tigerfish Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 (edited) there's an old slogan/saying brought in by the British government at the beginning of the 2nd world war to keep morale up that is currently doing the rounds back in the U.K. at the mo, with several companies and advertising agencies putting their own twist on the saying. so i thought what the heck may as well have a Thai equivalent, viewed from both a foreign perspective and Thai. only meant to be a bit of fun so no need for anyone to get on their high horse and be uppity about the whole thing. O.K. here are a couple for starters. keep calm and take deep breaths or otherwise your going to end up knee - capping the little <deleted>. keep calm and dont think about the money and especially how much you are being ripped off. and finally keep calm lie back and think of the money. Edited August 26, 2012 by tigerfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beetlejuice Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 keep calm, take deep breaths, lay down, think of England and let her do all the work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 keep calm and repeat ad infinitum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daoyai Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 get excited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Keep calm dont panic, they always drive like that and you'll get used to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Keep calm...don't hyperventilate...the barmaid will be over in a minute..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuestHouse Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Keep calm, bottle it up, save it until you've had a few glasses of whiskey - then explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bina Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 keep calm. if it lands on or near you, youll not need to worry any longer. have a drink. (becoming relavant with iran sword rattling , and us receiveing little booklets for preparing for a worst case scenario.. like, where we live we have one minute to run to a bomb shelter upon hearing the siren....have tried to interest hubby in the 'how to put on a gas mask, what to take with u to the bomb shelter and no it doesn not include the two dogs, or the fighting cocks, and u have to wait ten minutes and for the all clear siren before u leave...'scenario, he says 'thais dont bother with that stuff' and to prove it: last time hubby and i were at a beach about one minute from gaza and we woke up to hearing a siren warning of a GRAD falling in area, and i went in to fright and flight mode, but there was no shelter to go to , he said: go back to sleep, theres' nothing u can do anyhow, life is full of sufferring and then you die. only in thai it sounds so much more elegant.(there's birth, adulthood, old age, sickness and death to release us from our sufferring....) bina israel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thongkorn Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 This is an English prayer i don't know about Thailand maybe it could get you killed. A prayer for the Stressed. Grant me the serenity To accept The Things i can not change, The Courage to Change The things i can not Accept, And the Wisdom to hide the Bodies of those I had to kill today Because they got on my nerves. Also help me to be careful of the toes i step on today As they may be Connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work 12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday. And Help me to Remember..... When i am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, It takes 42 Muscles to Frown 28 Muscles to SMILE. And only 4 to extend My arm and Smack Some one in the Mouth. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaullyW Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Keep calm and don't worry about her age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radster2212 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Keep calm and spend it all when on holiday lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
croweater Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Keep calm and dream about the day when jet ski scam and calwow are long forgotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaullyW Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Keep calm and don't worry about the rash. It's most likely nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Keep calm, and lower your expectations. remember your here because it's cheap and sunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelmann Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Keep calm and shoot any pratt who mentions keeping calm................has always been my motto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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