MrsMills Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 I am trying to get a system of wearing different coloured underpants on different days of the week, I am torn between the choices for Monday, white green or blue, I am at my wits end trying to come to this decision, I am seeking help here. Thanks guys, this is very important to me and I appreciate your help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Such a simple solution! Wear all 3! green on your head White where they normally are worn Blue half way down your legs! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkockney Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 White after a heavy weekend might not be a good choice? Cider drinkers will no doubt know what I mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Wow you have three pairs. I only have one pair and they are brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
submaniac Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Underpants? Real men don't wear underpants! Real men go commando 24/7!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 I wear yellow everyday of the week...or so my wife says. I blame the coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 I wear for under what I am told to wear ... OH ... this advice ... How to Pick the Right Thong ... might lift your spirits though ... Apparently there are 12 in the series! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Bookman has given an excellent suggestion, though you might prefer to discard the oldest class of underwear, so that you could dispense with the pair worn half-way down the legs, which might prove restricting (and, dare I say it, may also look ridiculous). Its important to wear a decent choice of pants (kegs, to make it clear to our transatlantic cousins) for the sake of the neighbours (lest they see more than they want) and for the attending paramedics, should you get struck by a bus (or other large motor vehicle) and they have to undress you while unconscious (you, not them - I struggle to see how an unconscious paramedic would be much use to anyone at the scene of an incident). So if your pants (kegs) are not fit to be worn as headgear, they're probably only fit for the bin. You may recall the scene in the film "An Everlasting Piece" in which the ladies of the household wear knickers (pants) on their heads... If the scene has slipped you memory, you may be tempted to refrain from returning to the original video to refresh your memory, and if it has not, then I apologise for refreshing the recollection. SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Brown of course for obvious reasons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 I wear for under what I am told to wear ... OH ... this advice ... How to Pick the Right Thong ... might lift your spirits though ... Apparently there are 12 in the series! I wore a Thong bathing suit to the beach once Darn uncomfortable it was Until some one pointed out that I was wearing it backwards 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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