The old pacifist just got an email subscription to guns.com. Which one of you jokers put me on that list? (Hehe) I’m going to keep the sub(machine) just because it will remind me how nutsey the US is. Mao said: “Power comes out of the barrel of a gun.” This has become a high art in America. Here you can buy not only sophisticated handguns, sniper rifles, single-shot machine guns convertible to fully automatic, silencers (discreetly named “suppressors”) and even what, to my entirely inexperienced eye, looks like a bazooka or a rocket launcher. Some hold 30 rounds. (Is that a lot?) One stop shopping! Whoo-ee, Boys! We’re gonna see some shock and awe tonight! And the prices, too, are amazingly affordable. War weapon of some kind is only $499.99, another only $209.99. I could scrape that up from the change jar near the door. ATI, Radical Firearms, Century Arms, Beretta, Glock, Rost Martin, Keltec (gold!), Dickinson, Tokarev,Gforce, Springfield Armory. Staff picks this week are a Hechler & Koch short machine gun, Sig Sauer, Ruger A 1000-round wooden case of ammunition discounted to 500 bucks! While we’re here, how about a Sparrow or a Pipsqueak silencer? When they write “Magazines on Sale”, they don’t mean samizdat ‘zines. “Own a piece of history. Protect you freedom.” 750,000 firearms sold, 300,000 firearms in stock, hassle-free paperwork, fast shipping.” Of course, you have to say you’re over 18 to look at the website. That’s a 12th grader. Comes with a free swastika for every buyer! Guns.com calls their salesmen (of course, they’re men!) “rangemasters”. I don’t think they mean shooting range. It’s how far a weapon can off someone. On second thought, maybe I won’t stayed subscribed. I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat burgers. I’m an ex-American. If Yanks want to kill each other, I won’t get in the middle. Let God sort 'em out. Come top think of it, these are dick substitutes, made of metal Ah, they don’t have an unsubscribe option! Guns, guns, guns… There’s no other country in the world that has this kind of gun freedom—even in warzones! The delusion is that it makes Americans feel superior to all those other people. After all, everywhere but the US is just a <deleted>-hole country. The President said so! I don’t think we can ever change this gun-nut state of mind short of a complete fascist takeover where the govt is afraid of the citizens in armed revolt. Meanwhile, how do we put these companies making a profit off death out of business? A Palestine Action for arms manufacturers…
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