On the skytrain today I just happened to notice five ladies wearing leopard print articles within ten metres of me at the same time and believe it or not two of them had gold and silver mixed in their accessories.

There were also two Thai couples in solid full-body clinches, and one tom/dee couple blatently poking tickling and ass-grabbing, while literally cooing at each other.

They all seemed to be under 25, but I didn't notice any of their fellow passengers darting killer glances of disapproval at them.

I was both offended and disgusted.

All the couples including one or more farang in sight weren't touching each other.

God it's difficult being a celebrity eh.

Hey, don't ask me, I just take it in my stride!

Kind regards,

God

@Aneliane

I didn't try to prove I'm better than everybody else, you did, so cough up.

Dress like a local your age and your status

I did that and got nicked for impersonating a Khon Kaen police colonel with a 19 year old mia noi and a security guard company on the side.