target for this innings.

[kevjohn]

120 in 24 hrs

at this rate we need 65 days to reach the 10000 interim target for this innings.

Nock it over easy, Harry...

[StreetCowboy]

120 in 24 hrs

at this rate we need 65 days to reach the 10000 interim target for this innings.

Nock it over easy, Harry...

There'll be plenty of running when King Kong sees what you boys have done to his motor...

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Know when to run...

West Indies 109 - 3, by the way

[harrry]

120 in 24 hrs

at this rate we need 65 days to reach the 10000 interim target for this innings.

Nock it over easy, Harry...

There'll be plenty of running when King Kong sees what you boys have done to his motor...

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Know when to run...

Now you tell us who's motor it was.