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Why Do Thai People Hate Monkeys So Much?

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Given your clear hatred of all other humans (especially Thai nationals) I am becoming more and more convinced that you are an alien.

I suppose an alien could be in two places at the same time.

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Thanks for the compliments, I do believe in the power of OMNIPRESENCE......

I don't hate ALL people, just most of you that have no purpose in life.

Good luck on your drowned farms and properties your ignorant minds

have purchased in the land of smiles......

Can I bring lions back into this ?

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Over 1100 views in 24 hours, well ANY publicity is GOOD publicity right, and YES my son, STAY AWAY FROM SUNDERLAND, its a dark landfill of serial killers and factories of hate..

Over 1100 views in 24 hours, well ANY publicity is GOOD publicity right, and YES my son, STAY AWAY FROM SUNDERLAND, its a dark landfill of serial killers and factories of hate..

Don't mention Middlesboro or the BONGO CLUB

I have 2 monkies...there is a thread on them somewhere....quite technical so don't search for it unless you want high level literature.

The boy got out the other day....we have a rat killing dog and I was very surprised the little bugger had the smarts to travel over the destruction zone of the dogs and come to the back door and knock......I let him in and he jumped up on my shoulder and started rubbing his penis on my neck....its only a little penis so doesn't really matter.....but I was very musky for the rest of the day and the missus kept hanging around me.

Anyway, took him back home via a piggy back ride and in he went....he has bitten me a few times in the past....but so has the wife...and my daughter.

I am a huge believer in captured animals....as long as they are cared for, not mistreated and captive bred....it has 2 purposes, a bank for the future and as an educational purpose.

People that see and if possible get close to these animals to touch and feel....even get peed on....tend to remember it and instead of just palming off the sight of an endangered species and its habitat, they may have a more concerned and interested approach to it, that they would not have if they were completely ignorant to a close encounter......but it is all dependant on the care of the animal.

Thanks for the compliments, I do believe in the power of OMNIPRESENCE......

I don't hate ALL people, just most of you that have no purpose in life.

Good luck on your drowned farms and properties your ignorant minds

have purchased in the land of smiles......

Good luck to you too. I hope you find a way out of this wicked world shortly.

Did we ever discover why Thai's hate monkeys at all ?

I don't hate ALL people, just most of you that have no purpose in life.

Good luck on your drowned farms and properties your ignorant minds

have purchased in the land of smiles......

Can I interest you in a book about how to make friends.

I don't hate ALL people, just most of you that have no purpose in life.

Good luck on your drowned farms and properties your ignorant minds

have purchased in the land of smiles......

Can I interest you in a book about how to make friends.

They say that politics is the art of being able to tell some one to go F them selves, in such a way that they say thank you.

Ananda has elevated the art to a level where he can talk about a subject everyone agrees on, in such a way that they tell him to go F him self.laugh.png

I don't hate ALL people, just most of you that have no purpose in life.

Good luck on your drowned farms and properties your ignorant minds

have purchased in the land of smiles......

Can I interest you in a book about how to make friends.

They say that politics is the art of being able to tell some one to go F them selves, in such a way that they say thank you.

Ananda has elevated the art to a level where he can talk about a subject everyone agrees on, in such a way that they tell him to go F him self.laugh.png

LOL

Yep he has a wonderful way with words. Most people understand the importance of preserving Earth's species and habitat, and I would say most people on this forum are horrified with Thailand's total lack of understanding and effort in protecting the very few natural populations they have left. But talk to the OP 5 minutes and you feel like buying a shotgun and chainsaw.

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I keep telling you on almost every thread, i am not senile unlike some who seem to forget what they wrote from time to time and from topic to topic.

i know what i wrote so you do not need to write it for me each and every timethumbsup.gif , but in case if i forget i can always scroll back 2 posts, so again no need to re-write itbeatdeadhorse.gif

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I can't believe you hit a dog that size when he was sleeping. You'd have been better to let sleeping dogs lie.

