Ladphrao Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You might be a Thai redneck if you can be found sleeping in a hammock outside your house more than three afternoons a week, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard10365 Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 If you think a roadtrip to Bangkok...... to attend a peaceful demonstration..... just so you can meet women,......you might be a Thai redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 If you think a roadtrip to Bangkok...... to attend a peaceful demonstration..... just so you can meet women,...... Sounds like a good plan though ! totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 ..........If your idea of vehicle air bag safety is having your lady sat on the front of your bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 You might be bah-noak if.... you have late night cravings for kaw-neo moo ping or som tom your booze of choice is lao kao or on special occasions 100 Pipers food tastes better when you eat on the floor sitting on newspapers every 7-11 or Big C bag is saved for a garbage bag or other uses you brush your teeth with salt you or a relative sleeps outside with the buffalo to protect against thieves you consider owning buffalo a good investment you never have to buy rice you have to walk more than 100 meters from your house to get any mobile phone reception you've spent more than four hours on a straw mat drinking whisky flavored water instead of saying 'ah-rai-nah' when you don't hear something you shout 'HUH!?' you have a relative who works as a motorbike taxi. you watch movies outdoors at night on a temporary screen you don't use toilet paper you wash your clothes in the bathtub you think wearing heavy gold bracelets or necklaces is fashionable you like to snack on fried grasshoppers and other bugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p1p Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 Sorry for this CV, felt these needed a bit of editing... You buy your fuel in 100 Pipers bottles. You can't sleep because there is no chicken in the next room that just won't shut up. Foreign food is Khao Jaow Your house has no furniture with legs Nearest Songtaew route is a days walk away Favourite aphrodisiac is snake bile Your children are ordained as novices because a) nearest school is too far away and you couldn't afford the costs anyway. Your twelve year old daughter has never worn shoes You can push your hand right through your house wall. You wash your face and brush teeth upstream from the clothes wash but downstream from a latrine. Your cooker consists of rocks around glowing coals - and your home has no chimney You fill your Lao bottles from a large earthenwate jar, buried in the ground. What is Air Con? What is electricity? Running water comes down the hill and makes restful sounds as it trickles over rocks You will give your vote for 50 Baht, (or a promise of a village loan/grant after the election.) I love this country and could go on - and on - and on but perhaps I should stop here before I write something I might later regret. (Will probably be unable to refrain from adding more later anyway.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raro Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 ...if you consider the 43 kmph uphill speed of your pineapple loaden pick-up as just enough to overtake that lumber truck speeding at 42.5 kmph. Needless to say that you cannot see oncoming traffic...but hey, yesterday it worked fine, so why not today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doninusa Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 ..........If your idea of vehicle air bag safety is having your lady sat on the front of your bike that was very very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richb2004 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 You might be....if your sister ended up with some old, fat, ruddy, beer-guzzling, ill-mannered, half-educated farang who takes every opportunity to disparage thailand and thai people, whine about things he doesn't understand, mangle the language, and pretend to be living happily in a state of imagined superiority. does that count? Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftcross Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 you travel with babies under two years old on your motorcycle (extra points if you are wearing a helmet while the baby is unprotected) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backpack_thailand Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 You Might Be A Thai Redneck If..... The one and ONLY bottle of medicine you have at home cures every single illness known to man...!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dan Sai Kid Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 You might be a Thai Redneck if... You're idea of a fancy drink is 100 pipers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 You might be a Thai Redneck if your entire salad bowl collection has 'Kwong Hung Seng Ltd., Part.' written on the side! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backpack_thailand Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 You Might Be A Thai Redneck If..... Whenever you have to go anywhere, EVERYONE has to go with you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 You're a Thai Redneck when your whole family sits on the floor eating a meal....... ......on the 3rd floor at the shopping mall. Or you sit cross legged eating at KFC or Mac D's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptuan Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 You know you're a Thai Redneck... ...if your idea of lawn ornaments are the empty plastic bags blown off from the highway. ...if you haven't done the dishes in hot water for the last five years. ...if your idea of a traffic jam is two motorbikes waiting for the buffalo to finish his business in the middle of the dirt road. ...if you can eat any dish consisting of 50% hot chili peppers without heart failure. ...if your only morning alarm clock is the consistent 4:30am mosquito attack. ...if you prefer the "Burning Garbage" aroma as your choice of spray-can air freshener. ...if the back end and the front end of your pickup truck are held together by scrap wood. ...if your idea of "dining out" is moving from the inside floor to a grass mat outside the front door. ...if you finally start laughing in all the right places when the movie theater shows a Thai comedy. ...if you start complaining that