Happy Anniversary

Al and Susie are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Al says to Susie, "So, Susie, I was wondering... Have you ever cheated on me?"

Susie replies, "Oh Al, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Susie, I really want to know. Please..." "Well, all right, 3 times..."

"3, hmmm, well when were they?"

"Well, Al, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan...

Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked... Well..."

"Oh, Susie, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me.... So when was number 2?"

"Well, Al, remember when you had that last heart attack and you needed that very tricky operation, and no surgeon wanted to touch you...

Then remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here to do the surgery himself and then you were in good shape again... Well...."

"Oh my god! Susie, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life... I couldn't have a more wonderful wife... To do such a thing, you must really love me darling... I couldn't be more moved... So, all right then, when was number 3?"

"Well, Al, remember two years ago when you wanted to become president of the Golf Club and you were missing 23 votes?"