To be honest, I'm surprised at you being cruel to a dog at all, as man's best friend; only friend, for many of our fellow posters *

Now a monkey, I can well believe you might beat, or even hang, particularly if it was a French spy. It would be lucky to get off with a good spanking (Can I say 'get off' on the internet?)

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*Ah'vegoatanimaginarydug

RIBB

I might be wrong, but isn't that supposed to be "flogging a dead horse"?

Ye'z have all got entirely the wrong end of the stick, by the way.

The expression you're thinking of is "flogging a dead donkey", which, as explained here, means 'an act of mischievious trickery, though one which might possibly fall marginally short of criminal misrepresentation and fraud".

I worry about you chaps that don't know your ass from your horse.

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Over 1100 views in 24 hours, well ANY publicity is GOOD publicity right, and YES my son, STAY AWAY FROM SUNDERLAND, its a dark landfill of serial killers and factories of hate..

Don't mention Middlesboro or the BONGO CLUB

I couldn't stop myself replying to that but at least I could strangle the words before they made it to the page.

I was only ever there once. Bob Mortimer used to drink in the Empire, so I was told, though I was never there at the same time as he.

Its a nice area just south of there, though, up in the hills overlooking the flarestacks, with the rural countryside to your back. And perhaps if the OP was to spend more time in the open spaces around our mills of production, he would see how nature's beauty and serenity co-exists with the wheels of industry, instead of damning the technology and society that has liberated him, seeking to tear down order and restore us to the primeval anarchy from whichwe dragged ourselves thousands of years ago

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I don't hate ALL people, just most of you that have no purpose in life.

Good luck on your drowned farms and properties your ignorant minds

have purchased in the land of smiles......

Can I interest you in a book about how to make friends.

They say that politics is the art of being able to tell some one to go F them selves, in such a way that they say thank you.

Ananda has elevated the art to a level where he can talk about a subject everyone agrees on, in such a way that they tell him to go F him self.laugh.png

LOL

Yep he has a wonderful way with words. Most people understand the importance of preserving Earth's species and habitat, and I would say most people on this forum are horrified with Thailand's total lack of understanding and effort in protecting the very few natural populations they have left. But talk to the OP 5 minutes and you feel like buying a shotgun and chainsaw.

He has actually put the cause back 20 years in Thailand already. One has to wonder if that was his purpose all along to sabotage the conservationists.

By the way, the Imam explained to me that 'flogging a dead donkey' means 'attempting a seemingly impossible task, which can be achieved with an innovative approach'; in other words, why flog a dead donkey when you can raffle it.

I'm told that the OP has gone on holiday, so I'm hoping for a postcard.

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That'slovely. Ahhopehegoessomewhairnice. AhlikeRedcar; or,ifhe'sgotadowneronmonkeys, Hartlepool

I have had many a pleasant evening in Seton Carew, though I've never been in to Hartlepool town.

Seaton Carew, y'eejitye. Whairdidyoulearntaespell?

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I keep telling you on almost every thread, i am not senile unlike some who seem to forget what they wrote from time to time and from topic to topic.

i know what i wrote so you do not need to write it for me each and every timethumbsup.gif , but in case if i forget i can always scroll back 2 posts, so again no need to re-write itbeatdeadhorse.gif

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I can't believe you hit a dog that size when he was sleeping. You'd have been better to let sleeping dogs lie.

To be honest, I'm surprised at you being cruel to a dog at all, as man's best friend; only friend, for many of our fellow posters *

Now a monkey, I can well believe you might beat, or even hang, particularly if it was a French spy. It would be lucky to get off with a good spanking (Can I say 'get off' on the internet?)

SC

*Ah'vegoatanimaginarydug

RIBB

I might be wrong, but isn't that supposed to be "flogging a dead horse"?

Ye'z have all got entirely the wrong end of the stick, by the way.

The expression you're thinking of is "flogging a dead donkey", which, as explained here, means 'an act of mischievious trickery, though one which might possibly fall marginally short of criminal misrepresentation and fraud".

I worry about you chaps that don't know your ass from your horse.