your Singha Beer doesn't have enough ice in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raro Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 ...if your only capital investment is your five daughers you hope to get married against a handsome dowry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 ...if you buy your Thai whisky in 10 baht shots from the local mini mart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff1 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 You might be....if your sister ended up with some old, fat, ruddy, beer-guzzling, ill-mannered, half-educated farang who takes every opportunity to disparage thailand and thai people, whine about things he doesn't understand, mangle the language, and pretend to be living happily in a state of imagined superiority. does that count? I would like to use this post as my 1000 th ! Sorry I did not have a speech ready ( something like , I would like to thank all the little people and trolls that got me here . Without you , all of these totally useless posts of mine ...bla bla bla ) Ahh , so where to put such an important landmark ? The visa forum ? Nah , I went through all that to the point where I do not want to even recall the tourture . So this seems like the perfect place . Thank you Puwa for putting things in perspective . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzap Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 You might be bah-noak if....you have late night cravings for kaw-neo moo ping or som tom your booze of choice is lao kao or on special occasions 100 Pipers food tastes better when you eat on the floor sitting on newspapers every 7-11 or Big C bag is saved for a garbage bag or other uses you brush your teeth with salt you or a relative sleeps outside with the buffalo to protect against thieves you consider owning buffalo a good investment you never have to buy rice you have to walk more than 100 meters from your house to get any mobile phone reception you've spent more than four hours on a straw mat drinking whisky flavored water instead of saying 'ah-rai-nah' when you don't hear something you shout 'HUH!?' you have a relative who works as a motorbike taxi. you watch movies outdoors at night on a temporary screen you don't use toilet paper you wash your clothes in the bathtub you think wearing heavy gold bracelets or necklaces is fashionable you like to snack on fried grasshoppers and other bugs That's me! 9 out of 10... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaipro_pattaya Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 You chew betel until your teeth rot away and you have red spittle stains on all your clothes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzap Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 ...not to mention the puke-stains from last night's Lao-Khao binge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 You might be....if your sister ended up with some old, fat, ruddy, beer-guzzling, ill-mannered, half-educated farang who takes every opportunity to disparage thailand and thai people, whine about things he doesn't understand, mangle the language, and pretend to be living happily in a state of imagined superiority. does that count? I would like to use this post as my 1000 th ! Sorry I did not have a speech ready ( something like , I would like to thank all the little people and trolls that got me here . Without you , all of these totally useless posts of mine ...bla bla bla ) Ahh , so where to put such an important landmark ? The visa forum ? Nah , I went through all that to the point where I do not want to even recall the tourture . So this seems like the perfect place . Thank you Puwa for putting things in perspective . Congratulations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buadhai Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 ... if you sit on your motorcycle to pluck your eyebrows because it has the only mirror in the house.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I must be a Thai redneck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff1 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 You might be....if your sister ended up with some old, fat, ruddy, beer-guzzling, ill-mannered, half-educated farang who takes every opportunity to disparage thailand and thai people, whine about things he doesn't understand, mangle the language, and pretend to be living happily in a state of imagined superiority. does that count? I would like to use this post as my 1000 th ! Sorry I did not have a speech ready ( something like , I would like to thank all the little people and trolls that got me here . Without you , all of these totally useless posts of mine ...bla bla bla ) Ahh , so where to put such an important landmark ? The visa forum ? Nah , I went through all that to the point where I do not want to even recall the tourture . So this seems like the perfect place . Thank you Puwa for putting things in perspective . Congratulations Thanks Doc. , Nice to see somebody cares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleyboy Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 You might be....if your sister ended up with some old, fat, ruddy, beer-guzzling, ill-mannered, half-educated farang who takes every opportunity to disparage thailand and thai people, whine about things he doesn't understand, mangle the language, and pretend to be living happily in a state of imagined superiority. does that count? I would like to use this post as my 1000 th ! Sorry I did not have a speech ready ( something like , I would like to thank all the little people and trolls that got me here . Without you , all of these totally useless posts of mine ...bla bla bla ) Ahh , so where to put such an important landmark ? The visa forum ? Nah , I went through all that to the point where I do not want to even recall the tourture . So this seems like the perfect place . Thank you Puwa for putting things in perspective . Congratulations Thanks Doc. , Nice to see somebody cares Awwwwww we all care really, congrats matey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JungleBoy Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 You might be a Thai redneck if you wear your motorci helmet backwards and unlatched and right before you crash into the semi that you have been following 8 inches behind for the last 20 mins. and your last words are, "I'm looking forward to my next life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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