Services For Foreigners

[nortex]

We offer services in Thailand to Ease foreigner who are both new or have been travelling to Thailand for quite some time.

1) For Pretty Acquaintance.

2) For A translator in Bangkok.

3) Planning for your trip in Thailand with a non-ripped off itinerary.

4) Tutoring Thai language to foreigner.

5) Looking for Cars, Condos, or Apartment, and Hotels to prevent getting ripped off.

6) Getting documents sorted to ease your stay.

7) Finding you the best deals, voucher for spas, hotels, and etc.

Other services are available to ease your stay. We want foreigners to feel like home and we could offer you the best possible guidelines. Other services are available upon your request. Please do not hesitate to contact us:

[brit1984]

How much?

[theblether]

Sorry no foreigners here, we're all farangs.....

5,4,3,2,1.....

[nortex]

Prices for the services varies. Please call us about your request.

[SimonD]

This is the third spam in the last two hours - Mods! Wake up!

[brit1984]

Do you accept payment by Thai Visa "likes"?

[SimonD]

They have waited until no mods are listed below as monitoring the forum. Obviously down time somewhere.

[brit1984]

They have waited until no mods are listed below as monitoring the forum. Obviously down time somewhere.

Cheeky monkeys

[brit1984]

They have waited until no mods are listed below as monitoring the forum. Obviously down time somewhere.

Maybe they have the Mods tied up in an abandoned warehouse

[endure]

Mods are volunteers. They don't get paid. They watch the forum when they can. It's 3am in Thailand at the moment. The spam has been reported.

[brit1984]

nortex is doomed

[endure]

Eventually

[phuturatica]

I love how they keep specifying that they want to help you not get ripped off!

[David48]

I love how they keep specifying that they want to help you not get ripped off!

Speaking of timing ... phuturatica for a Lassie in Thailand ... it is 3am ... a lady of the night ... said tounge in cheek of course.

[SimonD]

I'll be reasonable. The mods can go unharmed in return for 20,000 likes in unmarked bills...

[brit1984]

I wonder what they mean by "Other services are available upon your request"

[Jingthing]

Ironic post withdrawn.

[SimonD]

Ironic post withdrawn.

C'mon, this thread will be toast before long. What was it you were going to say...?

[brit1984]

_P^RaCTICEpO_S^t

[Jingthing]

Ironic post withdrawn.

C'mon, this thread will be toast before long. What was it you were going to say...?

Honestly, I posted a sample classic Nigerian scam letter, but I thought the better of it.

[smokie36]

They have waited until no mods are listed below as monitoring the forum. Obviously down time somewhere.

Maybe they have the Mods tied up in an abandoned warehouse

They can borrow my signed Ken Dodd tickle stick....

[brit1984]

They have waited until no mods are listed below as monitoring the forum. Obviously down time somewhere.

Maybe they have the Mods tied up in an abandoned warehouse

They can borrow my signed Ken Dodd tickle stick....

No need for perverted metaphors

[smokie36]

They have waited until no mods are listed below as monitoring the forum. Obviously down time somewhere.

Maybe they have the Mods tied up in an abandoned warehouse

They can borrow my signed Ken Dodd tickle stick....

No need for perverted metaphors

"You came like a comet, blazing your trail, too high too far too soon...."

[theblether]

The longest 5,4,3,2,1 in history.....

[brit1984]

This thread has potential

[David48]

They have waited until no mods are listed below as monitoring the forum. Obviously down time somewhere.

Maybe they have the Mods tied up in an abandoned warehouse

They can borrow my signed Ken Dodd tickle stick....

smokie36 ... I had to Google that to see what you were referring to.

Now I wish I hadn't!

[theblether]

By the way, magners and ice is delicious, it's just the perfect drink during hot weather. When I leave the pub i!m going for a chicken pakora and deep fried pepporoni pizza

[smokie36]

The longest 5,4,3,2,1 in history.....

Do you really want to see this one in the dusty bin?

[smokie36]

By the way, magners and ice is delicious, it's just the perfect drink during hot weather. When I leave the pub i!m going for a chicken pakora and deep fried pepporoni pizza

That was totally uncalled for.

[smokie36]

By the way, magners and ice is delicious, it's just the perfect drink during hot weather. When I leave the pub i!m going for a chicken pakora and deep fried pepporoni pizza

That was totally uncalled for.

OK...can I have half the pakora?