Baan Totster... Den Of Iniquity...

[jayenram]

I didn't mean you were gay LJ, merely that you like to slip in unnoticed.

You're making it worse, toaster!

[Wolfie]

nope,i'm staying home to watch tittanic again!!

Can you do so Quietly please, your scareing away the locals who also happen to be my food source

[Glauka]

Hey LJ I have said nothing to you...

well now is my time to get out the dirty clothes LJ Like to dress like Fraulein Maria and sing all the songs of Sound of music...but the worst is he pays people to pretend they are the children of Von trapp family...

(BTW there is not more 50-50 deal between you and me...)

[Jeff1]

So Lovejoy is gay huh ? ( not like there is anything wrong with that . Not my cup of tea . )

Good for you " comming "out here on TV .

[Totster]

well... it's not called "den of Iniquity" for nothing i 'spose..

Who would have thought a simple remark about using a back door would have been twisted around and used against a member like it has...

Shocking..

totster

[elsie]

I blame Yorky for this.

[redrus]

"Slip in unnoticed"....!

"Home to watch Titanic"....!

I don't know where to turn...., Not sure if this is my mug of coffee either Jeff.

"well... it's not called "den of Iniquity" for nothing i 'spose".. ermm.gif

Can't fault you on that Totster....

redrus

[Totster]

Ok... it's new day.. lets move on..

It was so nice to see Khall in here... but we're still missing kayo..

the mossies are out in force this morning, nipping my ankles.. or is that Wolfie... ?

Anyway... all are welcome, come and join the fun... but lets move on,

totster

[Wolfie]

I dont usually go for the ankles... i usually go for the jugular

[Patsycat]

I've been waiting for two days for my bloody mary....

[Totster]

I've been waiting for two days for my bloody mary....

You can have her when Wolfie has finished... may not be much blood left though !

totster

[Patsycat]

I don't want his second hand cast offs. And he will probably have drunk all the vodka so it will only be a virgin mary...

[Wolfie]

I don't want his second hand cast offs. And he will probably have drunk all the vodka so it will only be a virgin mary...

We can always share Patsycat... i dont mind shareing my blood supply with friends

[Glauka]

hold on hold on !

uf!!! sorry patsycat I had to go and buy few things we were run out of...

...

your bloddy mary will be ready in a few minutes...

wolfie is everything ok,?

do you want me to get you a virgin or something?

Does anyone else need anything? a drink? a girl? a coat?

[Wolfie]

Your neck would be ideal, Glauka...

I've not had a drop of latino for quite some time!

[Glauka]

but wolfie if you suck the blood out me i won´t be able to work for few days and i will become a vampire and i don´t want to...

anyway i have been drinking too many shandies in the last few days so you may not like the taste of my blood...

you can may sucks kayo´s blood I don´t think he is latino but he is in contact with them so you may find his blood tasteful...

Hello kayo

How are you doing encanto?

[Patsycat]

At last!!! Some service around here... what would we do without Glauka?? By the way Glauka, I liked the pics of dancing with bagpipes - is that you?

[Glauka]

At last!!! Some service around here... what would we do without Glauka?? By the way Glauka, I liked the pics of dancing with bagpipes - is that you?

yes is me

[kayo]

Here it is folks.... the most eagerly awaiting follow on to the infamous Baan kayo thread....

Welcome one, welcome all, the doors are there, and the drinks are cold. The ladies warm and the host a gentleman.. (almost)

With the utmost respect to kayo, he gets a platinum members card and can use the special VIP side door...

The usual suspects (you know who you are) get the gold card and can use the vip front entrance...

The rest of you have to queue up at the normal door, apart from Lovejoy who can enter through the back door..

Jayenram may have trouble getting in unless he can prove he won't start a poll, we're not really worried whether he is vertical or horizontal though..

I guess the point of this thread is the same as before....

So come on.... get your handbags and gladrags ... and join the gathering

totster

quick edit.. Note for Alex : - There is a dungeon, but try not to make too much noise.. thanks !

Really really Warm Fuzzy Feeeeeeeeeling Totster

Not a Tripper, not a Cliquer, not a Hareem girl and could only find a closed door at the Den of Iniquity.

I'm going to the Pets forum to see if anyone wants to start a kennel club.

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Can I be admitted at your kennel old croc? I love animals...

Wash your hands between jobs though, won´t you?

I have to say kayo ran a much better harem

Totsters house of ill repute is just anarchy

Tots is a married man, wolfie is in the basement sucking puss out of Alex’s varooka's, old croc is humping the leg of a stool, yorky is drinking out of the toilet again, glauka is trying to sell people back their own coats from the cloak room, the moog is running around singing Muppet songs, redrus is stealing pints and they all keep making fun of me

Every get up, everybody get down, everybody go in through the backdoor!!!

[khall64au]

Just as I was about to leave TV forever............. Kayo rides in to save the day!!!!!!!!!! Krazy Krown you!

for my favourest posters: Kayo, Totster, Lovejoy, Bambina & Glauka! Wub U all!!!!!!!!!!!

[Totster]

Wooo Hooo... kayo is back... i'd almost given up hope...

Kayo rides in to save the day!!!!!!!!!! Krazy Krown you!

... like a clown in shining armour.. :biggrin:

totster :biggrin:

[Glauka]

Just as I was about to leave TV forever............. Kayo rides in to save the day!!!!!!!!!! Krazy Krown you!

for my favourest posters: Kayo, Totster, Lovejoy, Bambina & Glauka! Wub U all!!!!!!!!!!!

OH khall please don´t go!!!!! pleaaaaasssseeee!!!!

[Patsycat]

Come on, come on, you guys we are way down on the list and its Saturday nite. Where are you all? I'm all dolled up with nowhere to go and i got my dress out of moth balls and everything...

[Glauka]

i think boys are watching football so don´t bother too much with the make up Patsy...they won´t see you even if you walk naked with a watermelon in your head...

you can help me to serve the drinks if you want to....

[Kupal]

Well I wondn't try the watermelon trick.... Wolfie is hungry and could take the juice for blood and suck you dry....

[Patsycat]

Or I may be mistaken for Udon avatar!!! God forbid, they may banish me to THE SHED!!

Ok Glauka, I shall leave my war paint at home and bring my tray and serve drinkies.

[Jeff1]

i think boys are watching football so don´t bother too much with the make up Patsy...they won´t see you even if you walk naked with a watermelon in your head...

you can help me to serve the drinks if you want to....

That I might notice .

I'll have a Jack Danels on the rocks

[Patsycat]

We'll make it a double as you are the only one here, but don't tell or we may be fired..

[Wolfie]

Someone called?

[elsie]

Nope. False alarm.