SC

Rubbish. The expression is either "flogging (or beating) a dead horse.and it means trying to resuscitate a lost cause. Do a Google search. You don't know your ass from your elbow.

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I can't believe you hit a dog that size when he was sleeping. You'd have been better to let sleeping dogs lie.

To be honest, I'm surprised at you being cruel to a dog at all, as man's best friend; only friend, for many of our fellow posters *

Now a monkey, I can well believe you might beat, or even hang, particularly if it was a French spy. It would be lucky to get off with a good spanking (Can I say 'get off' on the internet?)

SC

*Ah'vegoatanimaginarydug

RIBB

I might be wrong, but isn't that supposed to be "flogging a dead horse"?

Ye'z have all got entirely the wrong end of the stick, by the way.

The expression you're thinking of is "flogging a dead donkey", which, as explained here, means 'an act of mischievious trickery, though one which might possibly fall marginally short of criminal misrepresentation and fraud".

I worry about you chaps that don't know your ass from your horse.

SC

Rubbish. The expression is either "flogging (or beating) a dead horse.and it means trying to resuscitate a lost cause. Do a Google search. You don't know your ass from your elbow.

Someone named giddyup should know.

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Ye'z have all got entirely the wrong end of the stick, by the way.

The expression you're thinking of is "flogging a dead donkey", which, as explained here, means 'an act of mischievious trickery, though one which might possibly fall marginally short of criminal misrepresentation and fraud".

I worry about you chaps that don't know your ass from your horse.

SC

Rubbish. The expression is either "flogging (or beating) a dead horse.and it means trying to resuscitate a lost cause. Do a Google search. You don't know your ass from your elbow.

Someone named giddyup should know.

The point is, that if his horse is dead, with one phone call, he could ride it, in the back of the van, all the way to the glue factory, (or the burger bar, if in France) rather than trying harder with his spurs.

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samsiam

Yeah, I do. Getting one's point across on this forum is sometimes like flogging a dead horse.

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The last ride for old times sake.

I got a horse from the glue factory once.

Thailand really is a melting pot for pathetic old western consumerism addicts with shallow minds and diseased bar chicks climbing on there viagra diving dicks until they end up like Taksins bowel movements......

Not just bar chicks. Many pathetic old westerners "upgrade" to unwanted barmaids and waitresses and shop assistants.

Skype. Western Union. Viagara.

I won't comment on "Taksin's bowel movements".

Thailand really is a melting pot for pathetic old western consumerism addicts with shallow minds and diseased bar chicks climbing on there viagra diving dicks until they end up like Taksins bowel movements......

Not just bar chicks. Many pathetic old westerners "upgrade" to unwanted barmaids and waitresses and shop assistants.

Skype. Western Union. Viagara.

I won't comment on "Taksin's bowel movements".

Its marevellous the way technology lets us live the dream

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Thailand really is a melting pot for pathetic old western consumerism addicts with shallow minds and diseased bar chicks climbing on there viagra diving dicks until they end up like Taksins bowel movements......

Not just bar chicks. Many pathetic old westerners "upgrade" to unwanted barmaids and waitresses and shop assistants.

Skype. Western Union. Viagara.

I won't comment on "Taksin's bowel movements".

Its marevellous the way technology lets us live the dream

SC

What dream is that?

Thailand really is a melting pot for pathetic old western consumerism addicts with shallow minds and diseased bar chicks climbing on there viagra diving dicks until they end up like Taksins bowel movements......

Not just bar chicks. Many pathetic old westerners "upgrade" to unwanted barmaids and waitresses and shop assistants.

Skype. Western Union. Viagara.

I won't comment on "Taksin's bowel movements".

Its marevellous the way technology lets us live the dream

SC

What dream is that?

Whatever dream you have. A lot of guys dream of moving to Thailand. Thanks to aeroplanes and internet banking, that's quite possible. Others dream of talking to anonymous strangers, thousands of miles away (or perhaps next door)...

Dreams mostly need a touch of reality. Like money.

Dreams mostly need a touch of reality. Like money.

and technology.

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